"Fat man, lend me the "Aqiu No. 1"!"
Jumping out of bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out the black-framed sunglasses he hadn't used for a long time and took out the dusty leather jersey.
When Er Pang saw his brother dressed like this, he couldn't help but solemnly said: "Qiangzi... are you going to..."
"Yes!" Nodding, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head and raised his eyebrows at the corners of his lips.
Er Pang clearly remembered that the last time he saw Zhang Xiaoqiang dressed like this was 10 years ago.
It was an evening in the twelfth lunar month of spring. Zhang Xiaoqiang was bewitched by the "black boss bitch" in the class. He cursed and said, "Don't leave after school if you dare."
Then Zhang Xiaoqiang was blocked at the entrance of the kindergarten.
Facing the "beating" by more than ten people, Zhang Xiaoqiang remained calm and composed. He held his head in his hands from beginning to end and remained unwavering. He allowed the other party to "punch and kick" him, but he remained unmoved. At the same time, he also waited for opportunities to use words such as "Ah yo" ", "I want to report to the teacher" and other "sound wave" spells to attack the enemy within a certain range.
That scene left a deep impression on the young Erpang, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was dressed exactly like this at the time.
"Qiangzi, do you need help?" Er Pang was a little worried. .
Zhang Xiaoqiang slowly shook his head: "No, you just need to lend me the "Aqiu No. 1"."
"My "Aqiu" has been modified and is very fast! Are you sure you want to use it?" He frowned slightly, his fat body shaking up and down.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled faintly: "These are not problems. Don't forget, I am a man who has read Initial D, Four Wheel Drive Brothers, and Fast and Furious 1234567."
"Ah!" Immediately filled with admiration, Erpang immediately stopped hesitating and quickly took out the car key from his trouser pocket and solemnly handed it into Zhang Xiaoqiang's palm: "Brother, I wish you a safe journey!"
"Thank you!" Nodding, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the pictures on the computer screen and patted Erpang on the shoulder: "Relax, I'm leaving!"
Then he heard "Computer" replied: "Yeah, oh, oh, four and one."
He trotted to the underground garage and found Erpang's modified sports car "Aqiu No. 1". Zhang Xiaoqiang got on it.
As soon as the sports car started, it immediately roared with the wild horse.
interesting!
Hanging his sunglasses on his ears, Zhang Xiao rushed out of the school like a strong wind and drove onto the highway.
After getting on the road, he turned on the car stereo, and immediately exciting music came out: "La La La Demacia
, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah Demacia, blah blah blah blah blah..."
Accompanied by the war song, Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped on the accelerator, the speedometer continued to climb, and everything around him flashed by like a stream of light.
Yes! Anyone who has experience in drag racing knows that Zhang Xiaoqiang has reached the highest level of drag racing, commonly known as the state of "complete selflessness".
The usual symptoms of people who have reached this level are: dull eyes, crooked mouth, uncontrollable hands and feet, accompanied by intermittent madness, and like to howl "oh, ah".
Not long after, a BMW 730 loomed at the end of Zhang Xiaoqiang's field of vision.
Surpass it!
Then we encountered a Range Rover.
Surpass it!
Audi A8! overtake!
Rolls-Royce! overtake!
Bugatti! No hesitation, super! overtake! overtake!
At this moment, no one can stop Zhang Xiaoqiang from entering the state of "selflessness".
The modified "Aqiu" performed to the extreme under his control.
The skillful lane changing skills, perfect corner drifting, and all the movements are done in one go, which is truly terrifying to watch.
Until a middle-aged man in white clothes and a big hat stopped him at the intersection:
"Hey, little comrade, what are you doing!? There's no traffic jam! Why are you pushing so hard on a scooter? Can you pay for the scratches?"
"Well… "
"Turn the music off!"
Honestly shut down the public speakers.
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Sorry, I just drove too fast."
Noticing that the traffic policeman looked a little ugly, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly asked with uncertainty, "Isn't this the case?"
The traffic policeman sneered somewhat speechlessly: "This traffic jam, can you run more than 5 miles?"
"Well… "
"This!" pointed at Zhang Xiaoqiang and sat down. Aqiu plugged in the "audio" and said, "The speakers are pretty powerful! I can hear the "la la la" of your car eight hundred miles away. Don't you know that highways can't amplify music? You By creating so much noise pollution, have you considered other people’s feelings?”
"I… "
"Driving license! Fine 200."
Seeing that the traffic policeman was about to issue a note, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly got out of the car and begged for mercy: "Uncle traffic policeman, I am a student at the school. My family is poor. It is not easy to go to school. I really don't have much money. Today is the first time I ride a small battery." , the car belongs to a friend, I don’t understand the rules. Can you please be more liberal and don’t have any money?”
After hearing this, the traffic policeman looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, maybe because he felt that the young man in front of him was indeed more "simple", and he felt sympathy.
"Are you a student?"
"Yes. Just wait..." As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang reached out and pulled out a small red book from his underwear pocket: "This is my student ID card."
The traffic police checked and said, "Okay, since you are a college student and this is your first offense, this time the fine will be waived."
"Oh, thank you, thank you, uncle policeman, thank you eight generations of ancestors..."
"Huh? What did you say?"
"Uh, no! It's okay! Hehe, hehe." He smiled and scratched his head.
How embarrassing!
The traffic policeman rolled his eyes at Zhang Xiaoqiang, and then continued solemnly: "Although the fine can be waived for you, you must do some public welfare activities to offset your violation."
"That's no problem. Are you standing guard, directing, or issuing a ticket? I'm good at physics. How about I issue a ticket for you?"
Ever since I was a child, I have envied the traffic police who issued fines. If someone is unhappy with that guy, I will slap you. The key is that if you are slapped, you can't "rebound". At the end of the year, you have to rush to give money to compensate.
If you want to feel that refreshing feeling today...it's totally worth it.
Unfortunately... things didn't go as planned, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was ruthlessly despised again.
The traffic policeman took out a small USB flash drive from his work clothes, inserted it into Aqiu, and then told Zhang Xiaoqiang: "Download the audio file of traffic etiquette regulations inside."
"Oh, oh." Since it was his first time, Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little embarrassed.
After getting off the bus, I gave the traffic police a wink.
"Well, when you get on the road, you will turn on the amplifier. Today, you will partner with the traffic etiquette promoter along the road. Is there any problem?"
"No, no, no problem."
"Very good! Ah, and remember, don't put those messy things away. If you are caught... you will be fined double and your vehicle will be impounded! Do you understand?"
"I understand, uncle policeman! Don't worry, I promise to only release the things you gave me! Can I leave now?"
"Okay, stop driving so slowly once you get on the road! Your 5mph speed seriously affects traffic!"
Pi Dian Dian got into the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang started the car, and while waiting for a gap at the red light, he quickly changed the "La La La" song.
Just kidding, if you do this again, you will really be dead.
After the exchange was completed, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt relieved, then clicked the play button and stared straight ahead at the red light countdown.
Two seconds later, the chilling female voice from the old news loudspeaker came out: "The enemy has 30 seconds to arrive on the battlefield, crush them!"
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