I can’t believe my eyes!
If we say that in the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang's title of "fighting and conquering the Buddha" towards the great sage was only superficial.
So today, just after the monkey angrily slashed at the TV, causing it to howl miserably, Zhang Xiaoqiang admired it from the bottom of his heart.
A "student master" is a "student master" after all. These "monsters" not only have good academic performance, but are also very good at other things.
TV works! Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood improved instantly. He jumped three feet high to the great sage, raised his thumb and praised sincerely: "Brother Monkey! High! Really high!"
"Humph, what's this! What a joke! I just told you that reciting the mantra is not easy. You still didn't pronounce it correctly just now. Just practice more in the future."
"Oh, oh, yes, listening to Brother Monkey's words is better than studying for ten years. I have learned a lesson. I have learned a lesson." As long as the TV can be turned on and two hundred and fifty yuan can pay back, how can the great sage educate Zhang Xiaoqiang? Don't care.
"Hi~ But then again, Xiaoqiang... your magic weapon is really special. The sheep and wolves in it are all monsters you caught, right?"
"Uh... this..."
"I can't tell, Xiaoqiang, you have an average body, but this ability is quite strong. I remember when I, Old Sun, caught the Sheep Power Demon, it took a lot of effort. I didn't expect that Xiaoqiang, your magic weapon can actually contain so many sheep monsters." . Oh, by the way, I heard what you just said, what is this artifact called "electricity, uh, television?" " With cross-eyed eyes, the Great Sage circled around the TV to investigate, with curiosity and magic in his eyes, showing a very high desire for discovery.
Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very pleased.
Undoubtedly, this is the result that Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to see. His stated goal was achieved, and the great sage has begun to become curious about television.
In order to adapt to the Great Sage's preference for magic weapons, Zhang Xiaoqiang continued: "That's right! This magic weapon is called "Television", and it was refined by the demon monk John Logie Baird from the Western Regions. Brother Monkey, look, as long as By turning this button, you can watch the life of the monsters in the magic weapon."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned the mechanical knob on the TV.
Every time it turns, the TV screen changes suddenly.
Although the picture is only in 3P black and white quality, it does not prevent the great sage from admiring and exclaiming: "Oh, wow, it's incredible!! Xiaoqiang, your magic weapon is so powerful! I have played in the Linglong Pagoda of King Li before. Compared with this treasure of yours, his stuff is in far worse condition!"
Without hesitating any kind words, the Great Sage was completely defeated.
Worth it!
Looking at the great sage's obsessed look, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that his two hundred and fifty dollars today were worth it!
"Um... Xiaoqiang, can you lend me your magic weapon to play with?" He scratched his head with his hands, and the great sage rarely hesitated.
It’s a dream come true! Zhang Xiaoqiang wished that the Great Sage would study on "TV" every day.
At that moment, without saying anything, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "No problem, Brother Monkey! This butt... uh no, you can play with this TV as you like, but there is one thing, this thing can only be played at home and cannot be taken outside. "
Good guy, the Great Sage now believes that "butt" is an "artifact".
This time he went to the streets to hunt monsters, and when he spotted an unlucky non-mainstream person, he hit the person on the head with a bang... Oh my god, this non-mainstream person probably can't expect to return to normal human beings in the rest of his life.
"I understand, I promise not to take it out!" The Great Sage patted his chest as a guarantee.
As for the old pig, he was watching the monkey show on the field with a sneer on his face.
Yun Danfengqing's posture seemed to be like that: I have seen through everything, but I just don't say anything!
With the cooperation of Lao Zhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang's "Kang the Monkey" operation was finally successful and successfully completed.
After wiping the sweat from his forehead, Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to go to the kitchen to cook for the two masters. He was so impressed that his phone vibrated twice in his pocket.
Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and took it out. It turned out that there was a new text message.
Click on the sender and take a look: fog grass! It’s actually Su Lengche’s!
In the middle of the night, I got a sudden call. This was obviously a rhythm of something happening!
Emma, she probably wants to ask me to stay in a room.
Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait to open the text message and glanced at it: It's my birthday...
The content of the text message was very short, just a few words: Philippine Muda Hotel, come quickly.
"What's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang?" Lao Zhu asked worriedly when he noticed that Zhang Xiaoqiang looked strange while holding his cell phone.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang slowly raised his head and stammered: "She, she, she, she, she..."
"She? Who is it?" Old Zhu Zhanger was confused.
The great sage made a mistake and grabbed the phone directly: "Filipino Hotel, come quickly... What is this!?"
Not understanding the content of the text message at all, the Great Sage threw the phone on the table.
The old pig glanced sideways, saw the sender's name, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Damn! Xiaoqiang! Is it Su Lengche who asked you to go to the hotel!?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed and frothy, Qiangzi calmed down: "Brother Zhu, you have rich experience in this area, what do you think she means by this?"
"What else does it mean? Look at this hour, an unmarried woman invites you to meet at a hotel. What else can you do except do what you love?"
"This... shouldn't be possible... Haha, Leng Che and I don't seem to be that familiar yet... Besides, our relationship has not been confirmed... If I just agree to her like this, will it seem like I'm too casual?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked. Flushed and a little embarrassed.
"I'm so afraid!!" Before the old pig could say anything, the Great Sage rushed to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side and lectured word by word: "As a man, you must have the domineering courage to break the sky!!"
Mom! Great Sage, you really don’t have backache when you stand and talk.
You fight gods and Buddhas, and you are the master who bursts out of the stone and can use the three holes of the earth as a bowling ball. Of course it doesn't matter to you!
But my brother was born under the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze. He has always been influenced by the Five Lectures, Four Beauties and Three Loves, and is determined to become a progressive young man in the new era with comprehensive development of morality, intelligence, body, art, and labor. How could he possibly do something that violates laws and disciplines and destroys society? Stability, peace on earth thing.
The key brother has the thief's heart, but he doesn't have the thief's ability.
"Come on! You single monkey, don't stand there talking and it won't hurt your back." The old pig rolled his eyes and teased.
The Great Sage couldn't bear it anymore: "What do you mean!? Idiot! It's like you're not a single pig!?"
"Huh, I'm single, that's because I keep myself clean, which is completely different from a slutty monkey like you who is loved and loved by no one!"
"You..." The Great Sage was speechless.
Mist grass! The Great Sage Daqing is sensitive to emotional issues!
This is such a shame. Zhang Xiaoqiang never imagined that his master, who had defeated the Buddha with dignity and fearlessness, would be silenced by the question of men and women.
It seems that the situation of single dogs is the same all over the world, whether in heaven or on earth.
"Brother Zhu, what do you think, should I go tonight? Or not?" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had no relevant experience, was very confused.
The old pig clapped his hands on the table angrily: "Wouldn't it be too cheap not to do this door-to-door business?"
"Uh... Brother Zhu, I only show off my skills and not my body."
"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! The National People's Congress has issued a challenge to the girls. If you don't accept the challenge, it will be bad for your reputation, Xiaoqiang! Do you think there will be girls taking the initiative to ask you out in the future? So, You have to go to today’s appointment, and you have to be an instant hit and get the first blood!”
(End of chapter)