The Great Sage's words really made Zhang Xiaoqiang so "touched" that he wanted to cry.
The Great Sage's sense of "sovereignty" is really lacking. Who said that the Great Sage is the "second generation ancestor" who disrupts social stability? If you have the guts, stand up and I promise not to "hassle" you.
Okay... It's not a monster. If the world can be as "clear about love and hate" and "enforce the law with integrity" like the Great Sage, then... Emma, the picture is so beautiful that Zhang Xiaoqiang can't imagine it. The key point is that the Land Rover behind his butt is chasing too closely. , that pressure... "The mountain is huge".
The veteran driver's driving skills had been brought to the extreme, but seeing the digital meter in the car keep rising, Isuzu howled at the top of his lungs.
If it continues to be "extreme" like this, Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried that Isuzu, which is just wrapped in a layer of iron sheet, may really take off.
"How to do how to do?"
"boom!"
Gunshots rang out, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's rearview mirror cracked a small hole.
In the shattered area, bullet holes as thick as a little finger are clearly visible.
It’s over! It’s over!
"Old man! Old man! Come out! Come out quickly! This damn thing is burning your ass! People are going to die!"
"Why are you making such noise? I was sleeping well. What are you doing..."
"Bang!" There was another gunshot, and before the old man could finish his words, the rear glass shattered again. Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously shrank down, then raised his eyes to look at the countertop in front of him... Oh my God, a gunshot! !
The old man, who was about to get out of Zhang Xiaoqiang's body for some air, immediately shrank back after seeing the bullet holes in front of him clearly.
This... what's going on!
The old man who was taking a nap missed the drama in the hotel, so he didn't know what was going on.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have time to explain to the old man. He was really speechless, quite speechless, for his bastard manager! !
"What's going on!? You're blind! Brother, I've been attacked. Please think of a way! Otherwise, if my brother dies, so will you!!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to threaten the old man because they were born from the same roots. But in this situation, he had no choice.
Coupled with the work style of the old magician... If you don't give him some "mutual harm", he will never realize that the problem is serious.
"Here, don't worry about this, let me think about it!" Sweat instantly flowed from the old man's forehead.
As Zhang Xiaoqiang reminded, the old man and the anchor Xiaoqiang are just grasshoppers tied together.
As the saying goes, if you lose, you will suffer, if you gain, you will be prosperous. If Zhang Xiaoqiang is good, the old man will benefit from it.
On the other hand, if Zhang Xiaoqiang burps abnormally, the old man, who is the agent appointed by the Soul Society, may not be on the spot, but he will definitely be investigated by the relevant departments.
Just kidding, who is Zhang Xiaoqiang? He is the only agent of the Human Realm Office in the Soul Realm. If Zhang Xiaoqiang is shot dead under the old man's nose tonight, if this is found out, he will definitely be charged with dereliction of duty.
"Hey, what else are you thinking about!? There are so many people in the soul world, you can just give them something useful. Dragon Team! The Fifth Brigade! If it doesn't work, 007 James Bond! The Bourne Supremacy, David Webb! Disc! The spy Ethan Hunt...I told you to stop being stupid and do something practical."
Zhang Xiaoqiang is anxious, but the old man is even more anxious: "You said I must have the authority to check. I am an agent, not a household registration administrator."
"Fuck! You can't @ them!"
"@They, first of all they have to pay attention to you!!"
"Damn! Is this still my fault!?"
"boom!"
Mist grass!
With Zhang Xiaoqiang sighing, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly lost control of the steering wheel in his hand.
Damn it...it's over!
The bullet fired by the Land Rover hit the right rear tire of the Isuzu without any hitch.
Immediately, the out-of-control car body began to move from a snake to a spiral.
Seeing that he was about to rush down the curb and roll over eagerly, Zhang Xiaoqiang roared in horror.
"Fuck your grandpa, grandma, grandpa, old man, this damn heavenly car is nothing but useless! We all have to die here today."
The old man who had originally made up his mind about Wanduzi, after hearing the word "car" from Zhang Xiaoqiang's mouth, two blazing lights suddenly burst out in his old eyes.
Then he laughed loudly: "Haha, haha!"
"Laugh at your sister!"
"God will not destroy me! God will not destroy me!"
"Can you find something useful?"
The old man is crazy! This is Zhang Xiaoqiang's idea.
The old man replied enthusiastically: "Car! Car! Wake up the car's automatic control system!"
etc! Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't keep up with the old man... "What the hell!? Automatic control system!?"
After repeating this, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately became furious: "Old man, why are you so stupid? You still have time to talk nonsense!? Automatic control? You should show me clearly, this piece of junk... He can still do it now! Take the straight path?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang held the steering wheel tightly with both hands and tried his best to control the car.
But the whole car was like a wild horse running wild, out of control at all.
In addition, the initial speed was already fast, and now the car is... completely in a "crazy" state.
If we really talk about "automatic control", this is the car right now.
"A rag? Xiaoqiang, you underestimate it! We can't just look at appearance when doing things. Being ugly doesn't necessarily mean you are incapable. Remember, this thing is produced in heaven."
Zhang Xiaoqiang has no objection to the first half of the old man's sentence, because Brother Ma is an example in real life.
Although Ma Xiaomao is a little bit ugly in appearance, his personality and charm are as good as those in his pocket.
But the second part of the old man's sentence...Produced by Tianjie...Go away!
"Sure! Produced by Tianjie, right!? Automatic control, right!? Tell me how to make it!?"
"this… "
I knew it!
"Y's talking!"
"I lost my password at home!" After rummaging through it, the old man replied with a wry smile.
"Throwing the family away... Do you still have the heart to play at this point!?"
The curb is getting closer and closer, breaking through the fence above it, and there is a long slope below.
At the current speed, the only consequence would be "Roll over! Isuzu-kun!"
"Let me think about it, let me think about it." His eyes rolled around. Those who knew the old man was thinking about the activation password, and those who didn't know thought he was a fortune teller.
Good guy, the whites of those eyes are really scary.
Admired, the old man seemed to be thinking of something. He turned his head and looked at the Great Sage beside him, and then asked in a deep voice: "Great Sage, may I ask what the original name of your master's little white dragon is?"
"Ao Lie!" Without moving at all, the Great Sage crouched down and raised his cross-eyed eyes slightly.
To be honest, the great sage is worthy of fighting and defeating the Buddha. That balancing force...in the spiral reversal car, it defies the laws of physics and remains unshakable, as stable as Mount Tai.
On the other hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang's situation of shaking his head WAN and getting high... swaying left and right, forward and backward, foaming at all times are early symptoms of epilepsy.
"Yes! I remembered!!"
(End of chapter)