"It's not easy to be a 10,000-year-old man... In fact, it's really not easy."
Lu Yu sat on Xiao Hei's body, no, it should be said that he was lying down, holding a piece of grass in his mouth, and talking casually.
He is really moisturizing now. The huge team is pulling countless military supplies. Among them are grain and grass, and grain and grass are really not just grain and grass.
Bacon, appropriate fruits, refined grains, and other interesting things are all considered forage. What is forage? Just being able to feed people and horses is naturally not that simple.
And Lu Yu's subordinates... all of them are the Hunshi Demon Kings. They naturally know that they want to please their chiefs, and the things they escort... have long been regarded by them as their own things. Since it is your own thing, of course you can use it casually, or you can use it as a gift to the chief.
But they also have self-reliance, that is, they don't eat.
So Lu Yu can be said to be delicious. The only thing that is lacking is fine wine and fine wine, but it doesn't matter. Lu Yu doesn't like it very much anyway.
He suddenly likes to drink dew now, perhaps because of the influence of Hua Qianshu.
Every morning, when everyone is gathering the camp, Xiao Ruan will run to the side, or at the foot of the mountain or pond, choose the cleanest flowers and plants, the sweetest dew, collect them, carefully drain the clean water, and boil it. , Let cool, and then give Lu Yu a drink.
So Lu Yu would eat a bite of meat, greasy, use the dew to quench his thirst, and then lie in Xiao Ruan's arms and sleep a lot, which is worthy of his lazy reputation.
The same lazy, there is another person far away.
That'idiot'.
At this moment, the idiot was also lying on a pig with a blade of grass in his mouth and Erlang's legs.
It's really a pig!
A big and strong fat pig looks very fragrant.
Originally he was sent to the Eastern Jin imperial palace, no one thought he could come out alive.
But he was just let go.
Not only was he released, he was also sent to the army, not only the army, but also the most famous cavalry in the Eastern Jin Dynasty!
Why are the cavalry of the Eastern Jin Dynasty famous all over the world? Because... There are no horses in the Eastern Jin Dynasty.
The cavalry should not have appeared, but because of a battle with Northern Xinjiang, the cavalry of the opponent was defeated.
Sorrowfully, the Eastern Jin Dynasty began to buy the best horses in the entire continent, and then formed a cavalry team of 10,000. This team is not ten thousand people in length, and it only belongs to the emperor.
There are only ten thousand people, standing in the army of millions, not showing the mountains or the water, but standing like a flock of chickens.
With only 10,000 people, it can consume one-tenth of the army's salary and supplies of this million army, and its level of luxury is more than ten times higher than that of ordinary soldiers!
All of them have a name, called'The Great Iron Cavalry'.
The idiot was sent to such a team, a glorious army in the Eastern Jin Dynasty.
And... The most interesting thing about this army is its peculiar regulations.
The army does not provide horses!
The cavalry did not provide horses to the soldiers, and the Eastern Jin Kingdom did not produce horses... So in the people's mouth, the word "iron cavalry" would change and it was called Eastern Jin Fujia.
Those who can come here must be the heirs of the richest family in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, or the nobles.
Because of this rule, idiots face a very important problem.
He has no horses, not only does he have no horses, he can't even find a big boy on him, and he is really poor.
Everyone felt that he would definitely not find a horse, and that he would definitely not have the opportunity to join the Eastern Jin Dynasty, but they were wrong again, half wrong.
The idiot didn't find the horse, but he found a pig, and with this pig, he really became a member of the emperor's iron cavalry.
The pig is an animal that loves cleanliness, which seems absurd, because it always has mud all over and eats everything.
But in fact, the place where the pig lives is bad, but it has little smell and no parasites. The silt is incomparably dirty and swollen to people, but in fact it can really take a bath and can be used repeatedly.
But it is a pity that the place where the pig lives does not smell good.
A pig walked into the Eastern Jin Kingdom’s most powerful emperor’s iron cavalry. This is a very funny thing, and the person lying on the pig is extremely lazy. In addition to eating and sleeping, it is incompatible with the entire army. This is even more of a different kind. A funny thing.
At first everyone was really laughing.
But within a few days, they couldn't laugh out loud.
Because the steeds that they regarded as treasures almost consumed all the steeds of some people's family assets, but...the pig was offered as an ancestor all day long.
Such as fruit.
Good horses not only eat grass, but occasionally eat some fruit, so that they can run faster and grow stronger.
But every time they got the fruit, the horses didn’t eat it. Instead, they secretly sent it to the fat pig. He carefully put the fruit down and rubbed it with his nose, as if to rub off the saliva on it, for fear of letting it go. Fat pig dislikes it.
And the fat pig is not rejected by those who come, and eat it as soon as it comes.
In particular, some horses can eat meat and need meat to supplement their physical strength.
And these meats are also contributed to the fat pigs, and they are also not rejected by those who come.
Let a large group of horses be weakened by the single food of fodder.
Many horse owners had to find a way to find more food for their mounts, but... they were sent out.
I don't know why, that fat pig can really eat it!
No matter how much it is sent, it seems to be able to eat it.
A cherished car, a pig that is regarded as an "emperor"... No one will make fun of it anymore.
If I were an ordinary person, my mood at this time might be angry, perhaps puzzled, or... I wanted to kill a pig and eat meat.
But the emperor's iron cavalry has no ordinary people.
They only know one thing, this pig... is not an ordinary pig! How about we can grow so big? How else can I grow so fat? Otherwise... Can you smoke ten thousand cavalry so that you can't find the north with your own body? !
Naturally it can't.
This pig must be extraordinary.
Since pigs are not ordinary, then the owner of the pig may also be extraordinary.
Animals know people better than people.
They look at people's eyes and don't know why they are more accurate than humans themselves.
Mistakes... Although there are also, but very few.
But an idiot is an idiot after all, he only knows to eat and wait to die.
Until this iron cavalry rushed to the border of the Great Jade Kingdom with the army, facing the huge wall of about ten feet high in front of him... He would just sit up and rub his eyes, take a look, and then said in surprise: "I... I Isn't it still in the capital?"
How silly
But on the other hand, people have gradually come to understand, why didn't the emperor come to the east and build the capital so close to the border, and so close to the great jade country!
Maybe... This is not a'prevention' as people understand it, but an offensive plan.
Many people in the Great Jade Kingdom don't know this, but the old man in Supao knows it well!
"How? The escorted grain... How many days will it arrive?"
The Supao old man sat in front of the formation and asked directly without raising his head.
A ragged soldier finally controlled his breathing, and then said: "There should be ten days away..."
"Ten days?"
The old man in Supao frowned, and then smiled bitterly: "Ten days... The speed is not too slow. But in these ten days, it is enough for the army of the Eastern Jin Kingdom to walk two laps between this front line and the capital. !"