Lu Yu was stupid, including his father-in-law with a dull expression.
But he was very good at being a human being. He turned his eyes and passed out and fell to the ground with a bang and sound, and he seemed to have fallen hard.
"Asshole! Faster than I fainted!"
Lu Yu was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help but scolded.
He did intend to pretend to be faint, because he was young, so it can be said that he was frightened by His Majesty Longwei, frightened for a while. This escape is perfect.
But after being preempted, he could only bite the bullet and look at the angry majesty, and smiled bitterly: "Xiaomin...Xiaomin see your majesty, I don't know why your majesty... I don't know why your majesty is angry? Is there a place where Xiaomin is impolite and collides His Majesty?"
"Pretend to be a fool?"
His Majesty snorted and said: "You stinky boy and everyone in the world pretend to be stupid, but it is no coincidence that my extremely heroic general, the first thing after returning, is to recommend someone to me. To join the military department, he must be dispatched by him. When I asked the man if he was extremely rich in martial arts, General Lian Pao said that he had no cultivation skills. So I asked why he was specially recruited to join the military department. General Lian Pao said Because that person is extremely skilled and skillful. I naturally want to ask, since he is a very good craftsman, why not recommend him to join the Ministry of Engineering? Guess how he answered me?"
Lu Yu immediately shook his head, very sincere.
His Majesty sneered: "He said, he only wants that person to be used by him, and he doesn't want to take advantage of those who don’t have the ability to shit. Oh, this is him. If you are someone else, I will definitely treat him as soon as possible. Push it out and beat the disabled! But I was also curious, so I asked him who the person is and deserves his attention. Guess how he answered?"
Lu Yu shook his head desperately.
His Majesty laughed and said, "He said that he is a 7-year-old doll. I also want to make him a fourth-rank official position, so that he can become his direct subordinate... Guess again, how did I answer him?"
Lu Yu didn't shook his head this time, but said with a look of expectation, "Um... I agree?"
"Bah!" His Majesty spit in the air with a very impersonal sip, if it weren't for Lu Yu to be far away, he might be spitting up.
"I ordered him to be dragged out for a while. He is still lying at home to recuperate. It should be impossible to participate in the Beijing Grand Tournament two months later."
Your Majesty paused, and then said: "Then you come to guess, what will I do with the'talent' recommended by General Lian Lu?"
The corner of Lu Yu's eyes twitched, and he gave a wry smile, then bowed his hands and said: "Your Majesty's order, the grassroots dare not obey!"
He bit the word'caomin' very hard.
The world is very interesting, human beings are very weird, in general... There is no escape from the phrase "stick tiger chicken".
The people who fish and meat will always be local officials and dignitaries, but they are by no means the master of a country.
Every word and deed of the lord of a country will be recorded in the annals of history. You know that their civil servants are writing, but you can't read it. Until you die, the world will know what kind of evaluation you have received. Whether you have a long-lasting reputation or a long-lasting legacy... It is often a small matter to decide.
This is the case for the common people, small people, they only pay attention to small things. Therefore, your Majesty can find any reason to kill a minister, and he can't spit the common people on formal occasions.
That’s why Lu Yu emphasized his status as a “caomin” in every possible way, which means... You are the master of the country, but you can’t be the same as me, what kind of ability to bully me
The lord of the country was stunned for a moment, touched his beard, and felt that this matter... is also very right. The lord of a country can never be so hypocritical.
So... He sneered and said loudly, "Xuan!"
The word Announcement is not common. Only the master of the country can use it, and the master of the country does not often use it.
Hearing this word, the father-in-law who had passed out suddenly jumped up from the ground, kneeling down with respect.
"Today, I have a special order to save the five treasures, and order Lu Yu in white to be the counselor of the Ministry of Industry, and to be in charge of the fourth grade, and order the department to edit the book immediately and implement it immediately."
To save the Five Treasures refers to the omission of the "Five Treasures" and the "Zhu Treasures" two ways to evaluate officials and promote officials. Since the founding of the Great Jade Country, unless a reward is granted before the battle, there will be very few such things in the rest.
This can be said to be'great grace'.
but…
Everyone present was stunned, and out of your Majesty, including Lu Yu.
His Majesty smiled when he finished speaking, and his smile was so evil.
Lu Yu was silly after hearing this, feeling ashamed as a demented child.
This is the most incredible scene that has ever occurred in the entire history of the Great Jade Country.
The reward has never been so full of malice.
The rewarded... have never been so sad and desperate, and even scolded his mother in his heart.
'Why is it so shameless? ! '
The lord of the Great Jade Nation is absolutely not the same as Lu Yu's guess. It stands to reason that a country lord who can create many great deeds and be able to work harder for the future after experiencing all kinds of difficulties to be crowned the Great Treasure will definitely not be such a rogue face.
But it is a pity that the master of the Great Jade Kingdom is such a master.
The corners of Lu Yu's eyes twitched and twitched, shook and shook again, and finally, in His Majesty's increasingly evil smile... sat down on the ground, hugging his arms, turning his head away, pouting, and said, "Bullying!"
Yes, the Lord is bullying people.
So he laughed and laughed extremely happily, as if all the previous bad feelings disappeared in an instant, and the unhappiness in his heart finally disappeared, because... the damn pig that always troubled him in his dreams finally... I bowed my head!
"Aiqing, what did I just say? My mind is quite uncomfortable these past few days, but I have forgotten it for a while."
The title has also changed, and his attitude has also changed. Although it seems to be gentle, it is definitely superior, with a joking expression on his face.
Lu Yu sighed, and simply sat cross-legged on the cold ground, and said grinningly, "Isn't the stove thing about the stove? Your Majesty, just copy it. Anyway, the Lu family didn't point to it to make money. But to be more comfortable in winter. But... dare to ask your Majesty what kind of fuel is used in the stove?"
"Fuel? Hmm... Although this word is unfamiliar, it is appropriate to think carefully." His Majesty nodded and said: "Naturally, it is the best charcoal."
"Oh, so it burst?"
"exploded."
"Have you hurt someone?"
"A few eunuch ladies."
"Have you ever been compassionate? Or punished?"
"Paid, but also dismissed."
"Fortunately then."
"Fortunately what?"
"Fortunately for the country."
"Why is it a blessing for the country?"
"Your Majesty, Great Jade Country, is a blessing."
"Heh," His Majesty said with a sneer: "Smelly boy, just became an official, this flattering skill is not bad."
Lu Yu stood up and smiled: "There was a ruffian who once said that the three sides of life are the most unpalatable, decent and affectionate. Your majesty’s scene is naturally the biggest scene, and your majesty’s dragon robe is the most decent, if you can be affectionate. It is the blessing of the people to face each other. The so-called'high-ranking ones are not humanistic', but if you know human feelings, you will have entered the'dao realm'. With a country leader like your majesty, the official position of the subordinate... also does it steadily."
Lu Yu stood up suddenly, with an indifferent, elegant smile, and gently waved the hem of his clothes, revealing a thin golden thread inside, which was a soft gold lining that only officials from the fourth rank and above could wear!