Sleepy! Heartbreaking sleepiness!
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyelids were fighting, and he couldn't think of taking care of the old pig's belly.
"Brother Pig, go to sleep! Where can I get you something to eat this late at night? We'll talk about it in the morning."
"oh."
He responded, but within two seconds, the old pig cried again: "Xiaoqiang, I'm really hungry."
Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to pull himself together and looked sideways at Old Zhu: "Brother Zhu, take out your Journey to the West two hundred and five... uh, no, it's the spirit of twenty-five thousand. Think about that time when you were climbing on the snow and crossing the grass, you had nothing to eat. , hungry, how did you survive?"
"We had nothing to eat, so we went to beg for alms! If we couldn't get enough, we asked the master to show off, taunt, and seduce the monsters. Then my brothers went over to take care of the people's lair. We were never hungry all the way. And we traveled 50,000 miles to the west, what the hell is your 25,000 miles?"
Mist grass! So sleepy!
"It's a cross, it's a cross! I'm sorry you had a good time traveling to the west, so why are you saying it's nine or nine or eighty-one difficult?"
"We never said it was difficult. As for the ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, they were used by Bodhisattva to test our four skills in the journey to the west. But it is not our fault that it is not difficult."
Momentarily speechless, Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.
If you think about it carefully, this is indeed what happened.
The fourth sister-in-law of Journey to the West is so powerful that monsters in the human world are simply not enough to watch.
But these are obviously not things Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to study in detail. The only thing he wants to think about now is sleep.
Other than that, he didn't want to talk to anyone.
so…
"Okay, okay, what about that? Come on, Brother Pig, I'll teach you a way to forget hunger."
"What method?"
"Sleep! When you fall asleep, your metabolism will naturally slow down, and you won't feel hungry when you fall asleep."
"But I'm not sleepy now." After chatting with Zhang Xiaoqiang for a few words, the old pig became more energetic.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was distressed and thought for a while: "It's okay, I have a little way to help you fall asleep."
"Is there a way to do this?" Lao Zhu was noncommittal.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was too lazy to explain and said directly: "This method is very simple. As for you, you are a sheep from now on. Start counting from "one sheep" and follow the trend downward. As you keep counting, your nervous system will gradually become paralyzed. , thereby achieving the purpose of making you fall asleep.”
"Is this... okay?" Lao Zhu still didn't believe it.
"Of course you can, it works every time! Whoever uses it will know," Zhang Xiaoqiang replied confidently.
"Oh, okay, I'll give it a try."
"Well, try it yourself slowly, then I'll go to sleep." Zhang Xiaoqiang turned sideways, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
The old pig stared at the ceiling with wide eyes and cleared his throat.
Immediately after…
"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, happy sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, little fat sheep, Dong Laishun, Da Lao Liu, spicy skewers, large plate chicken, steamed lamb, steamed bear Palm, steamed deer, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised salted duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted soy sauce plate, smoked chicken..."
"Stop!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was lying on his side, jumped up from the collision, and then stared angrily at the old pig patiently counting "sheep" on the bed.
Seeing the people next to him jumping up from the bed in such a big way, with a look of solemnity flashing in their eyes, Old Zhu Zhanger was confused and asked: "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? There's no need to glare if you need to urinate."
After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes turned red.
The uncontrollable shame and anger gradually appeared on his cheeks.
how so! ? Brother and the others actually felt hungry.
This... is really embarrassing!
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang standing still for a long time, Lao Zhu said worriedly: "Xiaoqiang, you must have lost control... and got wet."
"What! Aren't you hungry? Don't say anything. Get up and I'll cook instant noodles for you!"
Half an hour later, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the bedroom with satisfaction after finishing three large bowls of instant noodles in the hallway.
After going to bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked, "How are you, Brother Zhu? Now that you've eaten and drank some water, you should be able to sleep, right?"
Hearing this, the old pig burped, opened his belly and patted it hard twice, and affirmed: "Okay, okay, no problem."
After that, Lao Zhu didn't mess around all night, and Zhang Xiaoqiang got his wish and slept until dawn.
It's a pity that in the subsequent dream, the Su Aifei he was looking forward to did not appear.
Because he fell into a dream again, Zhang Xiaoqiang's empire had changed hands, and he himself was sent to the border to feed and raise pigs.
After being awakened by the noisy cell phone ringtone, the old pig boss reluctantly got out of bed and rubbed his hands on the ground: "Oh, I think I, old pig, have lived for so many years, and I have done it countless times before getting up and going to the ground, but I still can't adapt to this action. "
"Pfft~" The overnight tea that Zhang Xiaoqiang just took into his mouth spurted out.
The old pig didn't care about this and kept twisting his waist and raising his hips.
Zhang Xiaoqiang watched for a while, and the more he watched, the more familiar he felt that Old Zhu's movements looked familiar. He then curiously asked: "Brother Zhu... which set of broadcast gymnastics are you doing?"
Hearing this, the old pig looked up and said: "Vulgar! How can this be broadcast gymnastics!? This is yoga, which is very good for shaping body shape. It is most suitable for plump people like me..."
Before he finished speaking, Lao Zhu Quzhan's arm suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then he heard the pig howl: "Ouch!"
"What's wrong? Old pig!? Isn't it because you've screwed up your balls?"
"No, it's okay. I just wanted to stretch out. Maybe I've been practicing too much recently and stretched my abdominal muscles."
Abs! ? His eyes moved downward, and when his eyes fell on a large, fat and round object protruding under the old pig's chest, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded to himself and thought to himself: Well, what a big abdominal muscle!
A new week has begun, and Zhang Xiaoqiang gathers his energy and returns to school.
The first class in the morning was English class. As a young man who has received patriotism education for so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has always been resistant to such imported things that worship foreigners and promote capitalism.
But as soon as he entered the classroom today, he felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere, because all those legendary figures who had been invisible in the past four years were actually in the classroom now.
This thing... is unscientific!
His eyes quickly moved around the classroom, and soon Zhang Xiaoqiang found the second fat man.
After walking up to Fatty Er in a few steps, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the bench and sat down, then asked seriously: "Hey, Fatty, everyone in the class is here today, what do you think?"
Er Fatty stroked his chin, which was not a strong beard, and said with a frustrated tone: "Well... I think there must be something fishy about this matter, and there must be a huge secret behind it."
"Then what secret do you think it will be?"
"If I'm not wrong, today may be the day for the mock exam."
Mist grass! Take the test!
Hearing Er Pang's words, Zhang Xiaoqiang was struck by thunder.
At that moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't accept it and confirmed: "Yuanfang? Are you serious about this!?"
(End of chapter)