"You... can get any kind of tickets?" Zhang Xiaoqiang thought of something in admiration and was not sure about confirmation.
The repairman raised his eyebrows, as if he was very dissatisfied with his professionalism being questioned. He immediately responded with a stupor: "It can't be all, how can it be called professional? Tell me, what ticket do you want to get?"
I didn't think about it at first, but since the repairman is so awesome, then... "The National Day is coming soon, do you think you can get me two VIP tickets for the military parade? The ones on the tower are just standing tickets."
With a tone of discussion, Zhang Xiaoqiang still wanted to save his frozen relationship with Su Lengche.
only…
"Ugh~" Almost frustrated, the repairman turned around and left after listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's words without looking back.
This... hurts your self-esteem.
It seems that there is no hope in taking Su Lengche to the TAM tower to receive patriotic education, to feel the strength of Guo Jia, and to strengthen his belief in love.
Regardless, it was just an out-of-the-box idea, so Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately boarded the car and left the repair shop.
When I got home, it was already evening.
Entering the living room, the Great Sage was nestled in the corner, holding a TV in his hand and watching it intently.
Zhang Xiaoqiang walked to the computer and glanced at the results on the screen. The old pig was amazing again.
"Okay, Brother Pig, becoming the strongest king is just around the corner."
"Difficult!" Old Zhu raised his hand to flick away the cigarette butt and ashes, and then lamented, "There are too many high-level actors in this game. I haven't had a competition in many years. I didn't expect that the atmosphere here is so bad, and you don't even have basic integrity."
"Uh...you, games, we have a slang saying, don't be addicted to the Internet, because you will never know whether the person you are playing with is a human or an animal."
"That's bullshit. The red-headed document clearly states that monsters are not allowed to appear after the founding of the People's Republic of China! Animals can access the Internet... Comrade Xiaoqiang, this idea of you is unacceptable!" said Lao Zhu Education in a serious tone.
There was a soreness in his throat, and Zhang Xiaoqiang half-opened his mouth, "Yes, yes, yes." After a long while, he nodded in response.
However, I was quite disdainful, thinking: Animals cannot access the Internet, so aren’t you, a pig, happy every day
Bypassing these boring words, Zhang Xiaoqiang elbowed the old pig, and then lowered his voice and said: "Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, has he gone out today?"
Pulling out a cigarette again, Lao Zhu lit it skillfully, lit it and shook his head: "No, I've been sitting there with your "artifact" all day long studying it."
After hearing Lao Zhu's reply, Zhang Xiaoqiang was very pleased.
He also didn't expect that Victory Buddha would be so interested in the small TV... This two hundred and fifty yuan is a great value.
"Do you know what Brother Monkey is studying?"
There are many TV programs, and Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little curious.
He most hoped that the Great Sage would watch more relevant popular science knowledge. Children's programs such as Happy Big Bad Wolf would also be good. In short, it should be able to help the Great Sage understand and remediate knowledge about modern society, so that the Fighting Victory Buddha can get rid of the bandits who were randomly smashing and looting as soon as possible. habits.
The old pig squirted, scratched his itchy face, and then replied: "It seems to be a movie called What Dragon."
"The dragon is in the world?"
"No, just two words. Ah... I remembered, it's called Dragon Ball."
"Pfft~" The water he had just put into his mouth was spat out angrily by Zhang Xiaoqiang, and the old pig was immediately put into a sauna.
Ignoring wiping the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and walked towards the Great Sage, but before he could make a move, the old pig grabbed him.
"Brother Pig, the towel is in the bathroom, go get it yourself!"
What is the plot of Dragon Ball? I think all of you who have childhood brothers should know it. This movie tells the inspirational story of the growth of a little monkey "Thirty years in the east of Hedong, thirty years in the west of Hexi". It is an international epic science fiction masterpiece that introduced the concept of "time travel" earlier.
It caused a huge sensation at that time, and the hair color of the classic character style swept the hairdressing world in one fell swoop and became the target of countless young people.
Finally, after continuous evolution and improvement, a trend finally formed, which is known as the "non-mainstream" trend in history.
"Don't go, Xiaoqiang!" Lao Zhu signaled, waving his hand towards the location of the Great Sage.
"No Brother Zhu, you don't know the seriousness of the matter!" Zhang Xiaoqiang was anxious.
"I know." Old Pig affirmed.
"You know?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused.
"Yes, I know." Old Pig affirmed again.
"What do you know?"
"You should be talking about the protagonist in the film."
His eyes widened slightly, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was also a little stunned: "Brother Zhu, you..."
"Sun Wukong! The main character in that movie is called Sun Wukong. I came back from the toilet and took a look."
"Then you still..." Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't understand. As an old teammate of the Monkey King, Lao Zhu should know the Monkey King's temper very well.
The specific release date of Dragon Ball... After so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way of confirming it.
But one thing is certain, that is, no matter when Dragon Ball is released, it will definitely be after the completion of Journey to the West.
As a result, the Great Sage didn't know anything about this matter.
In other words, Master Akira Toriyama has seriously infringed upon the reputation, portrait and name rights of the Great Sage.
The Monkey King can definitely provide legal assistance to the United Nations in this regard.
Can the temper of the Great Sage...is he the kind of Lord who would ask others for help
Zhang Xiaoqiang is really worried now. In anger, the great sage will go directly to Japan to kill his hair!
"Don't be nervous. The signal from Pohou Somersault Cloud can't be reached right now. He can't get out of our three-acre land."
"Can… "
"Xiaoqiang, please don't be miserable and let the Great Sage handle this matter by himself."
"Ah!?" I didn't think anything at first, but after listening to Old Zhu's words, it was obvious that there was something behind his words: "Brother Zhu, what do you mean? These Dragon Balls..."
"Xiaoqiang, don't ask. This is the Great Sage's family matter."
Family matters! ? Zhang Er couldn't figure out how a cartoon could be related to the Great Sage's family affairs.
And didn’t the Great Sage pop out of the cracks in the rocks? When did he have a family
All kinds of mysteries sprung up in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind, but Lao Zhu cut off all Zhang Xiaoqiang's fantasies with one sentence: "That Xiaoqiang, I've finished my rice at noon, what should we do tonight?"
Eat, eat, eat, something too ordinary to be considered ordinary.
But such a physiological need that humans carry out every day has now become a nightmare that Zhang Xiaoqiang can't get rid of, giving him a headache.
We've run out of rice again... That's eighty kilograms of rice!
Looking at the old pig's bulging belly, Zhang Xiaoqiang burst into tears and earnestly advised, "Brother Zhu, please lose weight when you have time."
Hearing this, Lao Zhu took a strong puff of the cigarette in his hand, then blew out a strong smoke ring, and then replied lightly: "There is no need to lose weight. My weight has always been very stable. I will not be used to it if I lose it suddenly."
Speechless!
But having said that, the old pig's weight is indeed very stable. Even though he eats so much rice every day, he still doesn't gain any weight.
You said that the journey westward was not long in the past. That was because the calories were consumed during the long journey.
But now, could it be... Thinking about the time the old pig spent squatting in the pit every day, and the "fruit" of victory "given", Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly realized.
(End of chapter)