"What kind of bird thing are you thinking of again!?" Under the threat of death, Zhang Xiaoqiang's traditional virtues were all forgotten.
The old man was a little excited and murmured incoherently: "What else could it be, a password?"
"What password!?"
"The password to activate automatic control!"
Putting aside the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang sent the old man away with the words "Go away!"
But now... At this critical moment of life and death, Zhang Xiaoqiang can only act as a doctor.
"Say! What's the password!?"
"Listen up! The password is..." The old man straightened his body and looked like a pious old man: "Read it after me."
"For love and peace!"
"For love... and peace!"
"For the equality of all living beings!"
"For...all people are equal!"
"With my blood, with my body,"
If it weren't for the fact that he had no other choice, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have really wanted to kick the old magic stick away.
This crazy password... almost makes me vomit.
"In the name of the contract, I release your soul and wake up, sleeping dragon! Ao Lie!"
Without commenting, Zhang Xiaoqiang recited without missing a word, resisting nausea and discomfort.
"It's over!?" After reading, Zhang Xiaoqiangzheng asked.
"It's over!" The old man nodded.
So here’s the question… “What the fuck has changed?”
Zhang Xiaoqiang roared at the top of his lungs.
The Isuzu was still having fun in the spiral, and the curb barrier was getting closer and closer.
However, I chanted the disgusting password for a long time, but it was... useless.
"Uh... this... shouldn't be!" The old man was a little embarrassed.
"Shit! You old bastard... Oh my God! I was fooled by you before I died!" Closing his eyes, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up hope.
"But, maybe it's my password..."
"Bang! Bang! Click! Crack!"
The front of the car eventually hit the curb guardrail.
Then a strong force pulled Zhang Xiaoqiang forward and the safety belt began to extend rapidly.
Just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was about to come into close contact with the steering wheel, he was hit backwards again.
That feeling is absolutely more exciting than the most thrilling roller coaster in the world.
After completing its "breakout", the runaway Isuzu jumped out of the curb without hesitation. Below was a steep slope dozens of meters high.
But Isuzu was too fast, and he jumped directly into the air.
It’s over! Zhang Xiaoqiang was desperate.
Everything he had experienced in his life began to flash through his mind like a movie.
This was a sign of death. Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't remember reading any great literary works. The book said that when people are about to die, they will fall into memories of the past.
"Oh my god! I don't want to die yet! I'm still young! I haven't married yet and have children! I still..."
"Who knocks on my window again... I would like to live another five hundred years... The worst I can do is start over from scratch..." The car radio suddenly played various music for no apparent reason.
Listening to these charming pieces of music, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt sad.
This damn thing is really made from heaven! Intelligent control, driverless... "Your sister's crappy car!! Do you dare to find something useful!?"
"Who are you calling a broken car!?" The sound from the radio was a bit weird, but...
This guy is already hearing hallucinations, it’s over! The countdown to death is on.
Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up and simply closed his eyes, the engine making a strange sound in his ears.
"Hey, what happened!?" Inside the Land Rover, the man in black asked with a frown.
The second man in black slowly released the brakes, looked at the broken curb guardrail and grinned: "Who knows! That guy is dead anyway! Let's go, you can go back and collect the money."
Just as he was about to refuel and leave, suddenly, the man in black felt a bright light in front of him.
What the hell! ? Lifting his palms to cover his eyes, the man in black No. 1 was confused.
Then a strange scene appeared, a shit-like object emerged from the broken guardrail.
"That is… "
His throat seemed to be blocked by something, and the fingers of the man in black No. 1 were trembling faintly.
The man in black No. 2, who was busy turning around, heard that No. 1's voice was wrong, and laughed and joked: "As for that, it's just a small job, no need to be so excited?"
"No, no, no, no, no... you, you, that, that, this, this..." His tongue seemed to be broken, and the second man in black couldn't finish his words.
This time, the curiosity of the man in black was aroused. He turned his head while teasing: "Oh, brother, why are you so excited about anything? You just... Wucao!!"
His eyes were wide open, and the man in black had his mouth half-opened, with a **** look on his face.
In his eyes, a spiral shit-shaped iron lump on the top of his head was slowly rising in mid-air.
Cars can fly, can you believe it?
Men in black No. 1 and No. 2 were stunned by the scene in front of them, and their eyes almost popped out.
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang... seemed to be sitting on a cloud.
This feeling... Could it be that I have already reached heaven
I said that God must have brought me a lot. With my character, even if I don’t go to heaven, I will be sorry for my face.
Oops, it's really dark in this paradise. Why don't you even turn on a light... Well, the gods probably have good eyesight, so they don't need it.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was "tasting" to himself. At the same time, two men in black had their mouths open and their tongues protruding, still in a daze.
"What the hell is that?"
"have no idea."
"Mercedes has a new product?"
"Look at the shape...it's a concept car."
"Can you still fly?"
"Maybe... new features."
"That's awesome."
"Well, that's right!"
"But...does it look familiar to you?"
"Is there any?" Turning on the high beam, and then seeing the light turned on, the man in black No. 2 came forward and took a closer look, then swallowed his mouth and exclaimed in amazement: "Mist grass! Yes, yes, yes, yes, that The boy’s car!”
The Isuzu Peugeot looks particularly dazzling under the high beam light.
The men in black were dumbfounded. They could never imagine that any Isuzu car could fly!
"I just said it's not that simple!"
"Looks like we're in trouble!"
"Hehe, hard work is a good thing. We have to ask them to pay more when we go back!"
"That's necessary, but... before that, we have to send that kid to the West!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang!" The pistol came out and hit the Isuzu's body, making a noise.
Hey~ What kind of movement is this!
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was also aware of the movement outside the car, looked around. It didn't matter what he saw, it really startled him.
Isn’t that a Land Rover over there? This is not fucking heaven! Then this is...
When my mind was short-circuited, the voice from the radio sounded again: "Ignorant human beings! Can you go to the West at will?"
He suddenly leaned back, and if there wasn't enough space, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have shrunk his feet onto the seat.
In order to make sure that he was not overly frightened and hallucinating, Zhang Xiaoqiang slapped himself twice in the face.
"Ouch!"
"What are you doing!" The Great Sage angrily shouted at Zhang Xiaoqiang with cross-eyed eyes.
Zhang Xiaoqiang ignored the Great Sage, pointed at the radio, and asked in a voice that was extremely demanding and eager for scientific exploration: "You, you, you, are you Bumblebee, or Optimus Prime!?"
(End of chapter)