"I heard that Liulang went to the county to try it out." During dinner, Old Man Gu asked about Xiao Liulang.
The incident with Xiao Qin Xianggong happened a few years ago. Although everyone didn't expect Gu Jiao to do it on purpose, they felt that Gu Jiao was really unlucky. Since Xiao Liulang was married to her, Xiao Liulang was also unlucky.
At this time, when they heard Xiao Liulang's name, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were all in a panic, but unfortunately it was the old man who asked. They didn't dare to speak, and just ate in the kitchen.
"Well, he only took one test." It was Gu Dashun who answered.
Gu Changhai wondered, "Why only one exam? Didn't you take five exams that time?"
Gu Dashun thought for a while: "Should I fail the test? I failed the first test, and later I won't be allowed to participate."
Gu Changhai: "Then will the test fee be refunded?"
Gu Dashun: "I won't retreat."
Gu Changhai took a chopstick and pickled vegetables: "Tsk, two taels of silver! You can still make bubbles in the cesspool."
Old Man Gu frowned and glanced at his eldest son, Gu Changhai hesitated and kept his mouth shut.
A table was full of appetite by the cesspool, except for Gu Dashun.
Don't think he doesn't know, this exam is the name that the dean has reported to Xiao Liulang. The dean does not want this good student, but he has high hopes for Xiao Liulang's piece of dead wood, and the result can only be disappointing. .
Gu Dashun felt a sense of revenge in his heart.
Ten days later, the results of the county examination came out.
Gu Dashun waited to see Xiao Liulang's joke, but was directly struck dumb by a bolt from the blue!
I saw the big red good news of the academy with a few big characters written like a phoenix—the county trial case leader, Xiao Liulang!
In fact, the yamen rankings were not released so quickly. It was the dean who was in a hurry to go to the county yamen in person. After asking about the results, he did not wait for others to publish the rankings.
Hang it in the most eye-catching position to ensure that everyone passing by the academy can see it!
The dean stood under the good news and smiled like a fool.
Those who know it say that his student passed the county exam, but those who don't know it should be his own son.
He also specially called Xiao Liulang to Zhongzhengtang: "...I knew that my hard work would not be in vain."
You are still impressed by me!
Xiao Liulang glanced at him blankly: "I just hate so many exams."
The dean said slowly: "Oh, then you can hand in a blank!"
You don't need to take the exam even if you hand in a blank paper, right? Admit it, Rokuro, you just feel sorry for the dean! I'm not willing to let the dean down!
Xiao Liulang was too lazy to pay attention to him and turned around and went out.
The good news hasn't reached the village yet, and Gu Jiao doesn't know anything about it.
She was raised at home for a few days, and the cold was cured. Now she is packing and planning to go to the temple.
"The dessert last time was good, I'll bring some back." Before going out, the old lady stopped her.
Gu Jiao thought for a long time before she remembered that what the old lady said was the dessert that the lady gave her when she went to the temple for the first time: "It's not the dessert in the temple, it was brought by a pilgrim, I don't know. Can we meet her this time?"
Saying this on the lips, but in my heart I feel that there is a high probability that I have been there twice and met twice.
Gu Jiao packed some mountain goods in the basket and planned to exchange some snacks with the other party later.
But until she went up the mountain, she didn't meet the lady, but saw a few quirky little monks.
After the little monks finished their homework, they were lying behind the door like stacks of Arhats, sticking out their little heads, not knowing who they were looking for.
When Gu Jiao came to the top of the mountain with a small backpack on her back, the eyes of several people suddenly widened!
"She's here! She's here!"
She came with a basket on her back!
She is coming! She is coming!
She came with Fa Fa (Flower Flower)!
"Hurry up and hide!"
The little monks quickly backed away, but there were too many small dumplings, one pressing on the other, the upper one couldn't get down, the lower one couldn't move back, and finally they could only throw themselves out, like a small winter melon, and rolled away. land.
Gu Jiao looked at a bunch of little monks who suddenly appeared in front of her: "..."
Um
Large collective touch porcelain scene
"Jingfan! Pure heart! Pure goodness! Where have you guys gone?"
Falling down in front of the beautiful female benefactor, they don't want to lose face, right? The stinky senior even called them by their names!
The little monks get up and run away!
Gu Jiao suddenly said, "What were you doing just now?"
The small steps of a few people.
Little Monk One: "We're not looking at you!"
The second little monk: "Yes, I didn't see you!"
The little monk nodded three times!
Gu Jiao raised her eyebrows: "Why are you looking at me?"
Little Monk One Two Three: "You look good!"
Gu Jiao: "..."
The little monk pointed at Gu Jiao's birthmark: "Your hair (Hua Hua) is beautiful!"
It's ridiculous to say that the children in the village regarded her as ugly. When they saw her, they either bullied her or avoided her. However, these little monks who never went down the mountain were deeply attracted by her birthmark more than once.
Gu Jiao was successfully arrived by a few little monks, and took a few pieces of hemp candy from the back basket for them.
"We can't ask for something from the female benefactor." The little monk refused.
Gu Jiao thought for a while and said, "Aren't you monks all alms? You ask me for alms, and these hemp candies are yours after alms."
A few little monks thought it made sense! Immediately went back to the house and took a small bowl to find Gu Jiao for alms, and Gu Jiao distributed the sesame sugar to them.
The little monks, holding small bowls, sat on the steps and ate.
Gu Jiao counted the heads of the little monks and asked, "Huh? Don't you have four? Why are there only three left?"
The little monk said together, "You mean clearance? He's going down the mountain!"
It turns out that the wrestling group is called Qingkong.
Gu Jiao learned the cause and effect from the mouth of the young monk, and only then did she know that the wrestling little dumpling was adopted by a well-meaning big family. The husband and wife of that family have been married for ten years and have never had any children. They brought the wrestling little dumplings back to raise them as their own sons.
"He must be sad to leave here, right?" Gu Jiao asked.
The three little monks shook their heads in unison.
Little Monk Yi is the most active and is the little spokesperson of the Little Monk Group. He said: "He is not sad, he has long wanted to go down the mountain."
Gu Jiao wondered, "Why?"
The little monk said: "He said that you can eat meat when you go down the mountain!"
Gu Jiao: "..."
What kind of misguided little monk is this
Gu Jiao said again, "Then you must be sad, right?"
The three little monks shook their heads again.
The little monk said, "Actually, he can't eat meat even after going down the mountain. He faints! He doesn't know it himself!"
There are still people in this world who are dizzy, don't lie to me if I read less!
Gu Jiao said, "You don't tell him either?"
The little monk said, "Tell him, and he won't leave!"
Gu Jiao paused and said with emotion, "You guys are thinking about him." It is a very happy thing to be adopted by a kind family.
The little monk Yi Hao said: "Who let him eat so much, he will eat all our meals!"
Gu Jiao: "..."
What kind of little plastic monks are these
However, the wrestling group failed to go down the mountain in the end, because the big family suddenly stopped coming. The abbot asked people to find out that the wife of a big family was pregnant, and the happy pulse was diagnosed last night.
The doctor swore that it was a son.
When Gu Jiao went to the Abbot's meditation room, the little monk was sitting on the stone at the door, with a new little bag by his hand.
Obviously, he already knew that he was abandoned by the adopted family, and his whole body was shrouded in a little sadness.
Gu Jiao thought about it, walked over, and asked him, "Can I sit here for a while?"
The little monk didn't say a word, just pulled the little bag aside.
Gu Jiao then sat down next to him.
As a handsome dog, Gu Jiao has always had no resistance to beautiful things. The little monks in the temple are actually quite cute, but this one is especially cute, with a round head, big eyes, and black and long eyelashes. Just a little lash serum.
"Sad?" Gu Jiao asked.
"What?" Xiao Jingkong responded, realizing what Gu Jiao was asking, and hummed, "I'm not sad!"
The voice was chirping.
Gu Jiao raised her eyebrows and said, "So, you don't want to go down the mountain?"
Xiao Jingkong put his hands on his chest, turned his face away, and said arrogantly, "Yes, what's so good about going down the mountain? I heard that I will be forced to eat meat! I don't want to break my precepts!"
Yo, that's not what your buddies said.
Gu Jiao teased him: "You really don't want to go down the mountain?"
Xiao Jingkong said with a serious expression: "Of course I don't want to! I will never go down the mountain in my life! I will be a monk for the rest of my life! In the future, I will also be an abbot in the temple!"
Gu Jiao secretly gave a thumbs up, ambitious.
Gu Jiao glanced at him and sighed: "Since your attitude is so firm, then forget it. I originally planned to tell the abbot abbot and let you go down the mountain with me for a few days."
Xiao Jingkong akimbo said: "I said I can't go down the mountain! Especially not to go down the mountain with you! If you don't believe me, ask me again!"
Gu Jiao asked blankly, "Are you going down the mountain with me?"
Xiao Jingkong grabbed the burden and said, "Yes!"
Gu Jiao said on the spot, "...!!"
I only have three words: Hahaha!
(End of this chapter)