Stream of consciousness has been "bouncing" in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind for the past two days, so he is not surprised by this.
But this was the first time he saw the stream of consciousness "marked red". Just as he was wondering, another message popped up:
XX rewards the anchor with 100 Yangshou coins.
I wipe it! Zhang Xiaoqiang stood stunned on the spot.
They say rich people use money to throw money at people, and Zhang Xiaoqiang feels that way now.
Happiness came so suddenly. According to the calculation that one Yangshou coin corresponds to one hour, these 100 Yangshou coins are 100 hours.
In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang's waist and legs no longer hurt, and he can now jump.
Undoubtedly, this is the largest reward he has received so far as this cheating anchor. He must see which rich anchor is so awesome.
Looking back at the reward information, Zhang Xiaoqiang was shocked again!
But I saw the name of the rewarder clearly written... "Hua Tuo"!
Hua Tuo! !Rao Zhang Xiaoqiang was taught history by his chemistry teacher, and he also knew that the other party was a famous doctor of his generation.
No wonder there was a stream of consciousness marked red just now. I bet it was the old miracle doctor who was furious.
In response to this, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly sent out a stream of consciousness to express his concern: Oh, who the old miracle doctor Hua can bear to make you angry
Hua Tuo: Who else could it be? A quack doctor actually dares to hang out with a plaque saying "Bian Que is reincarnated". What a bastard!
Clear! Understood! The contradiction was found!
Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately greeted him with a smile and flattered him: "Mr. Hua, please calm down. You must not be as knowledgeable as that guy. Just treat him like a fart and let him go." Haha, I have always admired your deeds. I remember that time when you performed a craniotomy to remove a tumor for Mr. Guan... tsk tsk.
Hua Tuo: When did I open the skull of Mr. Guan? (frowning face)
Guan Yu: The anchor is talking about scraping bones to heal wounds, right? (question mark face)
Awkward! Quite embarrassing! This is a slap in the face.
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Uh... Haha, you are fooling around. The head was opened for Fei Ye, right! That's right, it's Fei Ye. (affirmative face)
Zhang Fei: The anchor's head was kicked by a donkey, your Y head was just kicked open, and your Y whole family's heads were kicked open!
Speechless!
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know how to smooth things over, the old military doctor broke the deadlock.
He saw Zhang Xiaoqiang standing there without saying a word for a long time, thinking that the other person was shocked by the "honor" hanging on his wall.
At that moment, he held his head high and said proudly with his hands behind his back: "I remember that there was once a boy who questioned my medical skills. Later, he went to famous doctors everywhere but couldn't cure him. Finally, he came to me and cured him. This report was reported by all major radio stations at the time. There are reports.”
"Oh, high! It's really high!" Zhengchou had no chance to reverse the embarrassment. The old military doctor asked Zhang Xiaoqiang to change the subject: "Well, how much does your prescription cost?"
"Not much, only 998."
"What!? 998? And... only!?"
"Young man, I don't want to say too much, but you have also read the feedback from the patients just now. As the saying goes, you get one price for one product. If you take my medicine, you will be cured of the disease. How can you spend 998 to buy peace and recovery? , it’s not worth the money.”
It's a good thing that the old military doctor didn't mention the "honor" on the wall. But when he mentioned it, a red stream of consciousness burst out in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind again: quackery! quack! A disgraceful quack!
Zhang Xiaoqiang: Ouch, Old Divine Doctor Hua, please don’t get angry with that guy. I’ll leave right now.
Hua Tuo: No, ask him what herbs are in his prescription.
Uh, this... After hesitating for a few seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to offend Hua Tuo when he thought that the other party was a rich man. He immediately relayed Hua Tuo's question: "Haha, what do you have in this prescription? Why is it so expensive?"
"It's okay to say, except for a few special herbs, my recipe includes sarsaparilla, dog's spine, mountain beanroot, cat's claw, Dipsacus, Alisma, Fritillaria, Tibetan purple grass, cinnabar grass, tiger palm "Crap..." eloquently, the old military doctor shook his head and said "puff puff" like a cross talk, and spit out all kinds of things that made people confused.
And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to faint from the other party's words, the word "bastard" suddenly flashed through his mind again, and then he trembled all over and lost control of his body.
"Shut up, I!" Hua Tuo interrupted the old military doctor with a furious cry.
I go! The show is on! "Another world" Hua Tuo VS contemporary "Bian Que". Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was deprived of control over his body, was not angry at all. He watched the crowd and fanned the flames without fear of causing trouble: "Come on, Doctor Hua!" Doctor Hua is awesome! Teach that old bastard a lesson! Uh... Just don't get killed.
I guess I didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to "change" like this. The old military doctor obviously hadn't turned around and was stunned in place.
"The superior doctor heals the country, the traditional Chinese medicine heals the people, and the inferior doctor treats the disease. How dare you, an unlearned and unskilled child, to practice medicine here under the name Bian Que and deceive you?" Hua Tuo stroked his non-existent beard, his eyes burning. Staring at the old military doctor.
Perhaps because he was being stared at so sharply by Divine Doctor Hua, the old military doctor leaned back involuntarily, but he soon came to his senses: "Boy, who are you calling a brat?"
Ignoring the old military doctor's question, Hua Tuo pointed to the prescription in the old military doctor's hand: "How dare you use this kind of thing to treat people!? Do you know that you are taking human life lightly?"
"I..." After thinking about it, the old military doctor suddenly realized that the young man opposite him was probably his colleagues who came to cause trouble. He had encountered such a thing before, and then he smiled coldly: "Humph, kid, you guess." Who the hell is worthy of discussing medicine with me? When I was a podiatrist, you didn’t know where to wear crotchless pants.”
NOZUONODIE, I dare to say that Hua Tuo is not good at talking about medicine. This old liar is probably the first one in history.
"Fuck him! Fight him! Use your profound knowledge to ravage him!" Zhang Xiaoqiang never misses any opportunity to flatter him. As a joke, he also pointed out that he made the "rich rich man" feel comfortable and offered him rewards to extend his life.
"Hehehe!" How could it be said that Divine Doctor Hua's magnanimity was extraordinary? Back then, Cao Cao's subordinates did not panic when faced with thousands of troops. How could a mere charlatan be able to move his face now? As usual, he took two handfuls of air and Hua Tuo laughed loudly three times and said: "The pulse has nothing to rely on, and the color has no luster. Those who are like this will have no life. You are not even aware of your own physical illness, how dare you say anything" "Talking about medicine" On the Road"?"
The old military doctor cheated his birth, so he naturally had some power. He would not be thrown into confusion just because of Hua Tuo's unfounded question: "Hmm, okay, you can tell me what symptoms I have?"
Hua Tuo smiled slightly: "The internal organs of a mortal human being are well protected, and they are suitable for life. Qi and blood flow smoothly and the circulation is endless. This is the foundation of not getting sick. If there is any deficiency, disaster will come. I ask you, you Have you had difficulty breathing and blood flow recently? Do you often have night sweats and dreams at night, and your hands and feet are shaking?"
Hearing this, the old military doctor was stunned for a moment, then blurted out: "Yes, why did you..."
Before the old military doctor could finish his words, Hua Tuo continued: "Pulse is preceded by qi and blood. When qi and blood are strong, the pulse will be strong; when qi and blood is weak, the pulse will be weak; when qi and blood is hot, the pulse will be rapid; when qi and blood is cold, the pulse will be weak. , the pulse is slow; the qi and blood are weak, the pulse is weak; the qi and blood are flat, the pulse is slow. This is a typical case of poor blood. If it is not treated in time, your life will be short."
Although the old military doctor was a liar, he had been deceiving for a long time and he knew some knowledge about traditional Chinese medicine. Most importantly, what Doctor Hua said hit the mark, so he subconsciously asked: "Then, what should I do?"
Holding up his sleeves, Hua Tuo stood up and said: "You are so good at medicine. You can surpass Hua Tuo and beat Bian Que. You are just a person with poor blood. How can you not be autonomous?"
Look! An expert is an expert! This slap in the face... "PIAPIA"!
"Oh, I'm blind to the truth. What a liar, master. I, I was wrong, I'm guilty. I beg you to save my life. I promise, I will never do this again. It’s a scam.”
There were snot and tears, and if the popular line "There is an eighty-year-old mother above and a three-year-old baby below" was uttered, then the performance of the old military doctor would be even more perfect.
Hua Tuo glanced at the old military doctor: "Can you really do it?"
"able!"
"That's all! Considering your age, I will give you a chance. Pen! Ink!"
"Alas!" Hearing this, the old military doctor quickly touched and handed over the pen.
Doctor Hua took the ball pen and hesitated for a few seconds before he tried to put it down. In a moment, he prescribed a medicine: "Prepare the medicine according to this prescription, boil it in boiling water, take it three times a day, and you will be cured in five days at most."
After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang regained control.
"Thank you, the miracle doctor, for saving me!" The overjoyed old military doctor reached for the prescription, but before he could make a move, Zhang Xiaoqiang took it into his palm.
"Uh, miracle doctor, what are you..."
Ignoring the doubts of the old Chinese medicine doctor, Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed the pen and paper and copied the prescription in his hand like a gourd, a gourd, a ladle, a dragon and a phoenix dancing.
Just kidding, this is Hua Tuo's original work. If you go back to the antique market and sell it for tens of millions, it's not easy to get tens of thousands of pieces.
"Now, here's this for you!" Throwing his copy of the prescription in front of the old Chinese medicine doctor, Zhang Xiaoqiang knocked on the table: "Remember your promise, if I see you cheating again, even the gods can't save you."
After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang folded the original copy of Divine Doctor Hua in two, then folded it into four, folded it neatly, carefully put it into his breast pocket under the astonished gaze of the old military doctor, and then stood up and left.
When he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and turned around and asked, "Oh, by the way, how did you know before that I didn't sleep well at night and what I ate?"
After hearing this, the old military doctor scratched his head in embarrassment, then reached out and took out the mobile phone hidden under the table: "Well... I just searched your account using the number you reported. I saw all the information from your account." Arrived."
(End of chapter)