"Hey, take a look, take a look, Xiaoqiang's beggar's chicken is fresh and tender, and melts in your mouth. It only sells for 128 each. The quantity is limited. If you want to buy it, hurry up and order the hotline..."
"Stop!" He raised his hand to make a silent gesture, Zhang Xiaoqiang leaned forward and lowered his voice and said: "Brother Zhu, what I said before is fine, forget it later, we didn't order a hotline."
"Ah!" Wu suddenly slapped his head, and the old pig suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, look at this head, we are selling now, not TV shopping."
"Hey, take a look, take a look..." It is said that people come to buy and sell, and this is absolutely true.
After Lao Zhu shouted in a loud voice, business soon came to his door.
"Young man, how much does one of your chickens cost?" An old woman led her child to the front of the shop.
Zhang Xiaoqiang said respectfully: "Auntie, 128."
"Yeah, it's so expensive."
"Mom, I told you I don't eat chicken."
"Okay, if you don't eat this, don't eat that. Look how thin you have become. How will you find a wife in the future?"
As the saying goes, seeing in all directions and hearing in all directions, when Zhang Xiaoqiang saw this, he immediately took it to heart.
"Ouch, Auntie, you are talking too much. This person looks lethargic when he is thin. Look at my brother..." As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang pushed the old pig in front of his head.
When the old woman saw the old pig's figure, she couldn't help but exclaimed: "This young man is really... fat."
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his hand: "Auntie, to tell you the truth, he is not like this. He has a figure similar to your son, slender and slender. Later, after he beat up and ate our ancestral beggar's chicken, take a look at this He's full of tendons, and now he has a girlfriend and a kid who is four and a half years old. Believe me, you're right to buy one and give it a try!" In order to get off to a good start, Zhang Xiaoqiang was full of nonsense.
The old pig, who is still single now, was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say, so he could only laugh and nod from the side.
After listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's wasted work, the old woman looked at the old pig, then at her son, gritted her teeth, and stamped her foot: "Young man, give me one."
"Okay!" Ma Liu picked out a beggar's chicken and wrapped it. Zhang Xiaoqiang handed it over with a smile, took the money, and after giving the change, he did not forget to wave his hand to say goodbye to the first guest: "Auntie, please go slowly, little brother Go back and eat more, and in the future, like this brother, you will be strong and find a good partner."
Zhang Xiaoqiang was in a good mood as he counted the tickets with satisfaction.
After the first customer left, Lao Zhu gave a serious lesson: "Xiaoqiang, it's not very good for you to sell like this. We have to do business with integrity and we can't use those false advertisements to deceive consumers."
Slowly putting the money into his pocket, Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that Lao Zhu, a civil servant, had lost his temper again.
If you don't give the other party a reasonable explanation, I guess you can't expect to be safe tonight.
"Um..." After a thought, Zhang Xiaoqiang said slowly: "Brother Zhu, I understand what you mean. This business must be based on integrity."
"Then you just..."
"What happened to me just now? What I just said are all true? This chicken is a delicacy passed down from the ancestors of the Beggar Clan leader Hong Qigong. There are more than ten kinds of ingredients in it, and the chicken itself is all made by me. The fighting big yellow chickens selected in the supermarket are all very fat. You are right when you say that... eating them will make you gain weight, right?"
"This... is no problem." Lao Zhu affirmed.
"Yes, that's no problem. Let's talk about you, Brother Zhu. You are dressed in standard shank meat. If you enter a bodybuilding competition like this, are you a qualified champion? When you go out to seduce girls, are you sure that you are right?"
"Uh... Although I'm a little embarrassed to say it, Xiaoqiang, you... hehe, you are still very discerning."
"Isn't that the end of it? What I just sold completely complied with the sales rules."
The old pig is speechless.
At this moment, new customers arrived.
"Ah, it smells so good!" The person who came was a young girl with a slightly plump figure. She was about 1.5 meters tall and weighed more than 100 kilograms by visual inspection.
Zhang Xiaoqiang, still in a daze, said in a low voice, "Brother Zhu, don't talk nonsense, the deal is here."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled like a professional: "Beautiful girls have a good sense of smell. We use more than ten kinds of fine ingredients for our chicken. Through..." After a quick sales pitch, it can be seen that Zhang Xiaoqiang is prepared for this stall. Did some homework.
He used class time to memorize more than a dozen of the street shouts of senior Guo Degang.
There is no way, who says he has no money in his pocket? This penny can really make him a hero.
After listening to Zhang Xiaoqiang's line about "working hard for life", the girl obviously became interested in "beggar chicken".
Zhang Xiaoqiang could see the girl's desire for "beggar's chicken" in her eyes.
Because Zhang Xiaoqiang had seen that kind of look more than once... When Lao Zhu was eating, he had this burning look in his eyes when he faced the rice in the pot.
"Beauty, get one, I promise you won't regret it!" He flirted with the girl very seductively.
The girl looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, then at the chicken, and then back at Zhang Xiaoqiang. This went back and forth for more than ten times, and Zhang Xiaoqiang began to wonder if there was any necessary connection between himself and the chicken.
Finally, after lingering for a while, the girl finally opened her mouth and said shyly: "Isn't it too big if it is so big? If I eat it alone, I will gain weight."
Twisting her body, the girl intentionally shook her graceful waist twice.
Seeing the fat floating on the other person's body, Zhang Xiaoqiang forced himself to gag and said with a smile: "Beauty, you don't need to worry about this at all. Not only will my chicken not make you gain weight, but it will also help you expel it." Toxins in the body achieve a resuscitation effect.”
"Really? Can you lose weight by eating chicken?" The girl felt that Zhang Xiaoqiang was slapping him.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows and sighed softly, with the attitude of a Nobel Prize winner being insulted by a villain: "Hey, when we open our business, we focus on repeat customers. I don't want to do this kind of thing." I can lie to you. Well, if you don’t believe it, beauty..." Looking around, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally found the Great Sage squatting on the ground in the corner, watching Dragon Ball.
"Now, this big brother, he used to be a fat man of over 200 kilograms. He was as breathless as an asthmatic after walking for 10 meters. Now, after eating my "beggar's chicken"... Needless to say, you can see for yourself, with this figure and body shape, Brother Sharp, are you a top model when you go to New York Fashion Week? Not only that, after eating my chicken, not only did your figure get better, but your physical strength also just increased. If you don’t believe it, you can stay here. , this big brother can squat on the ground for several hours without getting up."
Arrogant and impassioned, after "selling out" the old pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang pushed the Great Sage out as a promotional material.
It's a pity that the Great Sage is still concentrating on admiring the movements of the "magic weapon" with his cross-eyed eyes like a fool, completely unaware that the mortal Zhang Xiaoqiang is using him as a "typical" product to sell.
(End of chapter)