On the road, I saw a small battery swaying slowly and slowly, and its speed was definitely not much faster than the enlarged version of the "turtle".
Zhang Xiaoqiang was steering with his head in front, and Lao Zhu was sitting steadily behind him. With the "encourage" of a series of "traffic slogans", the two of them drove "Aqiu" through the traffic.
"Abide by traffic laws and care about life safety."
"Civilization will accompany you all the way, and peace will accompany you throughout your life."
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Along the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang unsurprisingly became the focus of attention again, and passers-by were surprised by this combination.
Especially the presence of the old pig. This guy not only sat with his legs crossed in the car like a human, but also put his hooves on Zhang Xiaoqiang's shoulders to maintain balance. His posture was no different from that of a human sitting in a car.
Just like that, Zhang Xiaoqiang carried the pig and drove the car little by little towards the rental house.
The originally 40-minute drive took him two and a half hours and it still wasn't over.
Finally, they were about to reach home, but Aqiu, who had been tortured all the way, was finally overwhelmed and turned his head to the sky with a "burp" and "hiccups" and turned off the engine.
Speechless!
I looked around and saw that it was about two or three kilometers away from the rental house. When Zhang Xiaoqiang was worried about what to do, the old pig in the back seat straightened his body and said with the unique political sense of a civil servant: "Comrade Xiaoqiang." Ah, your horse...didn't you feed it in the morning?"
Look, it’s better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books.
Although times are different, and although Lao Zhu has never seen a battery-powered car, he has traveled a hundred and eight thousand miles westward and gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships. How can he travel half of the world without any discernment
Lao Zhu pointed out the problem straight to the point: "Aqiu" is hungry.
But the question is where to find "food" for it at this juncture.
In the end, Lao Zhu was well-informed, and he made a very constructive suggestion: "I think it's better to do this, Comrade Xiaoqiang, the horse is also tired, and I am too tired to carry you. You are familiar with the road, just below. How about holding it and taking some of the burden off the horse?"
What a considerate pig! But Zhang Xiaoqiang always felt that something was wrong.
But before he could think about it, a pig's trotter tapped him on the shoulder: "Okay, it's getting late, let's hurry up and find a store to rest."
"Alas~" Looking at the leader, who was in full swing but had no intention of getting out of the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously reached out for the "Dragon Slaying Knife" inserted at his waist.
At that moment, he really had the urge to give the pig's white and tender neck a little blow.
Yes! You can treat me as a coolie, but you must not insult my intelligence! You said Y is just a pig, and you're still showing off to me!
If he hadn't considered the issue of the stability and unity of the two human souls, Zhang Xiaoqiang would have taken the old pig's sacrificial knife in the street.
Pushing the cart, Zhang Xiaoqiang struggled to hold "Ah Qiu" and continued moving forward.
About 300 kilograms of fat were pressed against the back of the car, which was like a hill. Zhang Xiaoqiang was as tired as a mule, and his mouth wailed "Yeah, yeah" from time to time.
Old Zhu habitually comments: "Comrade Xiaoqiang, how far have you walked? Why are you out of breath like this?"
nonsense! You come down, brother goes up, see if brother is out of breath
"Young people should pay more attention to physical education. Only with a good body can you devote yourself to study and life better."
uncle! When I was at my peak, I could shoot seven times a night. Have you ever shot a gun
"I think back on my journey westward, I, the old pig, killed demons and helped the poor all the way. What did I rely on? I relied on my body and tendons!"
fart! Without the monkey, you would have stewed pork vermicelli long ago!
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The old pig kept chattering all the way.
At first, Zhang Xiaoqiang would sarcastically say something secretly, but as time went by, he gave up struggling.
Isn't that a good saying? Life is like QJ. If you can't resist, then enjoy it.
Who the hell talks about Tang Monk again? I promise not to beat him to death!
After a difficult trek, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally pushed the cart into the street where the rental house was located.
Looking at the self-built rental house getting closer and closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt as comfortable as being immersed in the holy light.
When parking the car at the bottom of the building, an old woman who had just returned from shopping for groceries passed by Zhang Xiaoqiang and stopped to take a closer look.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was just about to ask his aunt if there was anything wrong, when he heard her sincerely praise her: "Oh, young man, you raised this baby really well. He is white and fat, and he will be a general in the future."
Your mother! After hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood dumbfounded on the spot.
What else can I say, I can only say that Auntie, you are too damn strong... This can all reveal your identity as a pig-headed marshal.
In order to avoid more trouble, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly led Lao Zhu upstairs. He was really afraid that the news that he had a child would spread among the neighbors early tomorrow morning.
But the old pig is different. He still maintains the style of a leading cadre, waving his hooves as if going to the countryside to inspect work, looking left and right, and making a few comments from time to time.
Later, when he finally got home, Zhang Xiaoqiang locked the door tightly and cut out the latch. He looked like a strange man who abducted young girls and prepared to carry out discordant activities.
After inviting Lao Zhu to sit on the sofa in the living room, Zhang Xiaoqiang had time to take a breath.
"Comrade Xiaoqiang, how are we going to eat tonight? I'm not a taboo person and can eat anything. Just bring me two kilograms of beef and add some rice and I'll pay for it."
As the saying goes, if you don't explode in silence, you will suffocate in silence. The anger accumulated along the way finally broke out with the old pig's untimely request to vent.
"Rubbing", Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed to the old pig with a vigorous step, raised his feet and stepped on the stool to push the latter against the armchair, then pulled out his waist with his backhand and "slayed the dragon", Yangtian shook his eyebrows and asked, "You know this?" What is it?"
"Knife!" The old pig looked horrified.
"Superficial! The name of this knife is "Dragon Slaying". It can cut B's at the top and kill ***'s at the bottom. I don't care if you were a marshal or a commander in the past. When you come to me, if you are a dragon, you lie down for me, if you are a tiger, you crawl for me. Here! If you pretend to be with me, I will turn you into an "encyclopedia"! Do you understand?"
Satyagraha, thanks Gandhi! Being bluffed by Zhang Xiaoqiang, Lao Zhu's leadership immediately weakened a lot, and he didn't even complain when he only had a bowl of instant noodles for dinner.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was tired after a long day, so he went to bed early.
He slept very deeply until some strange movements outside the door woke him up in the early hours of the morning.
After picking up the Dragon Slayer, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little relieved.
After taking two deep breaths, he tiptoed out of the bedroom.
When he got out of the bedroom, he was shocked by the scene before him, and his heart stopped beating instantly!
That is definitely the creepiest thing in the world!
It’s even more shocking than eating instant noodles without any seasoning packet!
Even scarier than buying a can without a pull tab!
Just one look at it will become your eternal nightmare!
Zhang Xiaoqiang saw a white figure lying on the toilet door in the dim light, sending yellow objects to his mouth one after another! !
That's right, the old pig is eating rice fields! !
(End of chapter)