When Wei Xuan was exchanging the zombie's blood, everyone else was outside the back room. Du Shuo went in alone to complete the blood exchange process, except for Chen Yang who went in to provide human blood. There was no special requirement for human blood to be heart blood, so after Chen Yang provided the blood, he did not feel any discomfort except for a little dizziness.
After he came out, Ji Jiang asked anxiously, "What happened?" There were eight hairy zombies standing behind her. Some of them felt too tired to stand up, so they simply knelt on the ground and looked at Chen Yang eagerly. They wanted to get closer, but they were afraid of scaring Chen Yang and the red rope and bronze coins on his wrist.
Chen Yang: "It's still in progress, there shouldn't be any problems."
Everyone waited in silence and anxiety. Time passed little by little, and the door of the back room finally opened. Du Shuo walked out from inside. Ji Jiang and the eight hairy zombies retreated several steps in fear, craning their necks to look at the back room. Chen Yang walked over and asked, "How is it?"
Du Shuo: “Okay.”
Ji Jiang and the eight hairy zombies instantly cheered, and Chen Yang and his companions also smiled happily. Chen Yang took Du Shuo's arm and said softly, "Thank you for your hard work."
Du Shuo smiled, then said: "Take her out in two days and let her adapt first. Although she is a flying zombie and is not afraid of sunlight, she has replaced zombie blood. She will inevitably get burned if she suddenly appears under the sun." It was rare for him to give so many reminders.
Ji Jiang said respectfully, "Yes." Then she and the eight hairy zombies knelt three times and kowtowed nine times to Du Shuo and Chen Yang as a gesture of the highest courtesy: "We are very grateful." When the favor is as heavy as a mountain, any promise or repayment will seem light and powerless when spoken out loud. The only thing to do is to remember it in one's heart and never give up.
Du Shuo held Chen Yang's hand and intertwined his fingers with his: "Let's go. Come back to pick her up in two days." Chen Yang nodded, and the two left in unison.
Ji Jiang apologized to Kou Xuanling and promised to restore the Feng Shui of Bijia Mountain to its original state. When he learned that they had decided to move the ancestral tomb, he said, "Then let us help you find a new Feng Shui treasure land. The eight people behind me are all extraordinary people. This gentleman was the leading geomancer in Jin at that time."
Kou Xuanling did not refuse. It was rare to meet a geomancer in the Warring States Period, so he immediately agreed: "Thank you." After that, he said to Lu Xiuzhi: "Azhi, let's go."
Lu Xiuzhi responded, looked up at Du Shuo and Chen Yang's interlocked hands, and then looked at Kou Xuanling who was one meter away from him, feeling envious. When he passed by Ji Jiang, a book was stuffed into his hand. Lu Xiuzhi looked up at Ji Jiang, who had an ambiguous smile in his eyes. He frowned, feeling slightly displeased, and was about to throw the book away when he saw a few big words on it: "Spring Night Secret Play Picture".
Lu Xiuzhi paused for a few seconds and accepted the gift. Kou Xuanling turned around and saw the shadow of the book, and asked curiously: "Azhi, what are you holding in your hand?"
"No. I don't have anything in my hands." Lu Xiuzhi spread out his hands for Kou Xuanling to see, and indeed his hands were empty, with nothing in them.
Kou Xuanling suddenly thought that he was dazzled, so he smiled and said, "I was mistaken. Let's go quickly. Chen Yang and the others are waiting for us."
"Okay." Lu Xiuzhi responded.
Chen Yang asked Du Shuo in confusion: "Brother Du, did Lu Xiuzhi take the book just now? I seemed to see him take it."
Du Shuo seemed to be thinking about something. After a moment's silence, he said, "No. You are mistaken."
"Oh, so that's it." Chen Yang believed Du Shuo's words. Du Shuo was thinking about when to borrow the atlas from Lu Xiuzhi to take a look. Anyway, he didn't know when he could catch up with Kou Xuanling, so it would be better to let someone with a family see it first. This way it wouldn't be a waste of resources.
Men who have or will have families should never underestimate their limits, even those who appear to be serious and abstinent. However, Chen Yang and Kou Xuanling currently know nothing about this.
When the elders of the Kou family heard that they would be able to see Wei Xuan in two days, they vacated a room and redecorated it, and bought many toys that a nine-year-old girl would love to play with. Chen Yang considered that Wei Xuan had lived for more than two thousand years, and finally decided to give her a smartphone.
Chen Yang handed the phone to Du Shuo and said, "Download a few small games in it, those dress-up games that girls like to play. Don't download mobile games for her, otherwise she will be addicted to games like Zhang Qiudao."
Du Shuo took the phone and downloaded the dress-up game as Chen Yang requested. After that, Chen Yang followed the women of the Kou family and asked them how to raise children better with a notebook. After being busy for almost two or three days and barely preparing everything, Chen Yang set out to Tiewei Mountain to meet Wei Xuan.
The elders of the Kou family also went with them, and in the end, the team of just two people grew into a mighty team. When they entered Tiewei Mountain, they were seen by the townspeople, who thought they were setting out to exterminate the wandering ghosts in Tiewei Mountain.
The ancient tomb has two doors, one of which opens according to the time, and the other is the door that Chen Yang and his team entered from the narrow cave entrance. Wei Xuan came out from the narrow cave entrance, and Ji Jiang followed behind her with an umbrella to ensure that Wei Xuan was not exposed to the sun. The other eight hairy zombies slid under the water, dragging the bamboo raft and stopped when they reached the destination.
Wei Xuan was wearing a heavy palace dress, his small face was tense, his head held high and his chest puffed out. He wanted to step ashore by himself, but found that his legs were short, and he couldn't reach the shore after stretching for a long time.
Wei Xuan blushed and looked at the people standing on the shore waiting for her. The others, considering her self-esteem, looked up at the sky or down at the ground, whispering to each other but not looking at her. Wei Xuan breathed a sigh of relief and looked up at Ji Jiang.
Ji Jiang was trying to hold back her laughter, but when she saw Wei Xuan turned around, she quickly regained her respectful expression, picked up Wei Xuan and put her on the shore, and handed her the paper umbrella. Wei Xuan held the oil-paper umbrella with her head held high, and walked towards Chen Yang with a calm but nervous look: "Hello, Chen Xiaoyang."
Chen Yang picked up Wei Xuan and said with a smile, "Hello, Wei Xuan."
Wei Xuan didn't like others holding her up, because it made her look short. But she liked it when Chen Yang held her. She held an oil-paper umbrella to block the sunlight above their heads, looked at Du Shuo and nodded modestly: "Thank you." She was thanking Du Shuo for replacing her zombie blood.
Du Shuo: "No need."
Chen Yang introduced the Kou family to Wei Xuan. Wei Xuan tried to keep a straight face and greeted them seriously but politely: "My neighbors, thank you for stopping those tomb robbers from entering and destroying my tomb. Please accept my thank you gift, Jiang."
Ji Jiang waved his hand towards the bottom of the water, and eight hairy zombies crawled onto the shore one after another, carrying wooden boxes on their backs. They placed the wooden boxes in front of the Kou family, and when they opened them, the brilliance of the gold, silver, and jewels inside almost blinded the Kou family.
Wei Xuan: "It's just a small token of my respect."
The Kou family was unwilling to accept this unexpected fortune, but Ji Jiang persuaded them to accept it with a smile, and he persuaded them with his emotions and reason, making it impossible for them to refuse. After all, he was Wei Xuan's first diplomat and had great eloquence.
Uncle Kou squeezed in front of Wei Xuan, his expression more serious than hers. He stared at Wei Xuan for a long time before he said, "Are you Wei Xuan?"
Wei Xuan: “Yeah.”
Uncle Kou touched Wei Xuan's head and sighed, "Good boy." Then tears welled up in his eyes and he couldn't control himself from giving a tearful speech. Father Kou quickly covered Uncle Kou's mouth, and the other brothers also rushed forward to carry him away.
Wei Xuan: “??? What?”
Chen Yang: "It's okay, let's go back. I've prepared a room for you and there are many gifts. I'll take you to see them now."
The group left Tiewei Mountain in a mighty procession, going further and further away. Wei Xuan raised her paper umbrella and looked back from Chen Yang's neck. Ji Jiang and the eight hairy zombies were still standing in the distance behind her, quietly watching her leave.
Wei Xuan is a zombie, her heart doesn't hurt, her eyes don't feel sore, and she has no tears to vent her complicated emotions at the moment. Although she rarely interacts with people and has never seen the outside world, she knows how to cherish feelings even more.
To her, her father is not her father, her mother is not her mother, and her brothers and sisters have long turned into a pile of yellow earth. Only Jiang and the eight hairy zombies have been with her, from the Warring States Period more than 2,000 years ago to the present day, and they have never left her. The eight hairy zombies regard her as their master, and most of the time they are more like family members who care about her. Jiang is both her father and her mother, and his biggest wish is to send her out of the ancient tomb. For this reason, he gave up the opportunity to reincarnate and chose to return to the world as a zombie.
Wei Xuan looked quietly at Ji Jiang and the eight hairy zombies, and the latter also looked at her quietly, as if it was a silent farewell and blessing.
The room was decorated by the women of the Kou family. Considering Wei Xuan's real age, they did not choose pink, but light yellow, with a warm tone. They bought some educational toys and dolls. This was the last relatively normal gift left after cleaning up most of the gifts sent by the men of the Kou family. The Kou family men had such terrible straight male thinking that someone actually gave them machetes, bows and arrows, and Ultraman suits, adult versions.
Chen Yang put Wei Xuan on the ground, led her into the room, and asked with a gentle smile: "Do you like it?"
Wei Xuan nodded: "I like it. Where does Chen Xiaoyang live?"
"Next door."
Wei Xuan smiled, walked into the room, sat on the soft bed and swung her feet: "The bed is so soft, very comfortable." She tilted her head and said: "I used to sleep in a bronze coffin, and then someone was buried here, and I liked her stone coffin. So I swapped with her, I slept in her stone coffin, and she slept in my bronze coffin."
Chen Yang: "Exchange? Did the other party agree?"
Wei Xuan: "She is dead and cannot speak."
"So it's a one-sided exchange?"
Wei Xuan shook his head: "No. I will summon her spirit to ask her."
Chen Yang was a little confused about Wei Xuan's thinking: "Then why did you bury the bronze coffin in the Kou family's ancestral tomb? Did the other party agree?"
Wei Xuan tilted his head, his eyes wide open, full of confusion: "She has gone to reincarnate, and her bones are useless. Isn't this wrong?"
Chen Yang touched the back of his neck, feeling something was wrong but couldn't put his finger on it: "It should be OK."
Wei Xuan smiled, jumped off the bed and pulled Chen Yang to sit on the edge of the bed: "Chen Xiaoyang, do you have anything to give me?"
"Yeah." Chen Yang took out the box from his backpack and handed it to her: "How did you know?"
"Chen Xiaoyang is easy to understand. His thoughts are written on his face." Wei Xuan gestured to Chen Yang's face: "I can see it all. Chen Xiaoyang is like this, it's easy to be deceived." She sighed in a condescending manner: "No wonder he was deceived for so long."
Chen Yang felt a little embarrassed, and pulled Wei Xuan's cheek: "Why are you acting so old?" Wei Xuan muttered that he was old, and it was normal for him to act old. Chen Yang let go: "Open it and see if you like it."
Wei Xuan said as she opened the box, "I'm sure I'll like it." She took out a cell phone from it, with a hint of confusion and curiosity in her eyes, "Cell phone?"
Chen Yang was slightly surprised: "You actually knew that?"
"I know. Jiang gave it to me before. She said I could talk to Chen Xiaoyang and have a video call with it. But there is no signal and the connection is not working. I can only play some small games. It also consumes a lot of power. There is no place to charge it in the ancient tomb. I found it boring after playing it once." Wei Xuan said seriously: "Of course, this is a gift from Chen Xiaoyang. I will cherish it very much."
Wei Xuan treasured the phone very much and later asked Mao Xiaoli to take it to a jewelry store to have it inlaid with gold and diamonds. Unfortunately, because he was small, everyone thought it was fake when he took it out, and no one stole it.
Chen Yang: "I asked Brother Du to download some dress-up games for you. They are quite fun. You can click on them to try them out, but don't get addicted to them. My phone has been recharged and has data. You can use it to talk and video chat with me."
Wei Xuan immediately fell in love with the phone, and the first thing she saw when she opened it was the dress-up game that Chen Yang mentioned. Because there was a scary evil ghost on it, her interest was instantly ignited, so she clicked on the game called "Forbidden Land for Living People" to try it out. She said excitedly, "It's really fun."
Chen Yang took a quick glance and his face darkened. He asked Du Shuo to download a princess dress-up game for little girls, but he actually downloaded a horror game. Chen Yang checked online and found that this horror game was popular on the Internet because of its realistic feel, but because the protagonist had many fashion styles, it was also jokingly called a dress-up game.
Wei Xuan asked: "Chen Xiaoyang, are you unhappy?"
"No. You can't play games for more than half an hour, understand?"
"Yeah." Wei Xuan was very obedient. After that, Chen Yang took her out to get familiar with the environment and meet more people. The Kou family knew Wei Xuan's identity, so they were very nice to her. In addition, Wei Xuan's men really found a Feng Shui treasure land for them that was better than Bijia Mountain, which made them even more fond of her. They moved the ancestor's bones to the new Feng Shui treasure land, and the ancestor was very happy.
Chen Yang stayed at the Kou family for about half a month before leaving. The women of the Kou family were attentive and prepared gifts according to the situation and characteristics of each person in the branch. The straight men of the Kou family also gave magic tools and... an Ultraman adult suit according to the situation and characteristics of each person in the branch.
The women of the Kou family covered their faces feeling ashamed, the straight men of the Kou family looked frank. Kou Xuanling's eight-year-old nephew patted his chest and said generously: "Take it. It doesn't matter, I can buy another one when I grow up." The expression on his face was as if his heart was being cut.
Wei Xuan said solemnly, "Thank you." Then she took out her favorite red palace dress from the bottom of her treasure box and said, "I'll give it to you."
The nephew felt insulted instantly, but seeing Wei Xuan's serious expression, the nephew could only silently accept the red dress that only girls wore with tears in his eyes. He was obviously a blue boy with a small penis, so sad.
On the way back, Wei Xuan curiously asked Kou Xuanling: "Is he unhappy? Did I give him the wrong gift?"
Kou Xuanling suppressed her laughter: "No. He was so happy."
In the police station, Mao Xiaoli propped up her cheeks and watched. Zhang Qiudao would occasionally peek at the game screen, and was killed accidentally, so he simply stopped aiming openly. Ma Shanfeng sat opposite, holding a teacup and taking sip after sip.
The atmosphere is very weird.
Chen Yang walked in and was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"
Mao Xiaoli had a complicated expression: "I haven't seen you for half a month, and your nine-year-old daughter is here. You are worthy of being Brother Chen."
Zhang Qiu said: "It is worthy of being called Duju."
Ma Shanfeng took a sip of tea and said, "You had a child out of wedlock?" He remembered that Chen Yang and Du Ju had only been married for five years.
Chen Yang: "...What the hell?"
Mao Xiaoli pointed at Kou Xuanling who was leisurely eating melon seeds and said, "He said it was your daughter."
Kou Xuanling: "If you register Wei Xuan, she will be registered with you and regarded as your adopted daughter. I am not wrong."
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows: "Besides my daughter, it can't be my sister?" He sat next to Wei Xuan and introduced her to the other people in the branch: "Wei Xuan is a flying zombie who is more than 2,000 years old and now lives in the branch."
"Flying zombie? Zombie blood?" Ma Shanfeng immediately thought of this, and Zhang Qiudao and Mao Xiaoli also became alert and serious. Chen Yang said: "Don't be nervous, Wei Xuan's zombie blood has been replaced with human blood."
When he told them about Du Shuo replacing Wei Xuan with zombie blood, they were no longer nervous and returned to their relaxed state. To be honest, Chen Yang and the others were not mature enough to handle the child's affairs, but fortunately there was Ma Shanfeng. Ma Shanfeng had a wide network of contacts and handled things smoothly and meticulously. All the documents for Wei Xuan's household registration, including schooling, were handed over to him.
"Go to school?" Chen Yang and Wei Xuan looked at each other: "Which school does Wei Xuan go to? Elementary school?" It would be too difficult for Wei Xuan, who is over two thousand years old, to stay in a classroom and learn pinyin with real nine-year-old children.
Ma Shanfeng pondered for a moment and said, "If she can learn all the content of the elementary school in a short period of time, she can skip to junior high school. A nine-year-old prodigy who is in junior high school is not outstanding in the imperial capital and will not attract much attention. Let her go to school to learn how to get along with others. If we bring her back to the branch and don't let her go out, it will be no different from being in an ancient tomb."
Chen Yang nodded: "You are right."
Wei Xuan tilted his head: "Chen Xiaoyang, should I go to school?"
"do you mind?"
Wei Xuan shook his head: "I haven't been there."
She was well-behaved, and when her double pupils looked at people quietly, she was so well-behaved that it made people feel soft-hearted. Ma Shanfeng put down his teacup, walked over, pushed Chen Yang aside, and said to her, "Kuai Xuan, call me Grandpa Ma." He shamelessly asked a child over 2,000 years old to call him Grandpa.
However, after Wei Xuan obediently called him grandpa, Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao both squeezed over to let him call them brother and sister. Chen Yang twitched his mouth, a group of shameless colleagues.
At this time, Big Fatty shouted loudly from outside: "Chen Xiaoyang, I heard that you are back?" When Big Fatty walked in from outside, several people in the police station vaguely saw a walking mountain of meat, which was round.
Chen Yang: "Big Fatty, your food is too good. Why are you getting fat again?"
Big Fatty slowly moved his basketball-sized head and said, "The Earth God has pardoned sins, the gates of hell have opened wide, and all Taoist temples and monasteries have given alms, with incense and offerings increasing greatly. These are all good things, and they can fill you up. Once you digest them, you'll be able to lose weight again."
The food offered as offerings is qi. It can indeed fill the stomach. Da Pang is now full because he has eaten too much. Once the qi is digested, he will return to his original 50 kilograms. In Ma Shanfeng's eyes, he was only slightly fat before. Now Da Pang is really fat. It feels like he can be tied with a string and released into the sky like a balloon.
Mao Xiaoli and Zhang Qiudao exchanged glances, and the two quietly went behind Dapang, fattened him up, and put him on the scale to weigh him: 40 kilograms.
Big Fatty froze in disbelief. Then he shook his tail and said calmly, "It's okay, I can lose weight."
Chen Yang: "How about I ask Xiaoli to draw a talisman to help you digest? You are really too full."
Da Pang refused: "I finally felt full, even if I was full, it would be great." It was a cat ghost, and cat ghosts could not be full of anything except offerings. Da Pang had a lot of opinions about this, eating dried fish could not fill his stomach but would make him gain weight.
Because of Xu Ani's incident, Dapang didn't dare to eat the offerings and had been hungry for thousands of years. It was not until he caught Xu Ani that he dared to eat as much as he could. He ate too much without paying attention.
Wei Xuan stared at Da Pang curiously. In her eyes, he was just an old cat ghost who had eaten and drunk a lot. Da Pang made eye contact with Wei Xuan, and suddenly his hair stood up: "Zombie!!!"
Wei Xuan blinked, bared her little fangs and bared her teeth at Da Pang twice. Da Pang screamed as if a cat's tail was stepped on, and jumped onto the table in an attacking posture, wanting to confront her head-on. But Da Pang may not have realized his weight yet, and he hit the table halfway with a loud bang.
The air was very quiet for a while. After a while, Chen Yang asked, "Do you want more talismans? They can help with digestion."
"...Yes." The fat man slid under the table, like a fluffy carpet. The fat on his body was just water, and it could be shaped at will.
Wei Xuan stepped on the fat man's soft flesh, and the flesh under her feet shook twice in fear. She smiled with curved eyebrows, feeling that she had found a fun game.
Ma Shanfeng quickly completed the household registration and enrollment procedures for Wei Xuan, and chose a middle school that was closest to the branch office, with excellent teaching quality. Most importantly, he didn't have to live on campus and could go back to the branch office for lunch.
Wei Xuan was registered under Chen Yang's parents' household registration and became his sister Chen Wei Xuan. After the certificate was issued, Chen Yang personally sent Wei Xuan to take the grade skipping test. Wei Xuan was very smart, and modern simplified Chinese characters were a little unfamiliar to her, but it did not stump her.
The result was that he passed the grade skipping test successfully and Wei Xuan officially became a middle school student.
The author has something to say: It is true that placenta is a platform plate. Although it is very scary, some people think it is very nutritious, while others think it carries many infectious diseases.
This chapter is not about a real 'placenta', don't worry, it's not scary, I promise.
Thank you Daga for watering the soil with nutrient solution and throwing the mines. Thank you so much~~
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