"Who is this blind person who dares to come and cause trouble in my place!!"
The slutty plaid shirt, when Zhang Xiaoqiang saw the visitor's clothes, he immediately rushed towards him with a ghostly howl: "Sun, what did you do to Leng Che!!"
The palm he extended out was intercepted by someone, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was blocked by hotel security.
"Haha, who am I talking about? It turns out to be brother Xiaoqiang! Why don't you say hello when you come here? If you want to have fun, you can talk to me. It doesn't seem appropriate for you to make such a fuss, right?" The corners of his lips curled up. Wiping a slight arc, Mr. Sun smiled lightly.
"Asshole!! Where is Leng Che!? What did you do to her!?" Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes were red, and he was in the state of "enemies are extremely jealous when they meet".
Mr. Sun shrugged: "Oh, it turns out that Brother Xiaoqiang is here to see Leng Che. She is very good. She drank some red wine before and has already rested. I'm afraid she won't be able to see Brother Xiaoqiang for the time being."
It's okay not to mention this, but mentioning it is like stabbing a knife in Zhang Xiaoqiang's chest!
"You deserve to die! You bastard! I'll fight you!" With all his strength, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his left fist and struggled to hit Sun Shaolai with a "Hasai". However, the security assistance was too powerful, and a set of controls was all in place. Zhang Xiaoqiang was unable to resist at all.
"If you dare, tell them to let go of Lao Zhi! Lao Zhi will teach you how to behave!!"
"Haha, brother Xiaoqiang, you are really good at joking! Last time you went to the club and took advantage of the crowd, you won't forget about it so quickly, will you?"
While they were joking, Sun Shao suddenly flew out and kicked Zhang Xiaoqiang hard on the lower abdomen.
Hot and sour, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but let out a "humph".
"If you dare to come to my territory and act wild, let's settle old and new accounts together today... Drag me to the back hall and greet you properly!" The voice was fierce and sinister. Young Master Sun raised his hand and gave an order to the surrounding security.
Oh shit! The tiger fell down and was bullied by the dog!
Unexpectedly, Leng Che failed to save him and even got himself involved!
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt aggrieved when he thought of this.
You must not be taken away by these guys, otherwise the sky and the earth will not respond to the screams in the small dark room, and these bastards will do anything!
what to do!
Zhang Xiaoqiang is anxious!
Suddenly, a majestic figure appeared in his mind.
correct! Where is Brother Monkey!
I thought of this very philosophical question with admiration.
From being blocked by Mr. Sun to being bullied by the security guard, Monkey disappeared throughout the whole process!
What a good teammate I promised China! ? The 358 group agreed to help out!
"Brother Monkey! Great Sage! Help!!"
At this point, Monkey is the last straw for Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Unfortunately, the great sage immediately responded by telling Zhang Xiaoqiang that he was looking forward to falling to the bottom: "I said, I will not fight with mortals."
Mist grass! Brother Monkey, you can't betray your teammates like this!
"Haha, Brother Monkey? Great Sage?" Sun Shaoxi glanced inward with a sad expression.
After seeing Sun Dasheng half-crouched on the ground, looking like he was shitting, he sneered and said with disdain, "I brought an accomplice with me, but your accomplice's name... Humph, he couldn't be the tease sent by the monkey above, right?"
No zuo, no die!
The Great Sage was squatting on the ground and was fine, but once Mr. Sun blurted out these playful words, then...
You must know that there are some things in this world that cannot be done, some people that cannot be offended, and some evil scales that cannot be touched.
No matter how "awesome and lightning-fast" you, Mr. Sun, are in the human world, you dare to tell him in front of the monkey that he is a tease sent by the monkey... How inconsiderate is this Mr. Sun
I think back then, the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother did not invite the Great Sage to the Peach Festival. What was the result? People on Earth don’t know this, right
Although the monkey in front of me is just a wisp of spiritual consciousness from the "Fighting and Victorious Buddha" scattered into the human world.
But essentially, it was an inspection team sent by the "Fighting and Victorious Buddha" headquarters.
If you call a monkey a tease, you are putting a shit basin on the head of the "fighting gods and Buddhas".
Based on this alone, do you think Sun Shaosu is not seeking death
"What did you say!? I'll beat you to death!"
The authentic Henan accent sounded in my ears, and I didn’t know that I thought Yue Yunpeng was talking about stand-up comedy here.
But that's not the point. The point is that the Great Sage punched Sun Shao firmly on the cheek.
That scene... oh my god!
There is a song called "Onion" for comparison:
If you are willing to peel off my face layer by layer, I will have nosebleeds and tears...
Good guy, this punch from Old Sun... was cruel or not, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know, but judging from the state of Young Master Sun's face at the moment, he basically didn't need to put on makeup to act as a substitute for Old Zhu in Journey to the West.
"Fuck you, bastard!" Because of the swelling, Mr. Sun had trouble speaking.
In view of the sudden attack of the Great Sage, several security guards did not care about "looking after" Zhang Xiaoqiang. After releasing him, they all stepped in front of Mr. Sun.
Just kidding, there were so many of them on the side, and they even claimed that their master had undergone plastic surgery. I'm afraid they would all suffer from this guilt alone.
"A bunch of rubbish! Rice bastards! Idiots! Why do I raise you all for free!? What are you doing standing there in a daze!? Why don't you kill that bastard for me as soon as possible!!"
Heartbroken and dancing, Mr. Sun was really beaten crazy by the great sage.
It's just that he obviously hasn't realized what kind of existence he is facing.
After listening to Mr. Sun's hoarse declaration of war, Zhang Xiaoqiang clasped his hands together, Amitabha.
It’s not easy. In my lifetime, I finally have teammates who are like gods and opponents who are like pigs.”
With Sun Shaoli's FLAG, Zhang Xiaoqiang is sure that there is no suspense in today's battle.
Even though the opponent teamed up to play black, one of our own, the Great Sage, was enough to carry the entire team.
As for people, once they gain confidence, their hearts will become bigger.
With the Great Sage on his side, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also a little ready to take action.
He glanced at the man next to him, and it was this guy who jumped out just now and disturbed his "Hasai" Sun Shao's fist.
At the moment, the other party is trying his best to make "eye contact" and "covert glances" with the great sage.
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that if he didn't take the opportunity to do something at this time, how could he be worthy of the men he had fucked over the years
The first thing to pay attention to when forming a team is to guard the flanks. Obviously, these guys have never been stolen in the grassy river in the past.
Forget it, today let me, the king of human and computer games who have played 300 games, tell you what the real "GANK" is.
His eyes were focused on the back of the man's neck. Although Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know much about the human body structure and fighting skills, as the saying goes, the same goes for other people.
As long as the man's neck is hit, even if the opponent does not fall to the ground, he will probably lose his combat effectiveness.
It’s time for you to show off your veteran driver’s hand speed!
His hands moved as his heart moved, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's right fist flew out in a whistling way.
With the wind in his hand and the power of the wind, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately shouted: "GI!"
(End of chapter)