"Trick!? That's a trick only an ignorant guy like you can do. And as an experienced driver, I prefer to call the following things science!"
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the fuel tank cap and then unscrewed the circular cap.
Listening to the scream of the lid as it rotated, Liu Jie's mind was filled with questions.
At this moment, he no longer cares about arguing with Zhang Xiaoqiang about what he just said to him. He just wants to make it clear: "Don't tell me you plan to pour these edamame in there."
Pointing to the mailbox, Liu Jie said nothing.
"Come on, does he have the guts? I think he's acting weird again."
"That's right! Boy, if you dare to pour the beans into the gas tank, I and the others will eat all your beans!"
…
"OK, my friend, a man means what he says, so stop your farts and don't admit it later!!"
After saying that, Zhang Xiaoqiang tore open the sack, took out a handful of edamame, and then stuffed it into the fuel tank in front of everyone.
Damn it! The whole audience was stunned.
In an instant, Yaque was silent!
This wasn't the end yet. Zhang Xiaoqiang continued stuffing edamame beans into the fuel tank. He didn't stop until he had stuffed dozens of edamame beans into the fuel tank.
"Come on, come on, my friend who farted just now, you can eat the remaining edamame for me. You happen to have a bad mouth, so eating this will help you change your route! So that you don't smoke people in the future!"
I didn't expect Zhang Xiaoqiang to be serious, and his exaggerated face was uncertain after being criticized from the front.
What you say in front of so many people is just like throwing out shit. If you say you want to recycle it, how disgusting is it
But if it was so late, so many edamame... let alone whether my stomach could bear it, the gas produced by the chemical reaction would probably go up to the sky.
Depressed, he exaggeratedly defended: "It's nothing to stuff it in. If you have the guts, you can activate it. If you dare to activate it, I will..."
"Buzz~buzz~buzz~", before the exaggerated words could be finished, the engine buzzed.
This time the exaggeration is really speechless.
What the hell is going on, the fuel tank can start even with edamame stuffed in it!
"Haha, brother, the rest of the edamame belongs to you. I'm still rushing to compete. If you are a man, just eat it. Of course if you don't eat it, I can't do anything to you. Anyway, you can just talk. It's like farting... It's up to you."
In an extremely awesome move, Zhang Xiaoqiang's move of stuffing edamame beans not only popularized relevant scientific knowledge to the exaggerators, but also reversed the situation on the court.
At least now the crowd is in shock, and no one is continuing to tease Zhang Xiaoqiang.
At this time, the loudspeaker that had been silent for a while sounded again: "Attention, all drivers, please take your models on board, we will start the official race immediately."
After the voice fell, Liu Jie looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, then at Li Huan'e, and then said with a smile: "What? Classmate Xiaoqiang, is this your model?"
"Ah?" Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Li Huan'e uncertainly for a moment.
Is this guy a model
Don't be kidding, this guy is really good at basketball.
The instinct was to reject it more and more, but before Zhang Xiaoqiang could speak, Li Huan'e took the lead and said seriously: "That's right! I am his car model!"
My **** grandpa’s grandma’s grandpa!
"Li Huan'e, I..."
"You don't need to thank me. I know you don't have a model. I will sacrifice myself today and be your model reluctantly. Why am I dragging you into the competition?"
I'm speechless, right? !
Li Huan'e suddenly leaned over and whispered words that directly made Zhang Xiaoqiang Lei's skin burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
"She is really your model!?" Liu Jie said with amusement in his eyes.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart bleeds: "She..."
"Say it!" His fingers pinched Zhang Xiaoqiang from behind. You must know that the strength in Li Huan'e's palm can easily carry a hundred kilograms of edamame.
As this "twisting" continued, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was immediately in pain, agreed: "Oh, yes, yes!"
"Haha, okay, okay, then since it is, stop talking nonsense and get in the car quickly."
Zhang Xiaoqiang is like a firefly in the darkness nowadays, and he is the center of attention wherever he goes.
Glancing at Liu Jie who was waiting to watch the show, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head to the side and lowered his voice and said to Li Huan'e: "Classmate Li, do you really want to be my model!?"
"I told you, don't get excited. It is my rule to protect my friends at all costs!"
Depend on! Do you dare to cheat me a little more? That's called stabbing your friend at your own expense! ? You Y might as well just stab me twice.
"Okay, let's go, get in the car quickly, otherwise we'll be in trouble if we start slowly." After leaving these words, Li Huan'e walked towards the Isuzu with surveillance steps, swaying and twisting.
Looking at the woman's plump and strong appearance, sweat broke out on Zhang Xiaoqiang's forehead.
This... this thing, can Brother Ao afford it
Zhang Xiaoqiang expressed doubts about this.
You must know that Ao Lie traveled to the west for 25,000 years, but he was ridden by Tang Monk all the way.
But who is Tang Monk? He is a member of the Buddhist family and knows how to take good care of his skin. Now it is said that he is just "fresh meat".
But Li Huan'e is a completely negative example.
This weight of nearly a hundred kilograms...
"Hey, Xiaoqiang, I think the space in your car is too small. I can't even get in."
Hearing a woman's complaint, Zhang Xiaoqiang watched helplessly as the Isuzu swayed from side to side and vibrated up and down. He knew it was someone getting on the car, but he thought it was shaking due to the 18-year ban on driving.
I said, eldest sister, you are too fat and can’t squeeze in, okay
As soon as he was scolded in his heart, Li Huan'e gave Zhang Xiaoqiang a powerful reply.
They were stunned and squeezed into the car with perseverance and perseverance.
However, the good times did not last long. Almost as soon as the woman squeezed into the car, there was a loud bang in the air.
"boom!"
Who farts!
Zhang Xiaoqiang wished that someone had farted loudly.
But the crooked Isuzu ruthlessly shattered his inner expectations.
No one farted at all. The truth is that Li Huan'e single-handedly destroyed one of Xiao Bailong's right hoofs.
"Hahaha!"
Unsurprisingly, thunderous laughter erupted on the field.
What a touching scene.
It is not difficult for people to be noticed, but it is rare to be noticed all the time.
Zhang Xiaoqiang and Li Huan'e successfully became the focus of the entire competition by virtue of their own characteristics.
"Human firecrackers, Emma, I'm laughing so hard!"
"It would be a shame not to do a skit!"
…
With no time to pay attention to the teasing of the people around him, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped up and ran towards Isuzu.
Now, Zhang Xiaoqiang is most worried about Ao Lie getting angry.
Just kidding, my left leg was crippled, how can I bear this tone
"Brother Ao, brother Ao, you have to calm down, you must calm down!" With a mutter in his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to the car and opened the door, only to see Li Huan'e nestled in the car.
That posture was like having a lot of meat stuffed into it.
"Sorry Xiaoqiang, it's all my fault..."
(End of chapter)