pig! Oh, no, I should say Marshal Tianpeng. He was dragged and dragged into the woods outside the factory by Zhang Xiaoqiang.
After he put Bajie down on the dirt, Zhang Xiaoqiang's legs went limp and he was completely paralyzed.
Damn it! More than three hundred kilograms! From inside the factory to outside the factory... there were tears!
Looking at the snow-white fat pig that looked like an enlarged stick with its hooves reaching the sky on the ground, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't connect the meat stall in front of him with the old pig.
"Hey! Old man, are you really sure this guy is Brother Pig? He's too cowardly!"
"Hehe, don't you say it's timid? That wouldn't be wrong."
Damn it! What a bullshit theory this is.
"Old man, if you say that, Brother Zhu, you are not afraid that he will get up and beat you up? After all, he is also the former deputy commander-in-chief of the Kingdom of Heaven Navy, commander of the Galaxy Fleet, and has the rank of marshal! Even if it is useless, it seems to be more economical than your entertainment platform Are you strong?"
"Hey, so what? Later, weren't you deported because of your lifestyle issues?"
"Depend on!"
But having said that, Lao Zhu also had grievances back then. As we all know, Lao Zhu was demoted to earth for "drunk molestation of Chang'e".
But at that time, Chang'e's report to Lao Zhu actually had no factual basis. It was purely one-sided and had no other circumstantial evidence. It was a typical case of "someone above".
Later, fortunately, the Tianting Discipline Inspection Team inspected the next term. Comrade Guanyin, the leader of the inspection team, learned about Comrade Lao Zhu’s deep grievances during the visit. He immediately talked with Lao Zhu overnight, and later arranged for Lao Zhu to join the four Westbound people as an unestablished, zero-hour worker. Group, serving as a bodyguard, and training at the grassroots level with "Jin Chanzi", an important member of the next generation leadership team of Tianting.
During this period, Comrade Lao Zhu did not complain about being treated unfairly, nor did he sink. Regardless of personal gains and losses, he took the initiative to maintain the stability and unity of the immortal world and the Buddhist world, and has been closely united around the leadership team such as "Tathagata Buddha" and "Jade Emperor" , while escorting the "Jin Chanzi" grassroots training, slaying demons and tigers, destroying countless black gangs, and successfully dug out multiple heavenly protection umbrellas. It can be said that the hard work is great and the results are numerous.
Finally, Jin Chanzi was promoted to the Xitian Central Committee after the expiration of his temporary post. Lao Zhu also returned to Tianting due to his outstanding work. He was promoted to a full-time official and received a staff position. He served as the director of the General Logistics Department and was responsible for the logistics work of the Xitian Central Committee.
I don't know if it was the outside conversation that touched Lao Zhu, but Bajie's hind hooves, as stiff as a stick, twitched slightly twice.
Although it was very light, it still did not escape Zhang Xiaoqiang who had been keeping a close eye on Lao Zhu.
Then, Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a small slit on the pig's head with its eyes closed, then widened and spun around twice.
After confirming that there was no sign of the knife-wielding man, the old pig sat up from the ground: "Emma, it's so close, so close! Just a little bit close! Just a little bit close!"
After finishing his words, Lao Zhu suddenly turned his face to meet Zhang Xiaoqiang's gaze in front of him.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood was complicated at this moment! The first direct face-to-face communication between humans and pigs in history took place in this wilderness grove.
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for pigs!
Yes! It’s hard for you to imagine how Zhang Xiaoqiang feels at this moment!
It was a pig, a big white pig weighing about 300 pounds, and his mother just started talking in front of him!
"Are you Xiaoqiang?"
After all, it was the first time for him to communicate with pigs. Zhang Xiaoqiang was really inexperienced. He slapped himself in the face. After he regained consciousness, he thought about it and snorted as the Romans did.
The old pig was quite curious when he saw this: "Is this your way of greeting?"
After saying this, he also gave himself a big mouthful.
Zhang Xiaoqiang is speechless!
Because he was nervous and caused the old pig to misunderstand him, he was a little embarrassed, so he subconsciously slapped himself in the mouth again, and then "snorted" twice.
Lao Zhu tilted his head and stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang for a long time, and finally twitched his mouth and said: "Actually... you can communicate with me without "pig nose", your pronunciation is very non-standard. Let's use your official language."
After he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the old man add in his mind: "Before I came to you, Lao Zhu had already obtained the Mandarin IELTS Level 8 certificate."
"I... you didn't tell me earlier!"
Thinking of his self-righteousness just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt deeply sad. The most important thing was... his nose hurt!
Alas, what an embarrassment to mankind!
Wiping his nose, Zhang Xiaoqiang regained his composure and laughed twice: "Haha, Brother Zhu, I am Xiaoqiang."
"Nice to meet you." A pink pig's trotter came over.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for two seconds, not sure if he could grasp the probe.
The old pig shook his head twice and said, "If you call me brother pig, you're unfamiliar. Just call me old pig from now on."
"Pah!" He slapped his mouth again.
"Ouch," he quickly pulled off the "right hoof" that slapped the old pig's mouth, and Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a grimace, "Pig uh...Old pig, you don't have to do this."
"Well, do as the Romans do. I came here this time to learn. Since it is your etiquette, I will naturally follow it." After saying that, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang's reaction, the old pig slapped him again.
Good guy! In less than a minute, the old pig had half of his cheeks red and swollen like a pig's head. Uh...it's originally a "pig head".
But there is one thing. People say that old pigs are lazy, love to take advantage of small things, and covet women.
Today, Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to vindicate Lao Zhu from the bottom of his heart.
But soon, he discovered that he was wrong!
"Comrade Xiaoqiang, let's go."
Oh, the big mouth is patronizing, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood up quickly: "Brother Zhu, the car is waiting outside, please go first."
Lao Zhu is indeed a senior civil servant. Even if he is possessed by a pig, his leadership style cannot be concealed.
He patted Zhang Xiaoqiang's arm twice, and the old pig walked out of the woods first.
As soon as he walked out, Zhang Xiaoqiang bumped into the guard coming out of the factory gate to get some fresh air.
When several people's eyes met, the guard's expression was quite interesting.
It's no wonder that in broad daylight, in the wilderness, a man and a pig came out of the depths of a dense forest. Do you dare to say that you didn't think of anything that people under 18 years of age should not watch
I thought this would be the most embarrassing thing today, but I didn't expect that there would be something even more embarrassing!
After pushing "Aqiu" out, Zhang Xiaoqiang briefly told Lao Zhu the precautions for riding a battery car, and then sat down calmly in front of his head.
The old pig was also unambiguous. He easily jumped up on the stool and landed firmly on the back seat.
Good guy, as soon as this 300-pound weight got on the bus, I heard "Aqiu" wail in pain.
Then Zhang Xiaoqiang said, "Brother Zhu, sit still" before starting the car and driving onto the highway.
After getting on the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized that his words "Brother Zhu, sit still" were nonsense, because with the old pig behind him, "Aqiu" had never climbed 20 miles.
(End of chapter)