Zhang Xiaoqiang, 20 years old.
Gender: Male, Hobbies: Female.
Occupation: **Silk.
Life creed: Never sit if you can lie down; never stand if you can sit; never walk if you can stand;
No matter how fucked up life is, Sissy has to make compromises. In order to provide food and clothing and fill his stomach, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to invest in the most popular money-making industry nowadays: live streaming!
Went to the internet cafe and booked a private room.
Zhang Xiaoqiang turned on the computer and entered the word "live broadcast" in the search box.
Immediately, a list of information links containing the word "live broadcast" appeared.
Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at it and couldn't help but feel his head was as big as a bucket.
Which one should I choose
At this time, a dialog box suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the screen, with a row of large characters written on it:
Do you want to change your life? Do you want to become a master? Join the Soul World live broadcast platform, realize all your dreams, and reach the pinnacle of life.
This is not the point. The point is that there is a posing 36D beauty next to the text, curling her fingers.
Well, this figure, tsk tsk...
There was nothing to think about. Zhang Xiaoqiang moved the mouse to the check box marked "Yes" without hesitation, and then clicked the right mouse button.
After waiting for 2 seconds, the screen shifted, and the sub-level page that came out read "Soul Realm Live Broadcast Platform Signing Agreement Form", and the dense terms below could not be seen at a glance.
Zhang Xiaoqiang hated seeing this the most in his life, so he immediately ignored it and scrolled to the bottom, then filled in the relevant personal information and clicked the submit button.
At the moment of submission, his fingers seemed to be electrocuted by something, and then his eyes darkened and he fell into coma.
When I woke up, it was already as dark as a rag.
In desperation, I could only leave in anger.
After leaving the Internet cafe, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned into the alley and walked towards his rented house with depressed steps.
Suddenly, there were rapid footsteps in front of him, and Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyes and looked... A sexy beauty with white thighs exposed was swooping over from the end of the alley at a speed of 120 miles, and then...
He was knocked against the wall!
The beauty's slender waist pressed tightly against the wall, and her white-fat jade arms blocked his way domineeringly.
I'm going to go! There was a momentary stasis in his mind, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused. He subconsciously blurted out: "Beauty, that money... I really don't have any money, or else look at this "sex"..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a touch of smoothness on his lips.
"Shhh! Don't talk!!"
At the same time, a series of more intensive footsteps came from outside the streets and alleys: "Damn it! Where did that stinky bitch go? If you don't want to die, get out of here! Otherwise, I'll catch you." !”
The loud drinks echoed in the quiet streets at midnight, and Zhang Xiaoqiang clearly felt the woman in front of him tremble slightly.
It seems that the woman is being hunted!
Not long after, a shirtless bald man appeared at the entrance of the alley. The steel knife in his hand gave off a cold light under the moonlight.
The bald man glanced at the two figures under the light in the corner.
Out of the corner of his eye, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw the bald head walking towards his direction with long strides. When his eyes touched the steel knife held tightly in the bald head's hand, his body couldn't help but tremble.
At this moment, a stream of consciousness suddenly flashed through his mind, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang heard a low and numb system sound:
"The soul world live broadcast platform is launched!"
"The scan of the anchor's physical signs is completed! The fit is 100%! The completion is 100%!"
Damn it! what's the situation? Are you hallucinating
Because he was too nervous, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't pay attention to the voice that appeared in his head, just treating it as discomfort caused by fear.
However, before he could think more, the system tone sounded again:
"The platform has been opened! The anchor task is being generated...provoke the robbers in front of you."
Next, something even more ridiculous happened.
As soon as the mission was released, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind was flooded with various "streams of consciousness"...
Super Management: Dear water friends, in order to better promote the communication between the soul world and the human world and do a good job in the reincarnation of possessions, the "relevant departments" of our soul world have specially established this live broadcast platform for everyone to understand life in the human world. I hope everyone will actively participate.
Zhang Fei: So much nonsense!
Zhu Bajie: Compared with me... hum, this anchor is much more ugly. (show off!)
Wukong: That’s right, junior brother, your worth is rising every day over there. (thumb)
Hu Sanniang: Come on, he is just fat at most, and this anchor... Tsk, tsk, what is this called? Oh, by the way, little fresh meat! !
Bruce Lee: 6666!
…
Random "thoughts" kept flying through my mind, until a curse came:
"Damn it! These two guys are quite happy. They're here in the middle of the night in the dark and gnawing at each other. Hey! Boy!"
"Damn it! I'm calling you!!"
His body was pulled to the side with great force. Zhang Xiaoqiang was pulled away, and the beauty inside was immediately exposed.
The bald man only glanced at her and recognized the beauty's appearance.
"You bastard! You are really good at running! You just pretended to be innocent with me, but you dare to come here to meet Kaizi!"
Hu Sanniang: This girl is so pretty!
Bajie: Hehehe (drooling and smiling!)
Chang'e: MDZZ!
Gao Cuilan: Are you looking for a slap
Bruce Lee: 6666!
…
Speechless! What the hell is this!
The "stream of consciousness" that surged out of his mind from time to time drove Zhang Xiaoqiang to the point of going insane.
"Brother, I think you may have misunderstood. This woman, I..."
"You... what? Don't tell me, hum, you don't know her?" Turning around, the bald head narrowed his eyes slightly, and the machete in his hand was flipped over by him.
Zhang Fei: Don’t be a coward, anchor! Just do it! (The man in sunglasses is holding a cigar)
Wukong: It’s a stick thing.
Wu Yong: That’s inappropriate! The opponent is outnumbered and outnumbered, so they can only outwit them. (Thinking.)
Guan Yu: This sword is good!
Bruce Lee: 6666!
I go! Covering his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang cursed "Damn" secretly, then looked at her and blurted out: "Of course I know her, she is my girlfriend!"
I wipe it! I wiped it! I couldn't believe my ears.
After saying these words, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost subconsciously reached out and covered his mouth!
What the hell is going on! I actually said such a thing! !
Obviously, this was not Zhang Xiaoqiang's original intention. According to his inner thoughts, the correct statement should be: "I don't know her. I just walked by and bumped into her accidentally."
However, in reality, his mouth seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit, and he spoke uncontrollably against his will.
What's worse is that this is just the beginning.
Then, what Zhang Xiaoqiang said was just... the same as seeking death.
"You dare to touch my woman, do you want to die!?"
Quite domineeringly, Zhang Xiaoqiang brushed off his clothes that were wrinkled by the tugging of his bald head. He raised his chin high, with the word "arrogance" written on his big nostrils.
As soon as he made this move, his mind immediately filled the screen with flying 6s!
After hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's shouting words, the bald man and his men were stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed. Zhang Xiaoqiang's whole body was covered in laughter.
But even so, he still maintained a calm and steady mode of teasing and teasing. He had no choice but to say that except for his consciousness, every part of his body was out of control.
"Haha, okay! Boy! You are so damn good! Since you are looking for death, I will fulfill your wish today!" With a wave of his big hand, the gangsters surrounded him from both sides of the bald head.
Looking at the opponent's aggressive outflanking posture, Zhang Xiaoqiang used all his strength and resolutely shouted four big words from his Dantian: "I have the guts to fight in a one-on-one fight!!"
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(End of chapter)