哐!
At this moment, an official shoe slammed into a bench, kicking it in a different direction.
"Fucking melon seeds! Hurrying this way, it's really a rush!" A man in official uniform walked over cursingly, kicked the stool with his muddy foot, and a clear message appeared immediately on it. Some of the shoe prints are like shit.
If it had ever happened, the young man would be able to dispose of him on the spot with just this action.
But now, he just smiled lightly, put down the water tank and walked in front of the man, and said: "Then come for a bowl of noodles, just to sweat, and make your old body slow down."
"It's easy to say, I'll give Lao Tzu a bowl... Ah!"
Without finishing a word, he sat directly on the stool, but the stool just received his kick, and now he sits down vigorously... The most important thing is that the stool is really old, so it just broke and let the person sit directly on the ground. , The whole person fell down like a tortoise, looking extremely ridiculous.
Puff...
The people nearby didn't want to make fun of him because he was wearing official clothes, but they couldn't help but let out a noise.
This made the officer annoyed into anger. He suddenly jumped up from the ground with a full moon, his arms shook, and there was a burst of flying sand and rocks.
This technique proves that his cultivation base is not low. The reason why I fell before may be because I was too tired or absent-minded, so that the horse slid.
"Oh, are you okay with this official?"
The young man didn’t care about the stool that he took care of every day and wiped it seven or eight times, so that it would not become dirty at the dusty city gate. It was naturally sad to see it shatter, but he still asked for the first time. The situation of the guest.
"Are you blind?!" The officer furiously said, "What can I do with Lao Tzu? With Lao Tzu's cultivation base, I won't get hurt by jumping off the cliff. What's the big deal?!"
The young man hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good. If the official is not injured, it is a great blessing. If you are a little one, you will replace the official with a stool. Today's face money will also be waived for the official. Suffice it to make you feel comfortable eating, Lord!"
When the people next to him saw the young man behaved like this, they nodded repeatedly, secretly saying that this kid would be a human being, and he was quite good in life.
The officer looked at the young man, at first he was a little surprised, and then he couldn't help but asked in confusion: "I said... You little second... are you stupid?"
The young man laughed and said: "The official said that the little one is stupid. The little one is naturally stupid. You know, you are naturally more transparent than ordinary people. No wonder the little one always feels like his own brain. Some are not enough, and I just realized today, but the small ones are actually stupid."
"Pretend to be stupid? Huh, that's okay!" The officer said loudly, "But let you know! Today, your grandfather, I have something to do, and I want to eat and warm my intestines through this place, you guys... what the hell is this mess It’s broken as soon as you sit, just waiting to see Grandpa make a fool of yourself?"
"Guard, how dare this little one? Just to give the little one the courage..."
"Stop talking nonsense! What can't you do not do anything? In broad daylight, let the court officials be humiliated in public, what is the crime?! Don't you want to make up for the loss of grandpa?! If not, grandpa smashed your broken shop, which one to look at? Can manage?!"
"Guan Ye! Don't! We, old and young, can only rely on this noodle stall to get a bite of rice!"
"Isn't it? I just like not to see the coffin without crying!"
He lifted his foot and kicked, turned and smashed, the table and stool flew away, but the few people who had just eaten the noodles seemed a bit silly, all of them were eating and watching with their bowls, and there was no panic at all.
"You spoilers! You... I kick! I tear down your broken... Ouch!"
He kicked and cursed, and the tables and stools were gone. He saw the bucket that the young man had put on the ground before, and kicked it violently. He expected a splash of water to increase its deterrence, so he used it. Forty percent strength, that is, this bucket will turn into wood chips, which will look very good...
however…
puff!
Screamed.
It's also like...
Snapped.
The egg hit the rock and asked, will the rock make a sound
Nothing!
Only the egg can make a sound.
Human feet, to put it bluntly, are flesh and bones. If they break and squash in an instant, the sound is naturally muffled.
I didn't see the splash because the water in the tank didn't even shake.
There are definitely bloody flowers, flying horizontally, not very beautiful.
The officer was stunned for a moment, then hissed, lying on the ground and rolling around, very pitiful.
After a while, he gritted his teeth and stood up abruptly from the ground, sweating profusely: "This...what the hell is going on? You...what did you move?!"
The young man was also taken aback, bent over, stretched out his hand, and lifted the water tank with ease, put it on his shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This is really my fault. It’s put here to delay your feet, oh... this foot is gone, it looks so pitiful... it hurts..."
Seeing this scene, the officer was completely stupid.
"You... how did you pick it up?!"
"That's how I picked it up, the official was really angry, and he started talking nonsense."
"Let... fart!"
The officer furiously said, "You are absolutely passive with this thing, put it down quickly!"
The young man got up helplessly, sighed, and said, "Then... I'll put it down completely."
After speaking, the young man loosened the bucket and let it fall to the ground by itself...
boom!
With a loud noise, the ground was smashed into a big hole more than ten feet wide! The air wave engulfed the dust and rushed to the surroundings in an instant. The officer stood unsteadily and was blown out of the distance. He turned a few times on the ground and climbed up in astonishment, and he understood thoroughly!
There was a noodle eater next to him, looked at the dusty noodle soup, sighed, carefully placed the noodle bowl on the ground, and then said to the officer: "You foreign officials, are you used to being arrogant and domineering in small places? But everyone dares to provoke. Here, it’s the capital city. If you throw a stone, you might even throw out two emperor relatives and two ninth-level masters. As for this noodle stall... They threw the stone that smashed people. , The other party will only laugh when nothing has happened! Tsk, I heard that your majesty and his elderly have also come here to eat noodles, huh, and with respect, you? What a shit!"
…
Tom Bo stretched out his hand and waved away the dense smoke. He frowned and said to the young man: "Song family boy, how long have been talking about it, the Qi protects the body from the body, and this Qi is your hands and feet. You stand in the original The ground, this ten thousand catties of fine iron is pressed on you and on the ground, you need to turn the breath into a base, and expand its radius as much as possible to keep the ground from being damaged. To put it down, you also need to instill vigor, as if The palm is resting. Not only do you have to hold it, but you also have to behave naturally. Until the ten thousand catties of fine iron in your hand is really like an ordinary tens of catties, your practice is considered to be an introduction. This is called lifting the weight with ease! Hey, it is a pity that you just got caught With a kick and a fall, I didn't lose my strength in time. It's really... I didn't want to accept you because of your unsatisfactory talent. You were so unprofitable."
The young man was said to be blushing, his head lowered, and said embarrassingly: "I know... Not next time..."
"Next time? There is no time to see you next time."
A word from Tom Bo surprised the young man and raised his head, only to find that Tom Bo was packing up a small package, and he actually meant to leave here, as if he was going to travel far!
"Tomb, you are..."
Tom Bo turned his head and smiled: "That kid once said that if a defeated officer comes to Linjiang City anytime, it's time for him to need me, hey... At such an old age, he still has to go out to endure hardships. , Young people nowadays, it's really unreliable..."