There was a lot of chatter around, but the black five inside were as quiet as ice.
After a while, the team's ADC boss hesitated with a hint of doubt: "You, you, you, we don't believe this trick of yours."
"Yes, we don't believe it."
"Do not believe!"
The teammates are very supportive.
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "If you don't believe me, you can try it. The car is right here."
"Just try it, old man, I will expose these little liar tricks of yours in public today!" The old man refused to give up.
At this moment, he completely inherited Uncle Chaoyang's belief in fighting against evil forces.
Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded with a wry smile and made a "please" gesture at the same time: "Try it, try it slowly, don't be in a hurry."
"Hmph~" Breathing air from his nostrils, the ADC man walked to the car door and looked back at his teammates.
The remaining four people, mainly the auxiliary aunt, all looked at the ADC uncle with encouragement and trust.
What a touching scene. If the Chinese team fighting in Valoran can be more encouraging and less abusive to the uncle and aunt, maybe our Chinese team will also have a chance to win the final championship of the entire season.
With the support of his teammates and the support of people who don't know the truth, the ADC is full of confidence.
After briefly adjusting his breath, the ADC uncle was so angry that he shouted out: "Xu~"
Scholar Zhang Xiaoqiang finally started the car and shouted loudly, the uncle followed suit.
However, after the sound settled for about ten seconds, Isuzu didn't make any "humming" sound at all.
"how so?"
"Lao Niu, the intonation, the intonation is wrong, that guy just used a Tianjin accent."
Dry! What you use is the Tianjin accent. Brother, that is the standard "Puttong" dialect, okay
Zhang Xiaoqiang was not convinced, but regardless of whether he was convinced or not, the ADC man who found the crux immediately changed his words and corrected him.
"Xu~Xu~Xu..." As we all know, the Chinese Pinyin tone is divided into four tones of "Yin and Yang go up".
But the old ADC man was stunned. Within about ten seconds, he said "Xu" in no less than twenty different tones.
I knew it was a voice call to call a car, but I didn’t know that I thought some donkey was running around on the street to have fun.
"Ahem~" The continuous "sonic wave" attacks made the ADC uncle "speechless".
After all, age is there, and you can't accept it.
"Uncle, don't try, you can't drive my car." Feeling that his goal has been achieved, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't want to continue to dwell on the boring farce.
The key point is that he is worried that if the old man continues to "exhale" like this, if he gets too excited and causes his blood pressure to rise and his blood vessels to burst, it will be... self-defeating.
However, Zhang Xiaoqiang obviously underestimated his opponent's combat effectiveness.
"Old Niu, that's not right! That kid started the car and shouted "Drive", not "Xu"!" As we all know, in a team battle, a mouthful of blood from the support can often determine a person's life or death.
Seeing that his ADC was going to FIRSTBLOOD, as the support aunt, he stepped forward without hesitation.
Her mouthful of blood milk was definitely just right. After listening to the assistant aunt's reminder, the ADC uncle's shot was full of "Mediterranean" wisdom, and she suddenly realized: "Yes! You are right!"
Looking back at the assistant aunt, he gave a look of approval, and then the ADC uncle put his hands on his hips and glared at Isuzu angrily, and then summoned up all his strength to yell "Drive~"
There was no response, Isuzu remained motionless as always.
"Tone, try changing the tone!!"
With the experience of the ADC uncle, you don’t need to be prompted by your teammates. This time, you can just “drive~drive~drive~”
Good guy, after this call, Zhang Xiaoqiang was almost embarrassed.
With the cooperation of the old man's voice, many people started to ride horses involuntarily.
The most ridiculous thing is that one of the "heroes" intentionally or unintentionally had the song "Oppa, Gangnam Style" popping up on his cell phone.
Suddenly, the narrow street became lively.
The situation was still one-sided at first, but some people began to sway to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side.
"Old man, stop trying. This car obviously belongs to someone else!"
"That's right! Why are you embarrassing young people at such an old age?"
"Go back and take care of the children as soon as possible. Don't get angry and faint!"
…
The crowd below began to make jokes, which was very embarrassing for the team's main ADC.
The uncle is still trying to continue, but the tone of his mouth is getting smaller and smaller.
For one thing, the booing below kept getting louder.
Secondly, due to his age, the old man roared for a while, and his physical strength, energy, and strength all dropped significantly.
In the end, the old man couldn't compete with the fact that he was old, so he kept silent.
"Hu`hu~" He was panting like an ox and his face was flushed.
Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang spoke earnestly: "Uncle, aunt, it's good to be warm-hearted, but in the future, please do some research and verification before expressing your opinions. You said you... you just gave me this without asking anything. I tricked "nutrition salesman", "murderer", "car thief", "hit and run"..." Zhang Xiaoqiang counted them all with his fingers.
"You are slandering and slandering. Fortunately, there are not 500 people here. Otherwise, if each of you forwarded this on Weibo, you would all be invited to "drink tea," you know?"
"Oh~ Why do you, a young man, speak so irritatingly? What do you mean by being invited to "drink tea"? I'm not talking about you! Look at your car, it's such a good car, normal people would act like this The color? It looks like shit. You are polluting the environment!! Do you understand!? Also... The windows, glass and tires are all smashed by people who don’t like it, right? So, young man, with your kind of ideological consciousness, Even if you don’t commit any crime today, there will be problems sooner or later in the future!!”
"I… "
Speechless! !
Zhang Xiaoqiang resisted the urge to hit someone.
This is really a shame.
A few minutes ago, the auxiliary aunt herself said that this car body color is a popular color nowadays, and her daughter’s iPhone has this color, so why does it pollute the environment if she puts it on her brother? Also, this damn thing was not designed by me! !
Furthermore, the topic of "opening the black five" conversion ability is too strong.
The front foot is still talking about the ownership of the car. This momentum is not right. He immediately gets the focus on the body shape and color... and whatever happens is all my fault!
You don't know until you touch them. After just a few minutes of competition, Zhang Xiaoqiang could truly feel the fighting power of the uncle and aunt.
What is unnecessary? Why would you want to add guilt at such a price? It's a pity that these uncles and aunties didn't discover the diplomatic BU for their intelligence and talent.
If they go, it is estimated that China's territory will be at least one third of an acre.
In fact, Zhang Xiaoqiang had already won the incident.
However, Zhang Xiaoqiang was completely defeated through verbal and written criticism.
I really am not in the mood to continue having meaningless debates with these old comrades. After all, they are so idle and have nothing to do, but Zhang Xiaoqiang still has a lot of youth to bloom!
(End of chapter)