"Brother, why are you doing this? If you have doubts about the performance of my phone, you can tell me clearly. Is it too much to test in this way?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is not worried about the condition of his phone at all.
Just kidding, just his mobile phone, an antique he bought from a street stall for 250 yuan back then, has definitely gone through a lot of hardships, not to mention it has gone through hundreds of "falls".
So far, except for yesterday's battle, which accidentally broke the screen, everything else... remains unscathed.
Sometimes Zhang Xiaoqiang admires the durability of his mobile phone. If he hadn't come into contact with the Soul Realm Live Broadcasting Platform last month, he would have doubted whether this mobile phone was transformed from Calabash Baby.
Good guy, he is as tyrannical as King Kong!
"How dare you show off your broken mobile phone here?"
Ignorant humans!
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt deeply sad for Erpilian's words.
Isn't this just jealousy? Do you think Apple as a whole is awesome
What is the most important thing for a mobile phone? communication.
What do you mean by all those bells and whistles
"Showing off?" Zhang Xiaoqiang sneered as he glanced at Erpilian's sneakers on the table.
"why are you laughing?"
"Ah, it's nothing. I just feel that the word "show off" is inappropriate. Generally speaking, I am a person who is more serious and low-key gorgeous."
After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang pretended to dust off the Baleno, and a deep smile appeared on his lips.
Realizing that he was not Zhang Xiaoqiang's opponent in the quarrel, Erpilian immediately changed his strategy. He leaned in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang and threatened every word: "Don't make excuses for me! I'll ask you one last time, my shoes." What are you going to do?"
"Uh... can you tell me first, what are you going to do with my brother's clothes and mobile phone?"
Compete with each other, do not avoid or give in.
Erpilian's eyes gradually turned cold when he saw that Zhang Xiaoqiang was so lazy.
Zhang Xiaoqiang noticed that the target was showing signs of going berserk, and quickly sent a stream of consciousness message to the old man: "Get ready for Jeet Kune Do."
Now possessing a peerless magical power, Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't mind loosening Erpilian's tibia.
Although it was not easy for him to reveal his identity as an agent, Zhang Xiaoqiang found that if he was with this rich and flamboyant group, if you didn't show them how powerful he was, it would be difficult for him to pick up girls here safely in the future school days.
Su Lengche had lost the opportunity in the first battle, and Zhang Xiaoqiang did not want to miss another battle with Huang Shuyi.
After all, he is already 20 years old. If he doesn't get the first blood, he will have no heroic deeds to say in the future when he plays B with his grandson.
"It seems like you have an itchy skin!" Erpilian said his true feelings without any concealment.
Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled coldly: "Brother is really a god. I was really bitten by a mosquito last night. It's really itchy now."
As the voice fell, Erpilian's chest rose and fell like a blower.
"Boy, you can do it! You're very eloquent! I hope you can be so awesome later!" Taking a step back, Erpilian finally put his thin leg on the ground.
As soon as he landed, the followers who had been guarding both sides of him immediately gathered around him.
It’s another fucking “circle kick”. Zhang Xiaoqiang, who used to struggle at the bottom of the business, is very familiar with this business.
But as the saying goes, it's one moment and another, and now facing familiar business, Zhang Xiaoqiang is as steady as a mountain: "Well, let me ask, are you going to come together, or one by one? It's best to give me a confirmation. I'll give it to you here. You arrange the set meal.”
In the mist, Erpilian and others, you look at me, I look at you, they are all showing whatareyou saying
"Ha, haha, hahaha!" In the end, Erpilian, the one with the highest IQ, was the first to react.
He threw his head back and laughed loudly several times.
When Erpilian smiled, the followers next to him immediately followed suit and started laughing.
To support him to this extent is absolutely ******.
Zhang Xiaoqiang hugged his arms and smiled as he watched the clowns in front of him perform.
Anyway, he has powerful skills at his disposal and is not afraid that the followers will cause trouble.
After laughing for about ten seconds, Erpilian suddenly raised his hand and made a gesture to stop his voice, causing the followers around him to shut up in time.
With that posture, I don’t know if I thought they were a bunch of idiots playing a musical.
"Boy, do you have good eyesight? Since you know what will happen next, you..."
"I'm fine. Just tell me your choice and I'll give you a set meal."
"Seeking death!!" As he spoke, Erpilian's right fist was raised, and he punched Zhang Xiaoqiang.
This attack without warning was somewhat unexpected by Zhang Xiaoqiang. He hurriedly stepped aside, and just as he was about to call the old man to equip the destiny card, the man next to him suddenly raised his face and yelled: "What are you doing!! I don't see anyone learning this." If you want to fight, go out and fight, not here! Do you hear me!?"
It was quite a powerful rebuke, but the tone that burst out of the man's throat was really... "Ugh~"
She has a sissy voice and a hideously ugly face. To be honest, when a man fights with someone, he basically wins the moment he reveals his true face.
More importantly, out of the corner of his eye, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at the textbook that the man was studying on the table... What the hell are you loving me for once, My Fair Princess!
"Li Heng'e!! You have nothing to do with me here, so don't fuck with me!"
Erpilian turned his finger and pointed the man back at the threat.
It can be seen that Erpilian is used to being arrogant and domineering, and his gestures have a bit of the "eight grid tooth road" style of the anti-Japanese era.
But this is not the point. The point is that Zhang Xiaoqiang always felt that he heard some familiar words... "Li Huan'e"... hiss~ Why is it so familiar? Seems like I've seen it somewhere.
The 250's CPU started running at full speed. Zhang Xiaoqiang searched the database carefully. He was sure that he must have heard this name somewhere.
Admired, I slapped my head... Wucao! !
It didn't matter what he was saying, Erpilian was so frightened that he jumped three feet away, folded his hands in a concave and convex posture, and said warily: "What are you going to do!?"
Ignoring Erpilian's nonsense, Zhang Xiaoqiang slowly turned his head in disbelief and his eyes fell on the man in front of him... Well, the identity of the man is unknown at the moment.
This guy is Li Huan'e!
No! ! What about the promised big boobs, long legs, and the beauty of a woman who is shy of her mother-in-law
Could it be that the National AN information is wrong!
impossible!
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't believe that such an awesome agency as Guoan could get the target person's information wrong.
But the man in front of me is really... he must have the same name!
That's right! It must be so, absolutely so.
Come on, these days, there are so many people with the same name and surname... Wu Zi is looking for an excuse in his heart.
At this time, the man said in a coquettish voice: "What's wrong, Liu Jie, do you still want to beat me as a woman?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard this sentence from a woman.
This world is too scary! Man, Sissy Silly Feng doesn’t know.
But now is obviously not the time to dwell on these issues, because...
(End of chapter)