The Great Tang Emperor

Chapter 287: Just give it a try

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Seeing that the man was unwavering, someone suggested that he would climb up the tree quietly, and it would be troublesome if the one hit the man.

Someone shook his head straight: "No, no, that person is amazing, you have learned.

Climbing a tree makes a move. He is on the top, but you have not done anything yet, but he is going to kill you from the top. "

Some people don't believe in evil and insist on giving it a try.

The man held the knife in one hand and climbed with the other, really worthy of being a tree climber.

When the person was about to approach Zhaoyuan, Zhaoyuan happened to let a loud fart.

Zhaoyuan fought the bandits for most of the day yesterday. He was cold and hungry last night, as the saying goes, cold urine and hungry farts.

Zhaoyuan fart all night, the fart just now was just louder.

The tree-climbing thief, with a guilty conscience, listened to the movement of the tree intensively.

There was a sudden explosion, and the bandit thought the man on the tree had released some hidden weapon.

Distracted, with no grip on his hands, he fell heavily from a tall tree to the ground, screaming "Ouch".

In this way, even though Zhaoyuan slept very dead, none of the bandits under the tree dared to climb up.

The sleeping Zhaoyuan scared the bandits with a loud fart, and seemed to be protected by the gods in secret.

Zhaoyuan carefully watched the bandits under the tree, no one used a bow or crossbow.

Someone threw stones up.

Either it was thrown out of place, or the stone was blocked by a branch, but instead bounced off and fell on the head of the stone thrower.

Zhaoyuan was relieved that without a bow or crossbow, there would be no threat.

I move freely on the treetops of this dense forest. What can you bandits do to me

Zhao Yuan stretched a big slack waist on the tree, sneezed loudly on purpose, and yawned long.

Then the bandit under the tree shouted: "Do you know who I am?"

A man with a small plaster on his temple replied, "I care who you are, hurry down and die."

Zhaoyuan: "I am your uncle, do you want your uncle to come down and die?"

Someone laughed, and the little plaster screamed: "I am your uncle.

You wild species, when you die, you dare to take advantage of your uncle. "

Zhao Yuan: "Don't worry about who's the uncle, if you turn your head off, it's just a big scar on the bowl.

Let me ask you little plaster, you don’t know who I am, why do you want me to die

Don’t you know that there is a reason for being wronged and a debtor’s right

Really ignorant child, I am so laughing at your uncle. Hahahaha..."

Zhaoyuan's hearty laughter echoed in the dense forest.

There was a buzzing sound under the tree, but no one answered.

Zhaoyuan: "Don't say anything again, I'll leave now, uncle."

The little plaster yelled, "Don't don't leave, can you tell me who you are?"

Zhao Yuan was about to declare his family, so he said loudly, "You understand."

Uncle, I don’t want to change my name, I don’t change my surname, I am the son of Meng Zhaoyuan. "

There was an uproar under the tree.

Small plaster: "So you are Zhaoyuan?"

Zhaoyuan: "Why, don't you believe that I am Zhaoyuan?"

Little plaster: "No, no, no, I believe it, of course I believe it. Can you come down and talk?"

Zhao Yuan: "I won't be fooled by you, so I can speak up if I have something to say."

Small plaster: "If you are really Zhaoyuan, please follow us back to the cottage and see our master."

Zhaoyuan: "Who is in charge of you?"

Small plaster: "Our master is a famous Buddha medicine."

As mentioned earlier, after Chai boldly fled, he changed his name to Buddha Medicine.

For the sake of continuity, the name Chai Bold is still used.

Next, Chai Bold and Zhaoyuan have life and death entanglements, and Chai Bold will continue to appear.

And Zhaoyuan didn't know that there was such a person as Chai Bold.

From now on, the name Chai Boldness is no longer needed, and the name "Buddha Medicine" changed by Chai Boldness is used.

Just remember that Chai Bold is Buddha's medicine, and Buddha's medicine is Chai Bold.