Do you know what it feels like to break into a cold sweat in the dog days of summer
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized it deeply.
He stared at the sturdy female man in front of him like a fool, with countless grass and mud horses galloping past in his mind.
What is this thing called
Did this woman get kicked in the head by a donkey
With such a talented person like me, successful overseas people are pursuing you? I…
"Classmate Li, actually... that... I think..."
"I know, I know that what happened this morning gave you a big misunderstanding. I hope you understand that I helped you in the morning just because I didn't want you to disturb my reading. There is no other meaning. We are all students now, so we should still Focus on academics. When you enter the society in the future, I believe you will meet the person you like. Let’s just be friends.”
I want to cry but have no tears! Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to say something else, but Li Huan'e had already stood up and left.
Looking at the woman's strong back, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt aggrieved for no reason.
They work as agents, stay in high-end hotels, pick up high-end beauties, and use high-end equipment.
And what about Zhang Xiaoqiang? I live in a low-cost rental house that costs 600 yuan a month, I live in magnesium aluminum that is more manly than a man, and I use a bus card.
Just like that, someone dumped me as a good guy.
Depressed and unwilling, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned home.
When Lao Zhu saw Zhang Xiaoqiang coming back dejected, he immediately understood something. He stepped forward and held Zhang Xiaoqiang's hand: "Did Xiaoqiang suffer any injustice today?"
Hearing these words, Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt a surge of sadness and anger in his heart, and then he reached out and hugged the fat body of the old pig, crying sadly: "Brother Zhu, my heart feels so cold."
Lao Zhu nodded in understanding: "Xiao Qiang, Brother Zhu understands everything. If you feel uncomfortable, just tell Brother Zhu, and you will feel better after you say it."
"Brother Zhu, the baby is feeling miserable. You can't talk about it." Well, being "abandoned" by Li Huan'e, who was so ruthless, how can Zhang Xiaoqiang still have the face to live in this world.
Lao Zhu patted Zhang Xiaoqiang on the shoulder: "It's okay. Can you tell Brother Zhu if it was Li Huan'e who made you like this?"
It was okay not to mention Li Huan'e, but when Li Huan'e was mentioned, Zhang Xiaoqiang became more and more uncontrollable.
Seeing this, Lao Zhu was 100% certain that Li Huan'e was involved at this time, and immediately became furious and cursed: "Bichi!! I knew it was Bichi!! I thought it would be fine if I was harmed by Shuanggui in the next term, but now He also bullied my brother. Don’t be afraid, Xiaoqiang. Tell me the truth what did Bichi do to you!? He had someone in the sky back then, and we couldn’t do anything to him. Now in the human world, I have old grudges and old grudges with him. Count together."
Lao Zhu's words made Zhang Xiaoqiang feel as warm as spring.
But... straightening up, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked seriously: "Brother Zhu, you said that Li Huan'e is Chang'e. I want to ask, has she ever been to South Korea?"
"What is Korea?" Lao Zhu started the 100,000 why mode.
"It's just a stick." Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out subconsciously.
"Stick!?" The Great Sage jumped three feet high: "Where is it? Where is it?"
The great sage's jump really startled Zhang Xiaoqiang and Lao Zhu.
Regarding the Monkey King's bluffing performance, Lao Zhu didn't say anything and scolded him directly: "You're mentally retarded! What Xiaoqiang is talking about is the stick, not your sea-fixing needle!"
"Stupid!! You damn fat man, who are you calling mentally retarded?"
"I will scold whoever answers!"
"I think you have an itchy skin?"
"What's going on? You want to fight?"
"I'll fight you. I'm still afraid of you, you idiot."
As they spoke, the old pig and the great sage stood aside, raising their arms and legs, ready to start.
The air in the room suddenly became oppressive. Seeing that an unprecedented "rock-paper-scissors" game was about to take place, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly stood up and stood in front of the old pig and the great sage.
"Brother Pig, Brother Monkey, calm down, that... thousands of mistakes, all the mistakes are my fault alone, Xiaoqiang. I blame me for not speaking clearly, you both need to calm down."
After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the black and white TV and said consolingly: "Brother Monkey, the rest of this is very exciting. Wukong is about to become a slut, scissor and blow."
The great sage turned his head when he heard the words. In the picture, Sun Wukong was lying in mid-air screaming, his muscles all over his body swelled with admiration, and his originally flowing long hair also changed into something unconventional amidst his hysterical shouting.
Seeing such a strange sight, the great sage shouted loudly: "There is a monster!"
When it's over, he quickly flashes back to the sofa and assumes the horse riding squat position.
How damn dangerous!
Beads of sweat dripped from his forehead to the ground, and Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a long breath.
Needless to say, he once again prevented an unprecedented battle and saved peace on Earth.
After taking care of the Great Sage, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not dare to delay, and immediately set his sights on Lao Zhu: "Brother Zhu, about that Korea... it's actually a place name."
"Oh, that's it. Is that world fun? I've never heard of it before."
"Uh..." Thinking about it, he still didn't tell Guo Jia that the stick said Journey to the West was theirs. Otherwise, with the temper of the two coquettish people from Journey to the West in front of him, he would probably not be at peace if he raised the other end of the stick.
After considering it for two seconds, Zhang Xiaoqiang responded politely: "That's a place where decay can be transformed into magic."
"Wonderland! This is really the first time I've heard of it."
Isn't that right... The ugly ones in that place can become beautiful, the beautiful ones can become ugly, the tall ones can become short, and the short ones can become tall. In short, if you ask which country in the world has the ability to groom people to the point where even their own parents don't recognize them. Out, there is no doubt that Bangzi is second, and no one dares to be first.
Needless to say, since Lao Zhu has never heard of Korea, it is impossible for Chang'e to go for plastic surgery.
In this case, why did the old pig conclude that Li Huan'e was Chang'e
Unwilling to be reconciled, Zhang Xiaoqiang had to find an explanation for himself anyway. After a long silence, he spoke again: "Brother Zhu, do you think that after Chang'e flew to the moon, is it possible that she couldn't think of jumping off a building? The kind that landed face first?"
"Impossible! There's just one bungalow there, no buildings."
"What about hitting a tree? Didn't she have a tree there?" Zhang Xiaoqiang still knew Wu Gang's fable.
"Why did you hit the tree? Aren't you a fool!" Lao Zhu asked back, leaving Zhang Xiaoqiang speechless.
"Well... isn't there one of the three missing above? When people are depressed, they will inevitably do strange things, haha, haha." Zhang Xiaoqiang replied helplessly after laughing twice.
"Don't worry, even if Chang'e Nabichi wants to do this, the environment of the earth can't kill anyone!"
Think about it, from a physical point of view, it is basically impossible to die on the moon.
But having said that, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be impressed by Lao Zhu's words.
Such a profound and obscure scientific knowledge can be blurted out by an old pig. It seems that why the 100,000 people did not see it in vain.
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a vibration in his pocket.
He took out his phone, opened the screen and took a look... Rosen! !
All kinds of resentment, all kinds of helplessness, in the final analysis, the initiator of all events is this Rosen! !
(End of chapter)