The women on the opposite side seemed to have given up and got used to them. They went to the toilet one by one, watching Lu Yu conjure up tricks. Gives a sense of resignation.
But this does not affect their surprise.
"Boy, can you do tricks? Where did you get such a big pile of dry wood?"
Lu Yu resisted and said, "After a while, you guys still call me smelly!"
Another woman laughed and said: "After finally changing things out, how can they become dry wood? If you change something to eat... that would be great!"
"Yeah... Meat is best. I don't know how long I haven't eaten meat..."
Obviously they were next to the toilet, and when they talked about meat, they swallowed their saliva.
Lu Yu snorted, somewhat disapproving.
Later, he turned into a kettle, a big kettle. It was sloshing and there was obviously water.
Then, there is a big water basin.
Then, in the sluggish eyes of all the women, they flicked their hands into fire and set the kettle on fire!
Xiao Ruan flicked his sleeves desperately from the side to make the smoke fly out of the window. People could only see the fire and feel the heat, but could not smell the burning smell.
After a while, the water heated up.
Lu Yu fell into the water basin, braving the steaming heat.
water! Hot water!
The women thought of drinking water.
The water provided here is too little, and it’s not enough to drink it every day. In addition, it’s cold and humid here, where insects breed and drink raw water. If it weren’t for the physical fitness of humans in this world, I’m afraid it would have been here long ago. There are no more people alive.
So when they see hot water, they naturally want to drink it to warm themselves up and get rid of the cold. You must know that it is still the mid-winter season, and the ice in this jail is extremely cold, like an ice cellar.
But Lu Yu didn't drink it.
Xiao Ruan reached into the basin and stirred it in the water. It felt the temperature was good, so he nodded, took the dried petals from Lu Yu's hand, sprinkled it on it, and said, "The basin is too small, I'm afraid it won't be enough for the young master to sit in. I have to bother the young master to stand."
Lu Yu nodded and said, "Where can you care about so much in extraordinary times?"
Xiao Ruan smiled, rolled up his sleeves, took off Lu Yu's coat, and stood in the basin with only his coat.
After that, he reached out and took the steaming water, poured it on Lu Yu's shoulder, let the hot water flow down...
The women on the opposite side, as well as the people listening to the sudden sound of water in the next cell, couldn't help but tremble a few times with Lu Yu's groan.
Most hope, take a bath!
Women are also human. The most urgent thing is to eat, but they are very different from men. They only need to eat something, and then the thing they care about the most... is taking a bath!
The smell in this prison is too strong.
And those who can enter the prison will never be too dirty in their previous life, and among them there are even noble people who will not touch the dust all their lives!
The tragedy is that women are far more likely to produce smells than men. Here, how can there be any fragrance
So taking a bath is what they want most now, more important than drinking hot water or eating big meat!
However, now there is finally one person in the jail who can take a bath, but he is a man! The only one in there, and the clean man who doesn't need to take a bath at all!
What is happiness? You stinks, my wash smells good.
What is hatred? Just you take a bath, and hum while bathing!
The women on the opposite side are going crazy and don't feel anything. At this time, seeing others taking a bath makes their whole body feel uncomfortable. They are itchy everywhere and dry all over, making them extremely uncomfortable.
"What kind of bath is your stinky man? How can you be so stinky as a masculine man? Shameless!"
"That's it, shameless!"
They were crazy and their voices were so loud that people who couldn't see and heard them instantly understood what was going on.
They are also beginning to feel uncomfortable. Their noses, which are already numb, are working better for some reason, not to mention the environment, even if it is their own taste, they can't stand it.
In fact, this was also made deliberately by Lu Yu.
The water vapor rises and enters the nostrils, moisturizing the skin and flesh, making the sense of taste more sensitive.
In the sound of shouting, Lu Yu took more than half an hour after taking a shower.
At this moment, the jailer came to inspect it in time to maintain order and see if anyone died inside.
As soon as they came in, the female prisoners began to file a complaint, saying that the new man took a bath, and said why he had it, but they didn't. They were filled with righteous indignation, but they made the jailers embarrassed.
Hurried to the last room, ready to catch a current.
They also found it strange that they were searched when they entered the door, and Lu Yu was also hand-searched, and he was searched more carefully and rigorously. The time was naturally the longest, and it almost swollen him. But I didn't see him carrying anything to take a bath.
This can be regarded as what happened to the big girl on the sedan chair, so she was naturally curious.
Others also began to look forward to Lu Yu being arrested and being taught a good lesson. After all, there is a good saying, eating alone and making black shit.
But when the jailers went to the last room and took a look... they only saw the clean Lu Yu lying in Xiao Ruan’s arms, his hair was still wet, and his clothes were dried out, but... they just couldn’t find a bath or shower. Related stuff.
It's weird.
Several women on the opposite side shouted loudly, saying that Lu Yu had changed his tricks. He had changed things before and then disappeared.
Talking about the jailer was confused.
But... Knowing that he must have taken a bath, there is no evidence, so I can only give up.
It was just that when a few jailers left, one of the bloated middle-aged jailers turned his head and glanced at Lu Yu's wrist, then sneered, but said nothing after all.
Just muttered "What a smart kid."
They are jailers.
But he is a jailer in the jail, and if you know it, I am afraid that few people can compare it.
Of course, after they left, the entire female prison of the jail could be boiled.
Some people scolded, some yelled, some yelled for Lu Yu to hand over the things for the bath, and the excitement continued until the time for the meal.
But the meal was not delivered, but a person was delivered.
A woman, more precisely a palace lady, was the palace lady who had broken the face of everyone in the Lu family in front of the Lu family.
She came here with money. Although the place was smelly and messy, she didn't change her expression. She walked lightly to the end of the cell, looking at Lu Yu’s cell, watching Lu Yu, until she saw Lu Yu a little hairy. I couldn't help asking: "This girl... What do you think of me doing this way? I really didn't have a bath. The water on this head... I sweat more easily."
The maid looked at him again, and said coldly: "Your Majesty has life, as long as you hand over the six heavenly books, you will be allowed to go out from here, if not... Now there are still a few months before autumn, so you can enjoy yourself here. The last time."