When I got home, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
The old pig had just finished his power training, and the great sage had also returned from slaying demons on the street.
Looking at the depressed look on the Monkey King's face, Zhang Xiaoqiang estimated that today's monkey harvest was probably not good.
"Hey, Brother Monkey, this task of slaying demons cannot be accomplished overnight. Let's just let those idiots who are not mainstream continue to fly on the streets for a while."
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to use force when dealing with the Great Sage, not to mention force. He didn't even dare to say a serious word.
There's nothing you can do about it. The monkey in front of you has the same temperament as the weather in September. It's cloudy and sunny. You never know what "weather forecast" he will give you in the next second.
"Hmph! I met two monsters on the road today, but when I arrived, those two guys had already escaped into the "iron knot"." The great sage jumped up and jumped onto the sofa.
In the past few days, Zhang Xiaoqiang discovered that this monkey never said that his butt was settled whether he was sitting on a stool or on the sofa. He was always in a half-squatting state.
Later, after getting to know Lao Zhu privately, I learned that the Great Sage had constipation.
It is said that maintaining this posture will help relieve defecation.
Damn it! Therefore, people in heaven really know how to play.
If this method spreads, countless constipation patients will rush to tell each other and cry with joy.
Well, it is necessary to go online and post the entire post to pass on this "love".
As the saying goes, happiness alone is not as good as happiness among everyone. If one person can pull smoothly, that is small happiness. If the people of the whole country can pull together, that is the most joyful thing.
If the post is made into the headline of "Du Niang" by an interested person, or is reposted by "Guangguo", then this year's Nobel Prize in Medicine is not guaranteed to be my brother's... Thinking about this, Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little excited.
"Come on, monkey, you think this is still the Journey to the West. There are no monsters in this world!" After all, Lao Zhu is familiar with red-headed works such as "****", "Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces", so he has no idea about "Jianguo". The clause "Youkai cannot become spirits" is very clear.
Immediately, he made a serious protest against the irresponsible and presumptuous remarks of the Great Sage, and strongly condemned the Great Sage for being self-righteous and indiscriminately labeling him.
"You idiot, you know nothing! I met those two guys today. Each of them held an iron rod in his hand and stood guard in front of the village. Passers-by on both sides didn't dare to approach. What else could it be if this wasn't a monster making trouble?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused as he danced and described the scene at that time... In our dignified Chinese legal society, there are still people who dare to pretend to be stupid with sticks on the street! ? Aren't they afraid that the urban management grandpa will attack them
Looking at the stall, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw that the Great Sage imitated the two demons holding sticks in a strange way.
Normally, gangsters who pretend to be B will habitually hold the stick with one hand. At the same time, in order to demonstrate the magical stick technique of "not swinging themselves", they will swing it twice when there is nothing wrong.
But looking back at the Great Sage, from the beginning to the end, the stick is kept close to his chest in a tight grip. The most important thing is to hold the stick with both hands.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but have a bold speculation in his mind that scared him to the point of peeing.
At that moment, I didn’t dare to neglect and asked quickly: “Brother Monkey, is the place you mentioned not far from where we live?”
"Far!? What is the concept!? Is there any place in the world that I cannot go to?"
Mist grass!
"Brother Monkey, that's not what I meant! Let's put it this way, in the situation at that time, in addition to the two people holding iron rods, were there also people moving things out of the village you mentioned? That thing looked like this... It was rectangular, and it took several people to work together. Only then can I lift it.”
After a moment of silence, the Great Sage raised his head and raised his cross-eyed eyes for a while, then nodded: "Yes! Xiaoqiang, how do you know? From what you said, it is really the case. It seems that there are quite a lot of monsters in that village. "
After hearing this, Lao Zhu was confused: "Xiaoqiang, why did you also start fooling around?"
"Idiot! What do you mean! Why do you mean Xiaoqiang is also fooling around!? Don't think that being a leader above will make you a dish. I tell you, don't forget what you are here to do next time! Hug every day With that iron knot... I think you will become possessed sooner or later!"
"What are you talking about! You want to fight!?"
"Yo ho, this is what you said, just hit, who is afraid of whom!?"
"Asshole! Look at my seventy-two-way Kong Ming Fist."
"Small! Eat my ecstasy palm!"
"Stop!" With a sharp shout, Zhang Xiaoqiang stopped the great sage, Lao Zhu, who was getting ready to fight "rock, paper, scissors" for three hundred rounds in the dark.
Being stopped by Zhang Xiaoqiang's voice, the two Heavenly Realm Supremes were obviously stunned and were stunned on the spot.
As the saying goes, you can only be handsome for three seconds. After calling him, Zhang Xiaoqiang instantly felt a chill running down his spine.
You must know that what he did just now was completely subconscious. If he had any sense, he would never do such a thing to find "Hasai".
"Haha," with his brightest smile, Zhang Xiaoqiang took the tea cup from the table and poured two cups in sequence: "Brother Monkey, Brother Pig, please brush your teeth... uh no, drink tea."
Zi once said: "Don't hit the smiling person with your hand."
Zhang Xiaoqiang has "acknowledged his mistake" so well. A wise and cultivated god like Lao Zhu and the Great Sage will not be the same as him.
At that moment, Lao Zhu waved his hand: "Tea is waived. Xiaoqiang, please tell me clearly first. How did you know what happened to the monkey!"
"Alas~" A long sigh, unconcealable sadness.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old pig's bare "Mediterranean Sea" and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Brother Zhu, isn't your vast head full of wisdom? Why can't you understand such a simple situation
smog! It must be because of the smog!
The old pig’s IQ is obviously not in the service area this time!
Therefore, when traveling on business, it is really important to choose the right communication operator!
"Brother Pig, if you think about it carefully, there is a special car not far from our house to pick up and drop off. Every time we come down, two people will escort us. They hold the guy in their hands and watch people delivering iron boxes to the car..."
"Oh my god...that's not..."
"That's right! That's it! Say it!" After being coaxed, Lao Zhu finally connected the signal. Zhang Xiaoqiang was excited and looking forward to it.
"You are saying that "Chinese people are very good"!?"
Speechless!
"Uh... that's the People's Bank of China."
"Hmph! What's not going to work! How dare a mere monster copycat have such an arrogant name! Don't you have anyone to care about it?"
"Well… "
Mist grass! Who dares to take care of this? That's a bank!
"I" once said: If you have a gun, you can use it to rob a bank.
But if you have a bank, you can use it to rob everyone.
If you add the word "China" to this bank, then you can arrogantly say to the world: hand over all your money! !
"Brother Monkey, listen carefully. The place you went to today is not a monster village. You must not provoke it. Let me tell you this, that realm here is equivalent to the direct jurisdiction of "Tathagata". How dare you Touch it... don't even think about it for five hundred years, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment and deprived of political rights for life!"
(End of chapter)