"Buy! I'll buy you a bottle just for what you just said!"
"Oh~ Okay, brother, take it." It was so beautiful that Zhang Xiaoqiang was so happy that he could hardly close his mouth.
In just ten minutes, he sold two chickens and one wine, for a total of 384 yuan.
"Brother Zhu, how are you doing? Is your sales skill good?" He slapped a wad of banknotes in front of the old pig like a money man.
But Lao Zhu didn't take it seriously at all, and nodded in agreement, while saying a few words of caution: "It's good for Xiaoqiang to make money, but you have to keep your heart, you know? Look at Brother Zhu, you are in charge of the entire logistics of Heaven Realm, and you pass by me every day The accounts that I have running are countless, but Brother Zhu, I have never had any evil intentions."
Clothes! When it comes to low-key pretense, Zhang Xiaoqiang only obeys old pigs.
As he was talking, an old woman's voice came from the side, followed by a familiar figure trotting to the stall.
"Ouch, you are finally here."
Turning around, Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for two seconds, then clapped his hands: "Auntie! Is it you!?"
"Thank you for remembering me."
Who is this, you ask? This old woman is none other than Zhang Xiaoqiang, the "buy a JI" customer at Lao Zhu's first practice stall.
"Auntie, will you buy chickens this time too?"
"Of course I bought it, you don't know, that time I brought this chicken back, oh my, after I finished eating it, I was full of praises and couldn't wait to leave. I was urged to buy more. Who would have known that I would Come here, you're not here anymore. I planned to come here for a walk today, but I didn't expect... I caught you."
Zhang Xiaoqiang can definitely be proud of selling things to the point of "causing public outrage."
"Haha, I'm really sorry. I'm a student and my studies were heavy some time ago, so..."
"Ah! No wonder, my daughter is also taking the postgraduate entrance examination. Oh, you are such a good young man. You study and work-study. By the way, my daughter is preparing to take the archeology entrance examination of Peking University. Which school are you going to apply for? If it doesn't work, can you two be together? A school.”
This is obviously a matchmaker's routine, but Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind having a close encounter with the other party's daughter.
But his target was Peking University, and he was an archeology major specializing in distinguishing truth from falsehood. Zhang Xiaoqiang was worried that he was making up lies... Three thousand years of mummies, people can tell whether they are male or female. Zhang Xiaoqiang weighed it and replied carefully: "I It’s Lan Xiang who reported it.”
"Lan Xiang?" Unsurprisingly, the old woman was stunned and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, as if she were an idiot: "Lan Xiang also has a graduate class?"
"Uh... Well, there should be one. I plan to sign up for..." After thinking for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang almost blurted out the content of the advertisement: "I plan to sign up for the advanced CNC machine tool training class."
"Hey, young man, listen to what Auntie said, let's go to another school. With your skills, you could go to New Oriental to learn cooking. Why would you go to that school to drive an excavator?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be moved by the old woman's words. Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to tell her that he was forced to embark on this path of no return.
If possible, I would like to be a cook.
"Auntie, how many do you plan to have today?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked, not wanting to continue the sad topic.
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"How many more are there? I want the rest of you."
Mist grass! Lady!
The old woman's dress didn't look very outstanding, but she didn't expect to be so generous.
"Are there too many, auntie? There are more than ten of them." Zhang Xiaoqiang was polite against his will.
The old woman waved her hand: "What's more? My family is as good as yours right now. If you don't come back this time, I won't be able to quarrel with the old man to death. Stop the ink stains and give Auntie a big bag. I bought them all."
"Sure! Then I'll give you a big package!"
Lao Zhu was responsible for collecting the money, while Zhang Xiaoqiang put the chickens into the bag one by one.
While waiting, the old woman once again used the aunt's unique gossiping skills and muttered to herself.
"Young man, your body is quite fat." Needless to say, the old woman was talking about the old pig: "You are young now. Don't you realize it? When you get older, it will be a problem. Listen to auntie and lose weight quickly, otherwise you will lose weight in the future. It’s not easy to find a wife.”
"And that child, he is also with you. Why are you still watching cartoons at such an age? There must be something wrong with your brain." After talking about the old pig, the aunt immediately turned to the Monkey King.
Listening to the old woman's "knowledgeable" "concern", Zhang Xiaoqiang broke into a cold sweat.
"Hey, little brother, why are you so hot? You usually stay up late when you study, right? It's good to study hard, but your body is the capital of revolution. If you ruin your body by just focusing on studying, how will you marry and have children in the future? Taking care of your family?”
Alas, my brother and ancestor! Quickly speeding up his movements, Zhang Xiaoqiang took the beggar's chicken bought by the good old woman and handed it to the other party's hand: "Auntie, everything you want is here. Welcome to come again next time."
He didn't want to stay for a moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang was really afraid of the old woman's quick talk.
Carrying two large stacks of vinyl plastic bags, the old woman did not forget to ask Zhang Xiaoqiang when she was leaving: "Young man, take care of your health and stay up less late. I will take my daughter to your stall to meet you when I have free time."
How pitiful the hearts of parents in the world are!
The problem is that the old woman is like this... Zhang Xiaoqiang really can't bear it.
"Brother Pig, then, don't take what she said to heart, her... Brother Pig, Brother Pig."
Zhang Xiaoqiang was frightened by the twinkling chill in the old pig's eyes.
It stands to reason that with the old pig's self-restraint, he shouldn't be so anxious just because the old woman said a few "truths".
But now the old pig...
Before Zhang Xiaoqiang could confirm further, several figures blocked the stall.
"Hey, welcome." Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and greeted him warmly.
The man in the flower-headed shirt glanced at the items in the stall, and then exclaimed: "Tsk, tsk, it's branded as selling JI, but it only sells wine. What do you mean?"
"Haha, I'm sorry, brother, you're a little late. My remaining chickens have just been bought. So..."
"So what? So, our eldest brother wants to buy chickens, do you hear that!?"
He came with bad intentions, and seeing the arrogance of the other party, Zhang Xiaoqiang knew that this guy was in trouble again.
"I'm sorry, brothers. It's a small shop and a small business. We can only supply so much food every day. If you don't do this, I will definitely leave a few good "beggar chickens" for you tomorrow."
"I fucking have to get it today!!" He hit the tricycle with his palm, and then a tall and thin man walked out from behind the man in the flowered shirt.
Damn it!
This word comes to mind instinctively.
Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately understood that it was not because of the old woman's words that the old Zhu was cold-hearted, but because he had discovered his "enemy."
"Oh, who do I think you are? It turns out to be you, my brother. What happened last time is over, don't you think so. If you don't do this, you can take a few bottles of wine and treat me as your little brother. I will respect you all."
(End of chapter)