"It's absolutely true!" Er Fatty said with certainty.
Leaning heavily on the back of the chair, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the sky!
So towering! O earth! Why the hell do you take the exam even if you don’t agree with me
Zhang Xiaoqiang straightened his body with grief and indignation, and continued to ask: "How come I haven't received any news about such a big event?"
The second fat man looked solemn and immediately responded: "If I'm not wrong, you may have skipped class."
"I… "
"Okay, brother, don't complain. We are all on our own, and with your English skills, even if that day comes, nothing will change." At the same time, Er Pang took out a cigarette pack from his pocket and lit it. Three stood up on the table.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused when he saw Zhang Er: "Fat man, what are you trying to do?"
"You can't even see this? I've never heard of cramming into a temporary situation. If you don't live up to your expectations, it will be a waste. Come and pray with me. The emperor and heaven are above, and the thick soil is proof. I am willing to give up twenty pounds of flesh on my body in exchange for passing this exam. .”
"Wu Cao! You kid is just kidding, it's just for a fucking purpose! Do you think the great masters above are so idle every day that they don't care about your nonsense?"
"You know what the heck, sincerity is what matters in this kind of thing. I used this method in my last calculus exam. What was the result? Didn't my ranking go up a notch?"
"I'll get over it! How dare you say that the last one mentions the second last one?"
"You just stand and talk without hurting your back! No matter what, I surpassed you that time, what the hell! Besides, besides this method, can you tell me if there is any other way to quickly improve our level?"
"This..." After scratching his head and head for about ten seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally sighed in vain.
This is really a book that you will regret less when you use it!
As the chosen representative, Zhang Xiaoqiang naturally wouldn't believe Er Pang's bullshit theory of "improving one's abilities at last minute".
If this thing was useful, he could just drag the Great Sage to send a message to the higher ups.
Just kidding, he's a cadre at the Heavenly Court level, can't he handle these things as reliably and quickly as the fat man can do it
However, the somersault cloud incident last time has already shown the problem. Nowadays, due to the haze, communication between the two parties is not smooth.
Therefore, Er Pang's efforts to burn incense and embrace the Buddha were completely useless.
Not to mention whether his wish can be successfully delivered to the relevant departments, even if it is received, it is still open to question whether it will be accepted.
Look at the cases handled by the Human Realm Police Station. It does not mean that if your money is stolen or a family member is missing, the JC will immediately accept your case and call the police.
You must know that there are standards for these things. If you want to file a case, you must have an amount of 4,000, and the person must have been missing for 24 hours.
It can be deduced from this that the Erpang pointed above to give him a favor from heaven, and he probably had to make up for a certain number of failed exams.
Oh shit! Now that I think about it, I was a loser in high school.
When I was in high school, I fantasized about going to college as soon as possible, because once I went to college, I wouldn't have to worry about grades, as long as I passed the exam.
But it wasn't until I got to college that I discovered that Y was not like that at all. Although there was no rank requirement here, if you didn't meet the required scores, the system would directly delete your account and remove you from the program.
Oh shit! I don’t know which bastard came up with such a thing as an exam to squeeze people out.
You said you should just study, why do you have to take exams? Isn’t there even the most basic trust between people
Brother came to school to learn sacred cultural knowledge, but these guys actually use scores to measure brother's piety. This is simply a stain on academics!
vulgar! shameful! hateful!
"Hey, let me tell you, Fatty Er, are there any brothers around here that you can trust and use?"
Parents often warn: In school, we must have a good relationship with classmates, because this will be of great help to our future life.
I have to say that the old world is still the old world. These life mottos are full of things that we should carefully understand and learn.
For example, now, Zhang Xiaoqiang regrets that he did not communicate well with his classmates in the past.
After all, if you get to know one more top student, his sideways glance and look back during the exam may change your life.
The fat man looked left and right, and then he lamented and exhaled heavily: "God's will! Brother, it's better to rely on others than to rely on yourself. If you really don't want to follow me to the Buddha... for the sake of our brotherhood. Come on, I will give you the secret of my ancestral examination."
Seeing that Er Fatty's expression was serious when he spoke, not joking, Zhang Xiaoqiang also had a solemn face at the moment, and asked humbly: "Fat man, tell me, don't worry, if I learn these secrets, I will not spread them to others."
The second fat man waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, this is not a top-secret secret. Just come here."
Zhang Xiaoqiang did not dare to delay, knowing that this was the key to whether he could successfully pass the exam this time.
Ma Liu put his ear up and Erpang took two breaths.
Mist grass! This is a fucking "test of wheat"!
"Ahem, listen carefully! I'm only going to say it once."
"Sure! Say it!" Zhang Xiaoqiang pricked up his ears and held his breath.
"When you take the exam later, please pay attention to the length of the multiple-choice questions. After you finish, remember the following formula. If there are three long and one short, choose short, if there are three short and one long, choose long, if there are two long and two short, choose B. If the question is uneven, choose C. together."
Taking a deep breath, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly became enlightened and praised sincerely: "Wucao! Master."
Er Pang then smiled indifferently: "No, my grandfather was an accountant back then and was obsessed with probability theory. In order to help me cope with the college entrance examination, he specially combined the college entrance examination papers from previous years to summarize this set of laws for me."
"Be good! Don't be a bird! It's a miracle that your kid can get into college!"
Although Zhang Xiaoqiang expressed all kinds of sighs and arrogance on the surface, in fact, he was already scolding him in his heart.
Boy, you are such a fool! Return the laws that your grandfather summarized back then, damn! Anyone who has ever experienced the college entrance examination knows this shitty street routine
I think I had my head wet back then and believed this theory.
It’s over, the final result is that after the scores came out, I was completely overwhelmed by the multiple-choice questions. Your sister didn’t get any of them right!
In this regard, the teacher's comment was very pertinent, saying that I deliberately avoided the correct answer, and also told me not to make such a fuss in the future, and to respond with my true level, otherwise he would have to use my father's belt on him no matter how much he lost in the year-end performance bonus. How much was recovered from me.
You Y still want to use this idea to fuck me!
The penultimate position was taken away by you last time. Do you think the same mistake will happen to Saint Seiya twice
If anyone could use that trick to pass the exam, I would roll over and worship him as the "God of Gambling".
"Ding ding ding," what is supposed to come will always come. Exams are just like women. There are always a few days every month that you can't escape even if you want to.
It is obviously a pad-sized exam, but it has a lot of daily-use test scope. For this reason, you have to use the extended version at night to review, but even if you take precautions like this, the final result will often be a slip-up...
(End of chapter)