"Brother Pig!? You... what's going on?" In front of his eyes, the old pig was holding his hand on the wall. Except for a thin pair of underpants, he was completely naked.
The first reaction in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind was: "Brother Zhu, are you going to... get a health care?"
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't get a reply from Lao Zhu. Instead, the latter staggered and fell down.
Zhang Xiaoqiang had quick eyes and quick hands, so he quickly took a step forward. Good guy... the old pig is quite heavy.
Even though Zhang Xiaoqiang had been fighting side by side with the fifth girl all year round, he felt a little powerless at this moment.
He was about to lose strength in his arms and the old pig would fall down.
Admired, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the sinking force suddenly dissipated.
Forget it, he subconsciously looked back and saw that the old pig had already appeared on the shoulder of the great sage.
Damn it, this guy is a real veteran driver, don’t accept it!
Regardless of his feelings, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly stepped out of the way and let the old pig and the great sage into the house.
When the lights in the living room came on, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but be shocked.
"Brother Pig, who made you do this?"
Just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't see clearly the old pig's face in the dark, but Zhang Xiaoqiang only saw his clothes being ripped off.
But now, the old pig is so miserable.
His face was swollen like a pig's head, uh, no... I should say it looked like a bun. In short, it no longer looked like a pig.
There is no doubt that even if Lao Zhu Health Care had not paid, the other party would not have made Lao Zhu look like this.
After waiting for about ten seconds, the old pig gradually stopped breathing heavily and stabilized.
"No, hehe, I'm fine. I'm going out in the afternoon. I didn't pay attention on the road and fell into a ditch."
Fell into a ditch!
Suspicious, Zhang Xiaoqiang approached Lao Zhu.
Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang's appearance, Old Zhu muttered: "What, Xiaoqiang, don't you believe your brother Zhu?"
"Your eyes are wandering and your lips are crooked. Brother Pig, you are a typical liar."
"I, everything I said is true."
"Come on Brother Pig, you know I have watched more than 600 episodes of Detective Conan, as well as The Mummy 1, 2, 3, 4, prequels, sequels, **, and Tongrengu's man. Don't say what you say, he is a dead man. I can tell the ages.”
"Xiaoqiang, why don't you believe what your brother Zhu said? Brother Zhu, I really fell into the ditch today."
"Okay, Brother Pig, you said you fell into the ditch, then let me ask you who did you go to see this afternoon?"
"this… "
"talk!"
"Okay, okay, do you remember the booster you chose for me last time? That person said that he wanted to increase the salary, but the details needed to be discussed in person. So..."
"So you went?"
"yes."
"Then what?"
"Then we discussed the details and signed the contract."
"that's it?"
"Of course. I was a little excited after that. You know my family is short of money right now. That person will give me an increase of 20,000 yuan a month. I was so happy that I fell into a ditch without paying attention."
"real?"
"Tsk, look, Xiaoqiang, what happened to you today? Do you really not believe you, Brother Pig?"
To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang also wanted to believe what Lao Zhu said, but Lao Zhu was really bad at lying. Do you think his face was like this after falling into a ditch
Besides, considering my body, how big is the ditch
It's such a big ditch, no matter how excited and distracted the old pig is, it's impossible for him to not notice it at all.
In addition, the events that happened one after another today and yesterday, as well as the warning given by Erpang in the afternoon, all reminded Zhang Xiaoqiang that the incident in front of him was by no means as simple as Lao Zhu said.
"Brother Zhu, you said you met with your employer. Well, give me his phone number and I will contact you."
"Hey, Xiaoqiang, I don't think it's necessary anymore. They are very busy, so let's not bother them. We just need to pay them when the time comes.
"Brother Zhu, if you don't dare to give it to me, I will talk to him directly online." This matter must be investigated, Zhang Xiaoqiang stood up and touched the computer more and more.
Seeing this situation, Lao Zhu was helpless and sighed: "Oh~, Xiaoqiang, why are you doing this?"
"Tell the truth, Brother Pig, what happened to you?"
Forced by Zhang Xiaoqiang's persistence, Lao Zhu had no choice but to confess truthfully: "This is what happened..."
In this way, the old pig Balabala told Zhang Xiaoqiang the whole development of the incident.
After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang's face turned gloomy: "As expected, I knew it was them!"
When the voice fell, Lao Zhu was also stunned: "Why Xiaoqiang, are they also attacking you?"
According to Lao Zhu's words, he was indeed asked out by his online power leveling employer. However, when he arrived at the place, what was waiting for Lao Zhu was not the sponsor who added money, but the thugs who had already laid an ambush.
The clothes on the old pig's body and the scars on his face were all given by the thugs who ambush him.
Smiling bitterly at Old Zhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded and said frankly: "Brother Zhu, it seems we have met the same group of people."
The Great Sage told the truth about his encounter with Lao Zhu.
This time it was Lao Zhu's turn to be stunned: "Hey, Xiaoqiang, I thought I was already miserable enough, but I didn't expect you to be like this..."
Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang helplessly shrugged his shoulders. He was just about to say a few words of emotion, but unexpectedly, the Great Sage was teasing him and said: "You idiot, Xiaoqiang is just a stranger, but you are so dignified that you have been humiliated by others." Armor abandoned, if this spreads out, won’t you embarrass me in my fight to defeat the Buddha?”
"Bullshit!? Don't you just stand and talk without your back hurting!? You don't know anything and just complain. Those guys can use magic. If they don't use magic, do you think I will be like this?"
"What? Can they use magic?" As we all know, heavenly beings coming from the soul world cannot use magic, otherwise they will be struck by thunder.
This is a very terrible punishment, even a great god in heaven cannot bear it.
The Great Sage curled his lips and said, "Don't listen to that idiot. About using magic, I think he made it up himself because he felt shameless."
"Hey, I made it up myself. Let me tell you, the spell that guy used was really powerful. At that time, they took out a slap thing from their pocket, and that's it..."
In order to actually demonstrate what he looked like at that time to verify his statement, Lao Zhu endured the pain and got up and performed PSS.
Zhang Xiaoqiang took a closer look and was stunned on the spot: "This is..."
"How's it going? Qiangzi, what I said is right! Oh, look, look, look, hey, what am I talking about, a monkey!? Even you are embarrassed, Xiao Qiang and even a mortal can see that this is a magic, you There is no response. What a little bitch, tell the great sage loudly the result of your discovery, and embarrass him!"
"This..." Touching his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the old pig, then at the great sage, and finally said something helpless: "That... Actually, we call that slap-sized thing... a gun!!"
(End of chapter)