Fortunately, the English professor arrived in the classroom at the right time and interrupted Er Pang's education.
"The scores for the last mock test have come down. I believe everyone is looking forward to their scores. I can only use four words to describe it. It's quite tragic. I'll tell you your name now and everyone can come up and get it. We've graduated here and we all know each other. one time."
"Zhang Xiaohu, 60 points."
"Ma Ling, 95."
…
One after another, the class scores were one-sided.
The high ones are very high, the low ones are very low, and there is almost no middle section.
Especially in the bottom digits, one point difference may mean losing the top three positions.
"Zhang Xiaoqiang, which classmate are you?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the pain of a lovelorn, didn't know where he had gone. He didn't hear the professor calling at all.
"Is classmate Zhang Xiaoqiang here?"
Turning his head, Erpang put down the team management book in his hand and elbowed the brother next to him: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, why are you so stupid? I called you by your name?"
"Ah? get out of class is over!?" Standing up, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around blankly.
Immediately, the whole audience burst into laughter.
As expected of the English professor who teaches foreign language, she has a very good temper. She did not get angry or scold her. She raised her hand to signal the booing classmates to be quiet, and then said with a smile: "Ah, this is Zhang Xiaoqiang, your score in the basic test is 8 points in total. , very auspicious! Also, congratulations on winning the last place. Please come up to the stage to receive the award."
Eight points? Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't believe his ears.
This is definitely the lowest in all subjects in his life.
Fortunately, now that I have grown up and matured, I no longer need to sign for my parents.
Otherwise, with this score, I would go home and have the rhythm of a thriller, horror, martial arts action movie.
In full view of the public, Zhang Xiaoqiang went up to the stage to retrieve the paper, accompanied by the "jealousy, jealousy, hatred" and "ridicule" of the students around him.
As soon as I sat down, I heard the fat man next to me coming forward to send a congratulatory message: "Congratulations, Xiaoqiang, you have successfully avoided the correct answer again."
Doesn't this mean that you are frustrated in love and proud in other places
What the hell is this score!
I just don’t understand. I have gone through so many exams in this life, why can’t I do some activities like selling things? The National Day military parade is coming soon. As the country celebrates and the world pays attention to it, take an exam and get 20 for 40. If you pass two subjects, you will get one. If you choose two subjects, you will be exempted from one. Isn’t everyone happy? What's the matter
My brother and I spend tens of thousands of yuan to come to your place every year to buy red books... You set up various test subjects to make things difficult, and in the end you mocked me with the scores... I am a consumer, I am God, schools like this judge people by their scores. The dog-eye behavior is simply a stain on academics! This behavior has seriously violated the Consumer Protection Law! !
Zhang Xiaoqiang was extremely depressed. He had just experienced a love break and was still not over it, but he was also hit by the last grade in his studies. It was really a disaster that never comes singly.
Seeing the depressed look on Zhang Xiaoqiang's face, the good brother Er Pang persuaded him: "Don't be sad Xiaoqiang, get up wherever you fall. Isn't this number quite auspicious? Besides... I'm still number one after all."
"Get lost!!" Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his face and gave Er Pang a white look.
Making careless friends! It’s a mistake to make friends!
"Is classmate Wang Guangzhu here?" the female professor called from the podium.
The second fat man quickly stood up and said, "Here it is, here it is."
"59 points, it's a pity. If you work harder, you will pass the passing mark." The teacher said with regret.
Pi Diandian took the test paper back and Erpang deliberately put it in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang to show off. At the same time, he murmured to himself: "It seems that I still have room for improvement, but 59 points is pretty good. How can I say that?" So... only an incomplete life is perfect. Oh, Xiaoqiang, do you think this is true!?"
It's really a shame, so people who have been at the bottom all year round must not just ask them to take off, otherwise the sudden change in life will easily cause them to lose their original intention.
Nowadays, being fat is a typical nouveau riche mentality.
But then again, Zhang Xiaoqiang can understand that the second fat person’s performance is so impressive, but the problem is... 59, as far as the opponent’s level is concerned, he is always at the bottom one and the second position...
In line with the principle of not being ashamed to ask questions, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked for advice: "Tell me the truth, how did you get this point?"
"Hunted? Can you show me a blindfold?" Er Pang curled his lips in disdain.
"Come on, I'm not fooling you. Can you get this score?"
"Alas~" He sighed softly, and then he nodded his head: "Young man, it's the 21st century, you have to use your brain for everything. Come on, come on, come here and I'll teach you something."
"roll!!"
Later, after being severely tortured by Zhang Xiaoqiang, Er Pang finally confessed and was lenient.
The thing is very simple. During the exam, Erpang paid close attention to the stroke time in the back row. If the stroke is divided into three sections, it is A. If the stroke is two sections long, it is B, and if it is short, it is D. If the stroke is done in one breath, it will be A.
Zhang Xiaoqiang originally dismissed this. After all, if he could do this, his hearing would be incredible.
But later, Zhang Xiaoqiang was relieved when he learned that Er Pang's listening target score was only 12 points.
In the final analysis... Daqing is still a fucking fool.
Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang looked depressed, although he didn't understand why a person who had been counting down all the time would be sad about his score, but as good brothers who had watched movies together and had sex together, Erpang still said quite generously after class: "Don't be so sad. Okay, just wait here and I’ll get some money for you.”
After saying that, the second fat man ran away with his plump belly dangling.
As for Zhang Xiaoqiang, he walked out of the classroom without a trace.
The blow of broken love and failure in the mock exam made Zhang Xiaoqiang so distraught that he walked aimlessly in the teaching building of the college.
He didn't know how long he had been walking, but when Zhang Xiaoqiang came to his senses, he found that he had arrived on the roof of the school without knowing it.
This is where
The first time he climbed to the top of the school building, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Zhang Er were confused and confused about the situation.
Looking around...ah, we're on the top floor.
Not to mention, standing on the top floor of the tallest building in the courtyard has fresh air and a refreshing feeling.
It's a pity that I have distracting thoughts in my mind, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would definitely make a wet song.
Slowly walking to the edge of the floor, holding on to the guardrail, Zhang Xiaoqiang peered down.
At the height of 15 floors, as far as the eye can see is like an abyss.
Thinking about his recent experiences, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but have some thoughts: he remembered the one-armed hero Yang Guo who jumped off the cliff and developed good internal strength; the Mingjiao leader Zhang Wuji jumped off the cliff and developed the Nine Yang Magic; Duan Yu, a second-generation rich man, jumped off a cliff and mastered the Lingbo Weibu. As for me, Zhang Xiaoqiang, I am now standing on the 15-story building of Yucai College. Will there be any adventures if I jump
Just as Zhang Xiaoqiang was thinking to himself, a voice suddenly burst out from behind him: "Xiaoqiang! Don't be impulsive!!"
(End of chapter)