I guess they didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to jump over the wall and shout such a monologue. The two gangsters were stunned at first, and then laughed "haha".
"Ah haha, you ***, you got kicked in the head by a donkey, do you think this is..."
Before he finished speaking, the silky man suddenly stopped talking, because he vaguely felt that something was not right on both sides of the street, and he faintly smelled a hint of... murderous aura.
Yes! After Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted this, the originally quiet and peaceful street became "ready for movement".
The small traders and hawkers who were hiding in their sheds to avoid the scorching sun all poked their heads out curiously after hearing Zhang Xiaoqiang's shout.
After seeing the costumes of the two gangsters and the weapons in their hands, they immediately shared the same hatred and showed the "consciousness" and "unity" that class struggle should have.
The black stockings face was restricted by the hood, and he was not aware of the sudden change in the situation around him. He was still grinning, arrogantly "ghostly howling", and his every move revealed: "Come and beat me! If you dare, come and beat me." Deserve a beating.
As a result, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a group of black shadows rushing towards the two bandits like a tsunami. In just a blink of an eye, the location of the two bandits was completely submerged.
That posture was really "firecrackers blasting" and gongs and drums roaring... It was so damn scary! Zhang Xiaoqiang calculated that there were no less than twenty figures running past him.
These people had everything from kitchen knives and shoulder poles to baskets and bricks. The most outrageous thing was that when Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a 3-year-old boy holding a whole green onion in his hand, he rushed forward.
No wonder the "regular army" of city officials can never defeat the "guerrillas" of merchants. Look at their fighting qualities. They have been cultivating reserve forces since they were young.
If it weren't for his lack of physical strength, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have really wanted to go up there and get involved. However, looking at the terrifying crowd of howling people on the third floor and the third floor outside, Zhang Xiaoqiang decisively turned around and left, hiding his merit and fame, leaving only two bandits to kill. The pig-like howling echoed in the streets and could not be dispersed for a long time.
"Haha, it's okay, kid. You handled the crisis well this time. I'll give you 99 points. One more point to make you proud!"
What is hindsight? The old man explained this very well.
In the critical situation just now, he didn't even fart, but now that it's over, he jumped out and jumped.
If Zhang Xiaoqiang hadn't been exhausted after all the hard work, he would have drowned the old man in his saliva.
"Hmph!" Zhang Xiaoqiang snorted angrily and asked with a smile on his face, "Are you my manager?"
"Of course! I haven't told you this before."
"Damn! Are you considered an agent? I almost died just now, why didn't you do anything, old guy? You said that if you just got someone to possess me, why would I be so embarrassed?" Zhang Xiaoqiang became furious when he mentioned what happened at the bank.
The old man also knew that Zhang Xiaoqiang was angry. He paused, stroked his beard and sighed helplessly: "Hey, boy, do you think I don't want to? But doing this kind of thing requires capital."
"Capital?" Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows and asked suspiciously, "What do you mean?"
"Hey~ Well... to put it simply, before you can control your friends at will, you must first make them like you and appreciate you. In the parlance of your era, you are trying to find a way to turn them into your "brainless fans" , after reaching this point, when you are in trouble or bullied by others, they will naturally see it and take the initiative to help you. But before that, you must first learn to pretend to be a grandson, remember that customers are always God, and friends are always Master, if you want to become a successful anchor, you can’t be anxious. You have to take your time step by step. Of course, during this period, as your agent, I will definitely give you some guidance. As for the rest, I will also I will run it for you. Don’t worry, as long as you do as I say, within a year, I will ensure that you become famous in the soul world!"
After saying that, the old man rushed to Zhang Xiaoqiang and waved his sleeves: "You have to find this feeling. This passage is the Naihe Bridge leading to the soul world. You are the anchor of the soul world. You are the great anchor of the soul world." , in the future, it is possible to become a super anchor spanning two human souls... How about it? Are you in the mood?"
Nodding subconsciously, Zhang Xiaoqiang's head was filled with stars after being fooled by the old man's words. All the anger that had come to his mouth disappeared, replaced by a longing for his future life.
Seeing that the heat was almost done, the old man patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder with a smile typical of a "MLM leader": "Okay! Don't think about anything else, hurry up, take the money and let's go to this place."
A stream of consciousness appeared in his mind. Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immersed in the fantasy of "promotion and salary increase, becoming general manager, becoming CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the pinnacle of life" was stunned by this sudden stream of consciousness. Only then did he suddenly realize that he had been tricked by the old man again.
"What the hell are you doing?" Pulling away from the stream of consciousness, Zhang Xiaoqiang only glanced at it and immediately shouted in shock: "Meat factory!? What did you ask me to do here?"
"The secret must not be leaked. I will tell you the answer when you go there." The old man stroked his beard and had an arrogant look on his face, "I won't tell you even if you kill me."
Seeing the happy expression on the old magician's face, Zhang Xiaoqiang was sure that "there must be something fishy about this matter" and immediately refused without thinking: "Ouch, what a secret! Then don't tell me."
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang picked up a small branch from the ground and put it on the top of his head.
The old man was stunned: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"
"Oh, it's okay, I'm a lightning rod... just take precautions."
Speechless!
"Don't you want to become a super anchor in the soul world?" Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang was unable to speak, the old man quickly repeated his old trick and tried to lure Xiaozhi.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaoqiang curled his lips: "Vulgar! Look at you people, you talk about celebrities, Internet celebrities, models, anchors all day long... Can't you have some ideal aspirations for a higher level? I have wanted to be a communist since I was a child. Did I say anything about CHANG's successor? Am I arrogant? Am I proud?"
The old man who was talking about it was speechless. In the end, he had no choice but to use his trump card: "Don't forget, only I can help you with Su Lengche's little girl. Just do what I said." Do it, I will do it for you..."
"Haha!" Langxiao interrupted the old man's "sugar-coated bomb". Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Do you think I am the kind of person who would hang himself from a tree?"
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang lowered his head leisurely and looked at the old man: "No! I will find more hanging trees nearby!"
(End of chapter)