I feel scared when I think about it. If the monkey attacked the escort security today, then it would be like a CCTV set.
Brother said that Teacher Wang must have a monster in his recent concert, and sure enough... this almost made the Great Sage steal the headlines.
The Great Sage didn't take Zhang Xiaoqiang's advice to heart.
Back then, he even dared to stab the Heavenly Court headquarters, let alone a human branch.
"Okay! Stop talking about that! What is that thing in your hand? A stone?" The Great Sage looked at the thing in Zhang Xiaoqiang's arms with cross-eyed eyes and was curious.
"Stone..." My forehead is sweating.
This is an antique item that I bought for a high price of two hundred and fifty yuan.
Thinking of his superb performance in the second-hand home appliance market in the afternoon, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little proud.
"This is called a TV set. It can produce villains, you idiot!" The old pig did not miss this rare opportunity to tease the monkey.
The Great Sage didn't take it seriously this time. His attention seemed to be attracted by the "stone".
This is the effect Zhang Xiaoqiang wants to see. You must know that the ultimate goal of spending a huge sum of money to buy a TV is to find something interesting for the great sage, so that he can stay at home and avoid wandering outside all day long and causing trouble.
"This thing is not simple, Great Sage! Now you see it looks like a stone, but as soon as you press this button... HOHO, let me tell you, it will be amazing. It will bring you extraordinary visual enjoyment ?”
The first rule of coaxing children is to increase their interest.
Sure enough, after hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's wasted work, the "divine light" in the Great Sage's cock-eyes became even stronger: "Can this thing really produce a villain?"
"Of course, it's necessary, absolutely!" Zhang Xiaoqiang patted his chest proudly.
"Show me the whole thing!" The Great Sage looked like he didn't believe in evil.
Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled calmly and placed the TV on the table.
Zhang Xiaoqiang put it down very lightly, as if he was holding not a TV but some ancient artifact.
The second rule of coaxing a child is that your behavior must be exaggerated. The more you make it difficult for him to understand, the more likely it is to arouse the child's desire to know more.
"Okay! Brother Monkey, then I'll show you my ugliness." Clenching his fists and shaking his legs, Zhang Xiaoqiang was just short of doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics.
"It's time to witness the miracle. Brother Monkey, don't blink. Keep your eyes open! Open!!"
With a loud shout, Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and pressed the TV switch.
"Click," the mechanical touch made a slight noise, and then it returned to dead silence.
There was no sound, no picture, the TV remained silent as always.
The Great Sage looked at the TV, then at Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then asked inexplicably: "Did you not recite the spell correctly?"
Sweat slid down his face, and Zhang Xiaoqiang stood stunned on the spot.
Emma... What's going on? It's so embarrassing.
At this time, the "brainless" old pig suddenly said: "Well... Xiaoqiang, you seem to have forgotten to plug in the power."
I go! Suddenly a spring breeze came overnight, and timely rain fell from the sky!
Who will say in the future that the old pig’s IQ is not in the service area? I’ll beat him to death! !
"Uh haha, that's right. I said why the image doesn't come out. I made a mistake. Brother Monkey, please wait a moment!" Taking out the wires, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly plugged in the electrical board.
After everything was over, he whispered softly: "OK, this time it's "Oh", I guarantee it will be foolproof."
After snapping his fingers, Zhang Xiaoqiang struck the switch again: "Turn on!"
"Click!" The familiar mechanical impact sound sounded again, but the result...
silence! Deathly silence!
Looking at the TV set where he had fallen asleep, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry without tears!
Oh my god! What a cheat! Second-hand goods are indeed unreliable!
"Xiaoqiang, don't worry. Maybe you are reciting the mantra wrong. Think about it carefully." It was rare that the Great Sage did not lose his temper because of Zhang Xiaoqiang's failure this time. On the contrary, he kindly tried to persuade him.
It's just that Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't have the heart to listen to others' advice now. He is only thinking about his 250 yuan!
"Xiaoqiang, when I was studying with Mr. Bodhi, I always had problems reciting mantras. You know that my Mandarin is not standard, so... just recall it carefully and correct your accent."
"What's the matter, Brother Monkey! You don't understand at all... Ouch, my little heart is so cold."
"Okay, okay, Xiaoqiang, don't be sad. Come give Brother Zhu a hug!" Otherwise, among the four coquettish girls in Journey to the West, Lao Zhu is the most popular among girls.
You can tell at a glance at this critical moment.
"Hmph! It's just a piece of broken stone, but my old grandson still doesn't believe in evil! Don't be afraid! Xiaoqiang, let me, my old grandson, give him a try!"
"What...are you going to do!?" Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately stopped feeling sad and turned around when he realized something was wrong.
Unfortunately, he was still a step too late.
"Open!!" The great sage shouted loudly.
Zhang Xiaoqiang watched helplessly as the opponent struck the TV cabinet with a knife.
The position, accuracy, and strength were all perfectly grasped.
Almost instantly, the originally cube-shaped TV box was dented by the Great Sage's chop.
Play with the beautiful "golden section"! !
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned.
He couldn't believe his eyes.
The great sage gave the antique TV a new look with just one move.
What the hell is this... Why does it look so familiar
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who thought he had no artistic "germs", was confused by the "masterpiece" created by the great sage.
In the end, it was Monkey's old comrade Lao Zhu who revealed the secret: "Monkey, you're full!? Is this TV messing with you!? Do you have to split him into his butt!?"
Mist grass!
His eyes suddenly widened. Originally, he was still wandering around Mount Tai, Songshan and other towering mountains in his mind. But now after hearing Lao Zhu's angry rebuke, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly realized.
That's right! This TV now looks like it has an ass-like shape, and the patent leather has faded and the pants have been taken off.
"Ouch, my little heart... hurts! It hurts!"
This machine is in good condition, but it cannot be used. At least it is still an antique. If it is kept at home for more than ten years, it will really appreciate in value.
But now? As soon as I took off my pants, I guess the scrap collector didn’t want it!
Two hundred and five! Two hundred and five! Brother's two hundred and five... is completely wasted!
Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed to himself and was heartbroken. At the same time, the Great Sage was still persistent: "Idiot, stop talking sarcastically around me! I, the old man, can use many more types of magical weapons than you. Let's see what the trick is... Hey!"
"Pah!" The palm of his hand slapped hard on the "protruding flap on the left half of the buttocks" at a 45-degree angle, and then the great sage recited the mantra again: "Open!!"
Two seconds later, a few snowflakes appeared on the old TV screen, and then a familiar yet unfamiliar voice rang from the TV: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat, Slow Goat, Soft Cotton Cotton, red wolf, gray wolf. Although I am just a sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes bluer because of me, and the white clouds become softer because of me... "
(End of chapter)