There is no doubt that everything Zhang Xiaoqiang experienced today stemmed from this nonsense blind date.
"Hey, where are you little bastard? What's my aunt asking you about? How was your conversation with the little girl?"
"Um... Auntie, may I ask, where did you find this girl?" Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed with tears in his eyes.
"Where did you find her? This girl has a lot of background, let me tell you! For your life-long event, your aunt and I are trying to make you look old. I don't know how many connections I have to rely on."
"Then, where did she find her?"
At this point, you are still fooling me! ? I almost got fooled by the "how steel is tempered" thing, do you know
"Well, it's a bit complicated to say it. To put it simply, he is your uncle's cousin's brother's sister-in-law's friend's best friend and the child of the old Wang family next door to Miss Ma. How about it? After your contact, How do you feel?"
After talking about the relationship structure in one breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand the concept at all. The only thing he understood was the last sentence about the children of Lao Wang's family next door to Miss Ma.
So the question is, does this child belong to Miss Ma or the old Wang family next door
"Uh, haha, aunt, you have worked really hard. This... this girl's origin is really... a bit thrilling."
"Okay! Why are you talking about so much useless stuff! If it weren't for your ugly appearance and lack of ability, why would your aunt worry so much? Tell me honestly, what did you do today? How is that girl? ?”
"I, we... went to the coffee shop to drink coffee today... and there was Lafite in 1982." Zhang Xiaoqiang tentatively emphasized the word "Lafite". Zhang Xiaoqiang needed to let his aunt know his history of blood and tears today.
But…
"Why are you drinking Lafite! Are you stupid, are you still in 1982!? How many times have I told you, stop reading those inappropriate YY novels! I'm asking you to solve your personal problems, so it's better for you, I'll pretend to be rich for you, right!? You said you could get it done at a Home Inn for seventy yuan, so why did you spend so much money!? Do you think the girl I found for you is a money-grubbing green tea bitch? Really? She is a serious family! A girl from a good family who has passed CET-8 in English, CET-2 in German, and CET-3 in Japanese!!"
"Wait a minute, aunt, you seemed to have told me last time that he speaks German at level one?"
"How dare you talk back!? Is there a difference between German Level 4 and German Level 1? What if I lower you a level? Are you talking as if you can understand?"
This...isn't the point?
Impressed! Completely convinced!
Through this conversation, Zhang Xiaoqiang was 100% sure that the identity and background of the "big girl with yellow flowers" that his aunt was looking for for him must be gray.
"Forget it! You've probably never been alone with a girl in your whole life, so it's understandable to pretend to be B for the first time. But my aunt tells you, the important thing about picking up girls is not the amount of money, but how to spend the money. On the edge of the knife. Xiaoqiang, you have to remember that love is like a battlefield. No matter how much money you have, the last shot is the key! We must invest our limited resources into the most practical battlefield, and then use the minimum cost to achieve the final goal. The purpose of one shot. After that, wait until the rice is cooked... Hum, the rest is no big deal!"
"Gulu," Wu Zi swallowed and spit. His aunt's teachings were really enlightening and shocking. Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned and blurted out subconsciously: "That aunt, listening to your words is better than watching ten CDs. I think this is true. I understand, but... wouldn’t it be too authentic to go on a blind date using the same method of picking up girls?”
"Bullshit!! You little brat, why don't you still have a sense of worry!? How many times has my aunt told you? There are more wolves and less meat at the moment. If you talk to others morally, will they sympathize with you!? Besides, When talking about morality, you also have to look at capital. Do you have capital? Also, who told you that picking up girls is contradictory to dating? You can’t even pick up girls? How can you go on a blind date? I’ve never heard that anyone who picks up girls without the purpose of dating is a hooligan. Well? As long as you think that you are here for a blind date, there won’t be any problem in picking up the other person!?”
"Auntie, that sentence seems to mean that all relationships that are not for the purpose of marriage are hooligans, right?"
"Is there any difference!? If nothing else, my aunt will ask you, how dare you say that you didn't want to take a girl to rent a house at Ru's home!?"
Ginger is still spicy! My aunt is worthy of living in a mountainous countryside with strong folk customs. Her words are to the point and not muddled at all.
It is undoubtedly closer to reality than those poisonous chicken soups that sound touching but are actually all nonsense.
That's right! As a good young man in the new era, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a normal orientation. When facing a single woman like Lin Qian, it is absolutely impossible to say that he has no restless thoughts.
What's more, after suffering such a serious crime and paying so much, if you don't ask for some repayment from the other party, wouldn't it be a big loss
"Well… "
"Okay, as cowardly as you are, even if you have evil intentions, you don't have the courage. Tell me, how was your discussion today?"
"It's okay." This was the truth. Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that he performed well and fully demonstrated his knowledge.
"So what do you think of the girl? Do you like her?"
"Very good, look at it."
"That's necessary! How can there be anything wrong with the person your aunt personally selected!?"
Auntie! You have to act according to your conscience! How dare you touch your chest and say this ZHAO!
Although he thought so mentally, Zhang Xiaoqiang still affirmed against his will: "Yes! Yes! Auntie is mighty!"
"Don't be poor like your aunt, um... what do you think this girl thinks of you?"
I go! I'm not a roundworm in people's stomachs, so I don't know what people think mentally.
Besides, as for Lin Qian’s profession...
However, considering my aunt's true nature as a person, if I were to mess up the blind date today, it goes without saying that in less than three days, my aunt would definitely be looking for a new target.
no way! Who told my aunt to have such a warm heart when she is idle
For the sake of his "only two remaining" kidneys, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that although Lin Qian was just a bartender, at least she was old enough to make ends meet, and no matter how hard she cheated, she would only make some money.
But based on my aunt's connections in the village, who knows what new "weird" target she will give her next time
Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart really couldn't bear the stimulation of "a bottle of Lafite".
Therefore, after weighing the pros and cons of all parties, he decided that it would be better to trick his aunt and stabilize her: "Haha, it's not convenient for me to say how she feels about me, but the two of us had a very interesting chat, and we even made an appointment to meet."
(End of chapter)