"I, this... is, uh..." I can only feel bored if I don't know.
Smart BOY Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully analyzed the current situation and thought that since Rosen asked him to come to contact Huang Shuyi, he would definitely arrange a reasonable and easy-to-approach identity for the other party.
Needless to say, the United States is naturally the most suitable country.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang also admired his excellent analytical skills.
"Haha," as the saying goes, if you have food in your heart, you can do things without panic.
Having come to a conclusion, Zhang Xiaoqiang coughed twice and said, "I have just returned from studying in the United States. Please take care of me in the future."
A very gentlemanly introduction to oneself.
But what Tang Hongxi didn't expect was that as soon as he finished speaking, Li Minghan next to him suddenly laughed "haha" as if he had taken the wrong medicine: "This classmate Xiaoqiang is quite fond of joking. Haha, in fact, Xiaoqiang is from Ethiopia. Coming back."
"Wow~" As soon as the sound fell, the whole audience burst into laughter.
What was Zhang Xiaoqiang doing at that time... Ethiopia!
This damn thing... is a rip-off! !
Is Guoan mentally retarded? If you give me such an identity, how will you "pick up girls" in the future
Probably seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's embarrassment, Li Minghan immediately added: "Everyone, be quiet. Although Xiaoqiang is studying in Ethiopia, he started his own business while studying. Through his own efforts, he founded the "Xiaoqiang called JI" leader locally from scratch. Enterprise, now he owns 20 chain restaurants. When he returns to China this time, he will recharge and understand the situation in China; on the other hand, he will introduce "Xiaoqiang called JI" into the country."
Good guy, it's okay if Li Minghan didn't say it. After this explanation, all the students fell forward and backward as if they were sick.
"Hahaha, Xiaoqiang... my name is JI. You really need to be creative when opening a store."
"Hey, do you have great health care in your store?"
"Hurry to East Bay, the lady there needs you!"
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Seeing that the nonsense on the court was getting more and more outrageous, and the more it became more and more unchanged, Li Minghan had to speak again to stop the students from making noise.
Zhang Xiaoqiang has learned a lesson about Li Minghan's big mouth.
This guy simply doesn't give him a way to survive. He must check the other person's "eight generations of ancestors" in the future to see if there is anyone in the family tree who had a grudge against him in his previous life.
"Classmate Xiaoqiang, please take a seat..." After scanning the class with his eyes, Li Minghan pointed and said, "You can take the seat in the last row."
Following the direction of Li Minghan's finger, Zhang Xiaoqiang found the target.
In fact, there is no need to look for it, because there is an empty seat in the back row of the entire class.
"Oh, I'm going down then." Really unwilling to stay on the stage and be fooled by everyone, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped off the stage and walked towards the back of the class.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was quite satisfied with the position given by Li Minghan.
As the saying goes, Zhang Xiaoqiang has been studying for decades. He graduated from kindergarten, and then went through nine years of compulsory education, a million-strong army to fight the college entrance examination, and a four-year civil war in the university. It can be said that he does not know the school well.
It was because of knowing him that I was sure that there was a mysterious organization in every class.
This organization has strict records and a small number of people.
They often wander around the back of the classroom and are highly concealed. They maintain the principle of "don't interfere with the water in the well" with the teachers.
They are elusive, work hard together, and are all agile. They can be called the best among the best in the class.
He talks and laughs in class, gets crazy after class, and has a hint of coquettishness in his every move.
Their main task is to liven up the boring classroom atmosphere, and sometimes they will comment on every offensive sentence the teacher said.
To put it bluntly, it is thanks to these selfless warriors that we have successfully rescued many lost sheep and greatly reduced the risk of students dying suddenly in class.
They are the legendary class saviors! Who are they, you ask
They never leave their names behind when doing good deeds. If they have to find a suitable name, they are used to calling themselves "back row"! !
Zhang Xiaoqiang was extremely excited to be chosen in the last row.
After all, Zhang Xiaoqiang would rather study hard in the back row than listen to the teacher's boring scientific and cultural knowledge.
After so many years, Zhang Xiaoqiang has changed in many aspects, but his habit of loving "self-study" has not changed.
If you don't "teach yourself" yourself, how can you understand various high-end killing techniques
If you didn't "teach yourself" by yourself, how could you possibly understand the Japanese oxsha ninjutsu ability
If you hadn't "taught yourself" by yourself, would you have known nearly a hundred art masters
In class, the teacher always teaches us 123, ABCD, but in society, what we really use is intrigue, bragging and pretending to be B.
If you don't work hard to teach yourself some "rare goods" these days, you will be embarrassed to go to the table and negotiate big deals worth more than 200 yuan in the future.
Zhang Xiaoqiang ran towards his "leading" throne, but he didn't expect that there are many people who want to harm me these days.
If Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't pay attention, someone would mix garlic under his feet and he would stumble to the ground.
I got a cross! ! What the hell is going on!
Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head around and saw one or two skinny faces slowly raising their right legs with displeasure on their faces.
He just started to argue, but he didn't expect that Erpilian would preemptively strike and shouted: "Hey, you don't have eyes, these are the new ones I bought, look at them for you to step on!!"
I... This guy has the appearance of a second-generation YY novel with low IQ.
Before Zhang Xiaoqiang could speak further, Li Minghan knocked on the table: "Okay, okay, everyone, please go back and sit down quietly. Let's start class!!"
The top leader has spoken, and Zhang Xiaoqiang, a new student, is not in trouble.
After all, he was here to pick up girls, uh no... to accomplish national affairs, how could he let his own sorrow and resentment affect his guilty conscience
I'm a gentleman and I won't argue with you, a little brat.
In line with the principle of learning from Comrade "A Q", Zhang Xiaoqiang acted like a fool and farted, stood up, dusted off the "Baleno" dust, and walked straight to his seat.
When he arrived at the location, Zhang Xiaoqiang was shocked to find... This is really something that you don't know until you look at it, and you are shocked when you look at it!
Just now, I was busy on stage talking about my life, but I didn't look at the situation of my seat.
Now that he was in the real situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang was blinded.
As we all know, class seats are all two-seater, just like our daily double beds at home.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's seat is no exception. At this time, there is this person sitting in his seat.
It's just that saying that this person is a human is a bit of an insult. That guy can't be described as a human at all. He is just a pile of meatballs on the seat.
Yes! This is definitely the second fattest guy Zhang Xiaoqiang has ever seen in his life.
Who is the first one, you ask
Nonsense, the earth is the fattest in the world. If the old pig is ranked second, who dares to be ranked first!
However, the man in front of me and Lao Zhu are definitely about equal, and the most important thing is that the other person is not small. The other person is as tall as Zhang Xiaoqiang just sitting down.
(End of chapter)