"Bang! Bang! Bang!" He slapped the wiper twice on the podium.
At some point, the English teacher wearing black-rimmed glasses appeared on the stage.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't meet this teacher a few times during the school year, but his voice left a deep impression on him.
The other party has an excellent throat comparable to Shan Tianfang, who can beat Yi Zhongtian to death.
I can speak Chinese like storytelling and English like singing.
To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to give advice to his old scholar teacher more than once.
If he switches to teaching Chinese, the daily class attendance rate will definitely more than double.
In addition, if this ambition is realized, why is Zhang Xiaoqiang so confused and at a loss when the exam is approaching
Therefore, being able to meet the right teacher at the right time, in the right school, in one's lifetime is truly a blessing. It is comparable to winning the first prize in the lottery.
However, it is a pity that Zhang Xiaoqiang lacks five elements in his life, so he is destined to not have that kind of luck.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet, and go back to your seats. Isn't it a little late to share your feelings now?"
The old scholar looked around the whole place like an experienced driver. Finally, he raised his nose glasses as if he was not sure, and then he leaned closer and looked around the whole place again.
After a while, he smiled and nodded: "Well, not bad! There are many new faces in the class today. It seems that all the students have received the "Holy Fire Order"."
Okay! Here it comes!
What is the "Holy Fire Order"? Friends who have read the book "The Days of Mingjiao Leader Cheng Kun Working in the Western Regions" all know that he is an awesome being who can command the heroes of the world.
In today's context, translated, it is actually equivalent to what we usually call "final exam".
To be able to express such serious and high-level matters in such a trivial manner... is enough to prove Zhang Xiaoqiang's statement that the teacher on stage is suitable for teaching Chinese.
"As the saying goes, it's great to have friends from far away. You are so honored to come to class to take the exam at the end of the semester. I will not disappoint you. Don't worry, students, you will definitely be satisfied with this exam."
There is a belief that it is never too late for teachers to take revenge.
There is a kind of perseverance, called university professors, who work hard and endure hardships.
There is a kind of domineering attitude, calling us teachers, who dares to fight
Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully the teacher.
If you dare to skip my class today, you will fail your class tomorrow.
You are teasing me and there is no one in the classroom, so you are not worthy to teach. I pity you only sleep. You can ignore my class, but I will prove whose turf this is.
Teaching is destined to be a journey of being ridiculed. Questions, laughter and scolding are inevitable along the way, but so what, even if the lecture hall is empty, I still have exam papers to rely on.
I am a teacher and I speak for myself.
The ridiculing sentences made up by Internet jokes couldn't help but come to mind, and Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a chill in his heart.
Damn it, look at the attitude of the old scholar today, he is planning to avenge both old and new grudges.
This old guy hides it so damn well. He seems to be so kind and amiable on weekdays, and he never criticizes him for skipping classes.
I’m so excited to prepare for the “end-of-semester party”!
This is definitely a matter of settling scores and retaliating.
"As soon as you come, let's arrange it. Since all the students are so proud to come here, then... I hope that during today's exam, we can understand each other, cooperate with each other, and successfully complete this small test based on the principles of mutual trust, mutual help, and mutual love." Okay, before the exam starts, please consciously hand over all your belongings that have nothing to do with the exam to the podium. Don’t take chances, otherwise if you are found out during the exam, you won’t blame me for using all my might.”
Swallowing, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around at the things on the table and hesitated for a long time. It seemed that the only thing on the table that had nothing to do with the exam was himself.
Do you think that if I were to stand up so consciously, would the old scholar be so moved by my frankness that he would pass the exam
Papers were handed out, five in total.
Judging from the portion, the old scholar did not break his promise, and the "big meal" he gave today was quite solid.
The first is the listening part.
As usual, Zhang Xiaoqiang performed very steadily in this part of the exam. Without any suspense, he once again only understood two sentences in Chinese.
One sentence is: The listening test starts now.
Another sentence is: The listening part is over.
Next comes the written test part.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked through the papers one by one in order.
This is called looking at the overall situation. As a qualified student, counting the number of multiple-choice questions as quickly as possible is one of the essential skills.
Because a good student like Yu Zhang Xiaoqiang hangs out in Internet cafes, dormitories, and occasionally comes to class for fun, the proportion of multiple-choice questions in the exam will directly affect his probability of passing the exam.
However, looking at the coverage area of multiple-choice questions on the test paper today, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little relieved.
After all, the old scholar still had some compassion and did not kill them all.
As long as you are lucky enough, you can make ends meet just by relying on multiple-choice questions.
Otherwise, the old scholar will give you the entire composition. Zhang Xiaoqiang estimates that 90% of the brothers present now must be heroic.
He officially started writing, and when he really looked at the questions on the test paper in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang discovered that he had an incurable disease.
What! ? Bai Xuebing!
And it’s still the kind that is incurable at an advanced stage.
Because after reading the entire volume, it was difficult to find anything familiar to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
This guy can't even understand the test questions, how can he still play
Most people might just give up the struggle and go to sleep at the table.
But Zhang Xiaoqiang, who has rich countdown experience, has already learned from the pain and drawn lessons after experiencing countless painful failures.
Although you can't beat your opponent in terms of points! But at least we can surpass our opponents in the speed of turning papers!
According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's own laws, the written test must be turned to the second page within 10 minutes after it is opened, and the turning sound must be loud, fast and accurate, and the opponent will start to doubt life!
Not only that, but it also needs to be matched with a look of disdain and contempt, the kind of look that makes people feel chilled in their hearts.
You must know that things like exams also vary from person to person and are classified according to people.
Generally speaking, they can be divided into two categories, one is the scumbag type, and the other is the top academic type.
There is no doubt that he is a top student. He has the absolute strength to compete for excellence. After all, his capital is there.
As for the bad students, there are only so many things in their belly. Needless to say, Zhang Xiaoqiang has a stable ranking in every exam, basically in the top three, so what he has to consider is not to surpass, but how to consolidate his position and not be beaten. The second to last, the first to last catch up.
In view of this, the above-mentioned oppressive psychological warfare is particularly important, and can often have unexpected effects in actual combat.
At least in the battle with Er Pang for the "penultimate" key position, relying on his own summary, Zhang Xiaoqiang has always maintained a high winning rate.
It is not difficult to see from this that when people live in this world, no matter what kind of problem they are dealing with, they must use their brains.
(End of chapter)