The Great Collision of Yin and Yang

Chapter 139: Extra Tanabata 01

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The dark blue night sky was dotted with countless twinkling stars, like diamonds scattered on velvet. The evening breeze blew gently, blowing away the remaining heat in the air, and a cool breeze came over. A leaf hanging on the treetop swayed and trembled for a few times, and was finally pulled away from the branch by the evening breeze, floating in front of me. It suddenly covered the face of a fat cat, making a crisp sound.

The beard on the fat man's face trembled twice as he dozed off with his eyes squinting. He suddenly opened his eyes and ripped the leaves into pieces with great vigor. He slowly got up and stretched himself, walked a few steps along the edge of the wall, and jumped down lightly, landing on the ground. Every step he took with his heavy footsteps would raise countless dust. Obvious angry lines appeared on the fat man's face. He had tried to walk as lightly as possible, so why did he still raise dust? !

Carefully observing the height of the dust, it is estimated that he has gained a few pounds. Big Fat stared at the ground under his feet as if facing a great enemy, and he dared not step on the raised meat pad. If Chen Yang found that he had gained weight again, he would definitely force him to lose weight. Wei Xuan's little zombie and the talkative witch doll would definitely laugh at him. Big Fat estimated the distance from the ground under his feet to the door, his eyes changed slightly, and he arched his fat body and growled from his throat. The next moment, a black shadow flashed in the air. Looking again, Big Fat was already standing at the door.

It turned its head, and the soft flesh on its neck piled up. It looked at the courtyard behind it with a mocking look, swung its tail and walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator to look for dried fish. It was shocked to find that there was no dried fish, and it could not find any in the entire kitchen.

When Dapang ran out in a daze, he bumped into Ma Shanfeng and immediately stopped him and asked, "Why didn't Chen Yang make dried fish today?"

Ma Shanfeng paused, looked down, thought for a moment and said, "I probably shouldn't do it."

Da Pang anxiously asked, "Why? Don't you make dried fish every day?"

"He would have done it before, but he's not free today. By the way, today is a holiday, and they're probably all out playing. I want to go home, too, so feel free to do what you want." Ma Shanfeng walked around Dapang and walked out. After a few steps, he stopped and looked back, smiling and asking, "How about you come home with me?"

Fatty immediately got angry when he saw Ma Shanfeng's smiling face. The other party's cunning image had already penetrated into Fatty Cat's mind. Whenever Ma Shanfeng smiled, he would tense up and be on high alert: "No. What day is today? Why is it a holiday?"

"It's Chinese Valentine's Day." Ma Shanfeng was not angry at being rejected: "We have prepared a big meal at home, with lots of fish and meat, do you want some?"

Big Fatty was shaken for a moment, but still shook his head firmly: "No." It chose to lose weight. Ma Shanfeng: "Okay, then I'll go. There's probably no one in the branch right now, so you should be careful. In addition, Wawa and Wei Xuan are at my house, let Chen Yang know when they come back."

Da Pang nodded, and when he realized that he had to stay at the branch to look after the house, Ma Shanfeng's back had already left. His speed was so fast that it was shocking. Da Pang was silent for a while: "Old and cunning." He walked up and down the stairs and found that everyone in the branch really went to the Chinese Valentine's Day, leaving him alone, a helpless fat cat.

Da Pang sat on the sofa with his limbs spread out and turned on the TV with the remote control. The screen was showing the scene of the mistress holding the child and meeting the adulterer being caught by the husband. The husband took the child and shook hands with the adulterer. The mistress looked uneasy. The adulterer even shook hands with the husband and said that he had nothing to do with the mistress and only took the child to see because he thought the child was cute.

The husband hadn't suspected anything even though it was so obvious! The fat man squeezed the vacuum bag of potato chips and angrily pushed his head into it to empty all the potato chips. When he tried to pull his head out, it got stuck. The fat man was shocked, and then he turned around madly, and finally tore the whole bag open in anger to get out.

This is a large potato chip bag, and Da Pang's head can be stuck in it, you can imagine how fat he is. However, Da Pang closed his eyes and ears and chose the fat house happy water the next moment. After watching an episode of a melodramatic TV series, he ate all the snacks. These snacks were basically bought by Mao Xiaoli because the children in the branch like to eat them.

There was no restocking today, so the snacks were quickly eaten up. There was nothing in my mouth, so I drank the Happy Fat House Water and it tasted nothing at all. Da Pang was paralyzed for a while and decided to order takeout. The takeout was nearby and was delivered fairly quickly, in about half an hour. The gate of the branch was wide open, so the takeout man could come in directly.

The delivery man saw that the TV was on, so he knocked on the door to remind him: "Hello, your takeaway!!!"

Fatty poked his head out from behind the sofa and looked the delivery man in the face. The delivery man's heart was pounding, and he almost thought it was a demon cat. Fatty tilted his head: "Meow?"

The delivery man slowly breathed a sigh of relief. It was probably the owner's pet cat, but it was really fat. He put the food on the ground and turned to leave. When he reached the door, he turned back subconsciously for some reason, and saw the fat cat that was as fat as a meatball landed lightly and stood up to take the food away. He was so scared that he ran away. Since then, a horror legend about a black cat becoming a spirit has spread among the deliverymen.

Dapang finished his takeaway and watched two episodes of a TV series. The clock ticked and went round and round, but the branch members still hadn't returned. Dapang turned off the TV, and the branch suddenly became so quiet that it made people panic.

Usually at this time, everyone would gather together to talk about the recent situation, or talk about the strange things they encountered when taking orders, and the miserable scene when Wei Xuan was doing homework. Every time at this time, Da Pang would squat in front of her and stare at her quietly, appreciating her miserable situation. Unfortunately, everyone was out today, and the three couples in the branch were all celebrating Valentine's Day on the Chinese Valentine's Day!

Da Pang felt lonely and couldn't help thinking, why not find a companion? Then he shook his head again, where can he find a cat ghost who has lived for more than a thousand years like him? Just as he was thinking about it, Chen Yang and Du Shuo came back.

Seeing the messy table and the opened bottle of fat man's happy water, Chen Yang's face suddenly turned cold: "Fatty, do you know your weight?" The big fat man's tail swaying from side to side suddenly stopped, and he turned his head and squeezed his fat face with three or four layers of chins, trying to put on a cute and innocent expression: "Meow?"

Chen Yang glared at him: "Speak human language! Stop making faces. If you don't scold me for three days, you will become arrogant."

Big Fat: "... I'm a single cat, lonely and hurt." In order not to lose weight, Big Meat Mountain is flexible.

Chen Yang was quite surprised: "Don't you have many beautiful cat girlfriends?"

When talking about this, Big Fat fiddled with his bald forehead sadly, full of grief and anger. After the voodoo doll pulled out the hair on his forehead, it never grew back. The voodoo doll and the little zombie colluded with each other and shaved off the cat's hair on its forehead when it wasn't paying attention, just like cutting leeks, cutting it when it grew back. Without beautiful fur, how could Big Fat conquer other beautiful cats with his beauty

Fatty's beauty? Chen Yang said expressionlessly, "Oh, remember to clean up the table. If we don't come back at night, you should close the door yourself if others don't come back either. If they come back, ask them to close the door, and make sure to clean up the dirty floor and table."

Big Fat: "You guys aren't coming back tonight?"

Chen Yang: “Not coming back.”

Du Shuo came down from upstairs, holding two bags in his hands. The bags seemed to contain some clothes for changing. He walked downstairs towards Chen Yang and said, "Let's go." Chen Yang smiled and waved to Dapang, "We're leaving first. Bye."

Big Fat was as stiff as a stone. If he guessed correctly, the two people were going to get a room and even brought a change of clothes. Big Fat collapsed back on the sofa and kicked the bag of potato chips at his feet to the ground. He turned over and buried his face in the sofa, his back was extremely desolate.

After a while, he heard footsteps at the door. Da Pang suddenly pricked up one ear and folded the other ear to eavesdrop. It sounded like Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao. The couple had been together for nearly four years, but they had not yet considered getting married.

Obviously, the parents of both sides have recognized each other as relatives. Mao's father had urged them to get married in a plaintive tone almost every few days. However, Mao Xiaoli hung up immediately when she heard Mao's father's voice. Mao Xiaoli and Mao's father had played guerrilla warfare for a while, and the people in the bureau would feel their scalps tighten when they heard the ringing of their mobile phones during that period.

Mao Xiaoli: "Did you buy a ticket for the night show?"

Zhang Qiu said, "Yes. The rush to buy started half a month ago. It will open in half an hour, but there are too many people."

"My strong point is to fight my way out of a crowd! Don't be afraid, I will help you fight your way out." Mao Xiaoli said with a grin. When Da Pang looked over, he saw Zhang Qiudao gazing at Mao Xiaoli with a doting expression, and then he lowered his head to kiss her lips.

After watching for a while, Big Fatty suddenly said, "Meow!"

Mao Xiaoli was startled, and Zhang Qiudao directly used the Seven Star Sword to retaliate. Da Pang barely dodged it, and looked at Zhang Qiudao's warning eyes, squatting down complacently: "You won't come back tonight?"

"Also?" Mao Xiaoli picked out the key words: "Brother Chen and Director Du are not coming back tonight? Are they going out to get a room again?"

Big Fat: “…You are very experienced?”

Mao Xiaoli waved her hand nonchalantly: "It's okay. I'm used to a dozen weird Valentine's Days a year." She turned around and called Zhang Qiu: "Have I got all my things?"

Zhang Qiudao patted the backpack on his back and nodded: "All ready."

Dapang was curious: "What are you carrying?"

Mao Xiaoli's eyes lit up: "Lucky-luck charms, exorcism charms and peach blossom charms are easiest to sell in crowded places. Especially on Chinese Valentine's Day, hundreds of peach blossom charms can be sold out in the blink of an eye."

Big Fatty was speechless for a moment: "So you guys aren't dating on Chinese Valentine's Day, but selling talismans?"

"No. Of course it's mainly about dating, and I also sell talismans to make money to support the family. You wouldn't understand this kind of thing, Big Fatty, after all, you are single." Mao Xiaoli said with a laugh.

Zhang Qiudao glanced at Da Pang and suddenly laughed, "That's true. No matter they are single, they can't understand the little fun between couples. After all, they are single and have never experienced it, so they don't understand."

Da Pang suddenly understood the meaning of the saying "God has his own way, and no one can escape it". A few years ago, he laughed at Zhang Qiudao for being single and unable to catch up with Mao Xiaoli, and now it was his turn to be laughed at. Da Pang had a heart attack and suddenly thought of Kou Xuanling and Lu Xiuzhi, so he asked them if they were not coming back either.

Mao Xiaoli waved her hands: "He's having a quarrel, so he probably won't go back." She recalled the scene during the day when she saw Lu Xiuzhi following Kou Xuanling with his head lowered and his ears submissively lowered. She chuckled and said, "Don't air your dirty laundry in public. I guess he's going back to another apartment bought by Old Kou to celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day." After that, she left with Zhang Qiudao.

The only cat left in the police station was Fat Cat, a fat cat at that. He swung his tail and went back to the sofa to watch TV. He was used to being alone anyway, so he didn't feel lonely.

A few dozen minutes later, Da Pang heard another knock on the door. He looked up and saw that it was Ma Shanfeng, so he asked, "Did you forget something?"

Ma Shanfeng smiled and said, "We fried some dried fish at home, but Wei Xuan and Wa Wa don't want to eat them. Do you want some?"

Da Pang muttered, "I've already eaten a lot." Ma Shanfeng asked him to speak louder, but he couldn't hear him clearly. Da Pang raised his voice and said, "Eat!"

Ma Shanfeng: "Let's go. I'll close the door first."

As the door closed, Big Fatty asked, "Are the little zombie and the voodoo doll asleep?"

"No. We have a day off tomorrow. We had a lot of fun today."

Big Fatty was horrified: "How about... I just don't go."

Ma Shanfeng laughed: "Wei Xuan is very interested in the Qixi Festival in the past. Some time ago, he looked up a lot of information for reference and mobilized many people to hold the Qixi Festival in the community, also known as the Qiqiao Festival. I heard that it was the Qiqiao Festival during the Sui and Tang Dynasties a thousand years ago. Do you want to go and see it?"

Da Pang recalled the grand occasion of Qiqiao Festival on July 7 during the Sui and Tang Dynasties. He missed it but was also afraid. He felt a little homesick. Ma Shanfeng continued, "Many people in the community brought their cats here. The most beautiful Ragdoll cat was also here—"

Big Fatty jumped up immediately: "I'll go!"

The author has something to say: This chapter was originally going to end.

But I didn’t expect that I couldn’t finish coding Lao Kou’s couple, so I’ll talk about it in the next chapter.

The next chapter will be concluded.