Lu Yu did not exaggerate.
There are no airplanes, cannons, tanks and cars in this world, and the demand for gasoline is really not too great. And the reserve of Phoenix water here... is really big enough to make Lu Yu collapse.
Hearing this, the old minister Jiujiu's face instantly turned red, which was agitated.
Lu Yu tilted his head, watching him want to laugh, and said, "Why are you so excited?"
The old minister Jiujiu smiled and said: "Weichen is indeed a bit gaffe... But with this phoenix water, why worry that our country is not strong and prosperous? The rest are not used, but this white thing, the phoenix marrow, is enough to bring us to the country. Great wealth!"
Lu Yu blinked, frowned again, and said with a cold snort, "I said... You made two mistakes in this matter. The first one is that the Phoenix water belongs to me. It seems that there is nothing like Tian Guo. What a big relationship. It is produced in the small well in front of my door, so it is naturally my private property. To you whether the country is prosperous or not... Hehe, sorry, I am not so selfless. As for the second point, I don’t like other people’s giving it. Things that originally belonged to me were messed up with names."
"This… "
The face of the old minister Jiujiu instantly became extremely embarrassed, and at the same time he felt deep despair.
If he didn't see it, didn't know, he wouldn't be so uncomfortable, but now he has seen it!
It’s like a person who is about to starve to death, starving to death, there is no complaint, but if someone dangles in front of you with a fragrant and hot roast chicken just before starving to death, it even makes the sweet Put the grease on your mouth, then... Take it away mercilessly, watching you starve to death.
What an annoying thing!
Therefore, the old minister Jiujiu’s expression was very distressed, and even pleadingly said, "Master Hou... Don’t say that. You are the Hou, and this land country regards you as the most respected, so it is your own land. , My subjects, how can Lord Hou bear the heart..."
"Let’s talk about this later, anyway, now I don’t have the feeling to take it out for nothing, you... understand?"
The old minister Jiujiu was taken aback for a moment, lowered his head and thought for a while, then... he suddenly realized what Lu Yu was referring to, and was shocked in a cold sweat, and even his legs trembled.
Lu Yu laughed and said, "Looking at what you look like, it seems that you understand how to do it... I still believe in your abilities."
The old minister Jiujiu made a heavy breath, and then smiled bitterly: "Weichen damn it, he named this fetish without authorization, and he hopes the prince will punish him."
"Have you named it? Why don't I remember it?"
"This..." Facing Lu Yu's moodiness, the old minister Jiujiu was really helpless, and couldn't guess what he was thinking.
But immediately I heard Lu Yu say: "But these three gods really should have a name, um... I think about it, let's call it Phoenix Condensed Marrow, what do you think of this name?"
"This..." The old minister was sweating profusely. This is clearly the name he had thought of before! But can he say it? Dare to say it? I could only exclaim with a bitter face: "The name Hou Ye is really appropriate. This white god was condensed from the Phoenix water. Its whiteness is like bone marrow, so it is called marrow. Apart from Hou Ye, no one can think of it. Such a name!"
"Yeah," Lu Yu said with a flushed face, no heartbeat, "I think it's good, too, is there anyone in this world who knows better than me? You are right, as for the other two things... This name is a bit difficult to pick, so this one is called Phoenix Juice, and that one is called Phoenix Mud! Well, they are both good and good names."
"This... Master Hou!"
The old minister Jiujiu almost vomited blood from these two names.
Such a fetish, one is juice and the other is mud? ! Although logically speaking, these two names are also very vivid, but they are really...too senseless, really blasphemous! This way of naming is like naming a black dog named Xiaohei, too weak!
Of course, he didn't know that Lu Yu really had a "big black dog", and he really named it a little black...
…
Xiao Hei.
It's no longer the Xiao Hei it used to be.
The first is that it has become smaller.
The figure that looked like an elephant was gone, only one person tall, it seemed to be smaller than a steed.
And the black mist on its body has also disappeared, as if condensed and turned into thick hair on its body.
It was not sitting on Lu Yu on top of its head at this time, but sitting on a young girl with a tired look. The girl was extremely fair and lovely, but the lower body was fish-tailed, which was slightly inadequate. It is the little mermaid.
Without the bucket, she could only hold a small kettle in one hand, and constantly pour water into her mouth. Even if the bitter wind of late autumn blew, she only felt hot all over.
Xiao Hei kept walking forward, and every step put a heavy burden on the ground, as if the whole land was about to collapse.
Jiang Yi followed, turning his head to look at Xiao Hei from time to time.
"It's really... miraculous!" She couldn't help muttering: "I thought this guy had absorbed too much evil spirits before, and was already overwhelmed. I didn't expect this little mermaid to actually suppress that evil spirit alive. At first, I thought that stinky boy had a bad temper and spent so much money to buy a vase, but I didn’t expect to find a treasure..."
"But in any case, it is really incredible that Xiao Hei's evil spirit can disappear. It seems that Xiao Hei and that stinky guy are really a contract of fate. It must be the stinky guy who has had some adventure recently. It’s really weird to let Xiao Hei’s realm improve as well, so that he can keep his heart clear and overcome the baptism of evil spirits."
Cursing his mouth, Jiang Yi couldn't help but stretched out his hand and patted Xiao Hei's body vigorously, which caused a very innocent look in Xiao Hei's eyes.
"Huh, I think I used to be a master of the situation, but now I have become the nanny of this one... two guys. This matter... After I meet that stinky guy, I have to settle the accounts!"
Maybe the sound was too loud, and the little mermaid on the little blackhead was startled.
She blinked in surprise, looked around, then showed a tired but sweet smile, and said, "Sister, where is this?"
"Huh, Yuping, the place where the Three Kingdoms are not, the place where all nations converge. Anyone who commits a heinous crime in the northern frontiers of the Eastern Jin Kingdom of the Great Jade Kingdom, and those who escape by chance will gather here. They only need to enter the gate of the country to survive. A ray of life. It's a place where the wicked gather."
The little mermaid blinked his innocently big eyes, and then immediately looked horrified, and asked with a trembling voice: "Why... why are we here? They are all big bad guys, aren't we dangerous?"
Jiang Yi smiled lightly and said, "No, it is not us who is at risk, but... you, you came here this time just to take the opportunity to sell you."