The Grand Master

Chapter 2169: The shit is very real

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Lu Yu thought for a moment.

Should I catch up with that teaching and have a look, or... I go back temporarily, as if I have never heard of it

Now Lu Yu regrets a bit. When he saw Yaodong before, he talked a lot, fearing that this matter alone would give Yaodong a'power'. Through this, Yaodong could do a lot of things.

People wanted to make some noise, and Lu Yu gave someone a gun on this blue dream thing...

If things really make a big mess, Yaodong will go directly to provoke something that shouldn’t be provoked, and lose again... I’m afraid that Lu Yu will also be implicated. When it comes time to check it carefully, then there is really a grievance and revenge, Lu Yu really wants to run It's hard.

"by!"

Lu Yu was really angry.

I just want to make some money. I don’t have much ambition. I can improve my cultivation level, and then make a fuss with Jiaoxi Lu. Mature women are all tempting, and they are very happy to make a fuss... and it’s okay. Isn't it all good to motivate yourself to forge ahead

What... Why is it suddenly becoming a major event

The more I think about it, the more angry it gets.

"Who is outside?"

There was a lot of movement, but it shocked the college students in the house. They asked out loud, but didn't dare to come out.

After all, in this martial arts school, apart from the people on the commercial street, they are even the weakest.

Lu Yu curled his lips, understood this, and walked out swaggeringly.

After thinking about it, I still feel upset.

I want to go back to Xiao Ruan to complain, but think of his bad attitude before, scared Xiao Ruan to find him a warm bed...

He could only sigh and walk backwards, ready to find those animals in the forest, big birds, big wolves and so on.

As a result, as soon as he got to the back, Lu Yu felt that something was wrong, because there seemed to be a lot of people in it!

It's a sudden encounter, or a sudden realization.

This guy Lu Yu sometimes likes to walk at night, not referring to other things, but simply literally. Walking in this kind of forest with only weak light, while looking for a place to stay, he will think about it.

Thinking will spread out, thinking about some things that are not, and most of them are useless.

For example... Taoist priest.

Heishuiying one hundred and eight, the number of Hetian stars, the upper thirty-six, the lower seventy-two, it can be said that everyone is talented and extremely proficient in their own field.

Although Ninety-three of them were killed by Lu Yu in the end, most of these people have also been filled in the past few years... Of course, this is an inconsequential matter.

Before, there was a Taoist priest named'Luo Tian Shunde Shi Fang Da Lei Zhen Tian Di Meng Huang Ren Zhong Bao', which was abbreviated as'Shit' by Lu Yu, so it was also called'Xiao Shi'.

Xiaoshi should be dead. After all, in the final battle, Lu Yu first slapped his chest with a palm, and his internal organs were broken.

The shit is very real.

When I was a teammate, I always said something about Taoist priests.

"Look, I'm a man, I tell you I know everything in this world, and I tell you to have children, I can do it! But I just don't know how to catch ghosts."

"Why do Taoists catch ghosts? Actually, they are not Taoists. Even if they are on those mountain peaks, they are not considered Taoists. The four Taoists of the Profound Sect, they are considered to be people of a thousand sects. But it's about catching ghosts. It is really learned from Taoist priests. Taoists can't catch ghosts, but they must catch ghosts."

"Ask why? Of course it is to make people scared! We also want to live? How can we have believers? Why does Buddhism have to make a King Kong Arhat, one by one looks like a monster? Why does Catholicism have to What about hell? What other eighteen layers of hell... What? That's not Catholic? Damn! That's what I meant, how can you behave like this?"

"The reason is that it makes people scared! You are not afraid, how can I lie to you? Cough cough cough, how do you live? Even if I can see a doctor, even if I can make you live longer, but you don't believe me, you don't listen to me , If you don’t use my things, you won’t live a long life, then turn your head and say I am a liar. Where do I go to sue? Arguing? The most stupid thing in the world is to argue with the people!"

"So it's better to make them scared. Be scared first. If you scare you half to death, then you will be obedient, and then give you a vision, the beautiful kind, and you will pay for it. Simply put, first get bored with a stick. Then feed the sweet jujube, which is unsatisfactory!"

"So it's best to talk about ghosts first, scare people, and then talk about gods."

"You said my name is long? How can I bluff people if I am not long? Tell you that my original name is Zhang Ergou. Do you think I am a fairy tale? You don't think I am better than you, so you won't listen to me. You can't use my things, do you understand?"

"Are you asking if Fulu is working? Of course it works! For example, if you have a cold, if you don’t take medicine, drink plenty of water, and it will be fine in seven days. If you take medicine, drink plenty of water, it will be fine in seven days. Do you say whether there is any medicine? Use? Of course it works! Our Fulu is so useful! Of course, don't make a viral one, it's called the plague. Fulu alone can't get rid of such a big ghost. You have to rely on immortal medicine."

"What happened to me eating meat? Who told you that you can't eat meat? Meat? Meat is a box of leeks, and the meat is fishy."

"What's wrong with a woman? Who told you that Taoist priests can't find a wife? And it's immoral for you to rush in and catch the traitor, okay?"

It was such a real little Taoist priest. Lu Yu still clearly remembers that it was a rainy night and thunder was falling in the sky. He rushed out of the dense forest alone, carrying the M16 in one hand and the insurance-opened grenade on his back. Carrying a stainless steel sword on his back, he rushed directly into a drug lord stronghold, killed 67 people, and finally carried two girls who were arrested while traveling in the sky, and walked out covered in blood...

At that time, a thunderstorm struck the sky, and the grass roof of the wooden house caught fire, and it burned out more than ten li under the heavy rain. He came from the fire, blood-colored body, black eyes, bright white eyelids, and messy. Hair... Lu Yu thinks that's Dao.

Lu Yu had feelings that day, and out of respect, he called him'big shit'.

Homophony is the'master', which is really much better.

It always feels very comfortable to think of the past.

Perhaps it was because the forest in front of him was very similar to the forest in the rainy night, which made Lu Yu suddenly remember those past events. It may also be the current martial arts school, which looks like an unrealistic'Tao'. A person like shit, came out to tell the truth.

It's just that these thoughts were disrupted by a shout from the front, and disappeared.

Lu Yu hurriedly lowered his body, hiding behind the trees, and looking forward secretly, he found that there were five or six people standing together. Based on their position, it was obvious that one of them was alone, and the others were all in the same group.

As for the one who was alone, Lu Yu still knew him.

locust!

"Sister, you can't say that! This time you took the Huang Xiaoniao brand privately and ran into this martial arts school, isn't it just to avoid the marriage? Now that you are admitted, everyone agrees, but my sister thinks you You should still pay attention to your identity!"

"Yeah, sister Xiao Chong, it's actually a coincidence. I didn't expect that the guy in your marriage contract also came in at the same time. Is it destiny? Man, you have to accept your fate. Since God wants to arrange this, it is better for you. Let's go. This marriage between you is related to the future of our Phoenix family... Hmph, are you planning to let the martial arts family dominate until when?"

Lu Yu watched from the side, his forehead throbbed.

The key is that the amount of information in these few sentences is really big!