This scene was such a test of one's mental endurance that Zhang Xiaoqiang could only stay there with the knife in hand, not knowing what to do for a long time.
Maybe he felt something was wrong behind him, so the old pig turned his head and was startled!
"cockroach!"
His eyes first fell on the "Dragon Slaying Knife" with cold light in Zhang Xiaoqiang's hand. The old pig couldn't help but trembled, and then his mouth covered with yellow shit twitched twice, and he said tremblingly: "Ahahaha, I didn't eat enough at night, so I didn't call you because you were sleeping soundly. I looked for it myself. This porridge is okay, but the taste is a bit bland. It would be nice if there was some meat... Uh, you are hungry too. Looking for something to eat? How about... let's go together? "
As he spoke, the old pig generously stirred up a mess of rice fields in the toilet and came out.
Looking at the yellow object passed by the pig's trotters, Zhang Xiaoqiang swallowed shamefully.
This is a rather embarrassing scene. According to traditional Chinese virtues, Zhang Xiaoqiang should not refuse the kindness of others.
But Zhang Xiaoqiang's true intentions... His right hand was trembling, his eyebrows were beating, and he had wanted to copy "slay the dragon" and kill the "***" several times.
But to be honest, you can't blame Zhang Xiaoqiang for being at a loss. After all, this is the first time he has encountered such a situation.
Although I read "A Hundred Thousand Whys" when I was a kid, there was nothing in it that taught people how to deal with other people's shit-respecting gestures.
Most importantly, Zhang Xiaoqiang is considering whether to explain the truth to Lao Zhu. He is worried that Lao Zhu will go crazy if he knows the actual situation!
After all, no matter what species the old pig is now, he used to be Marshal Tianpeng. If the old pig's bestiality gets stronger, Zhang Xiaoqiang feels that he will not be able to control it with the "Dragon Slaying" knife made in Hanyang in his hand. Place.
After hesitating, the old pig put the hoof into his mouth and took a mouthful: "What, you're not hungry?"
"Uh... Brother Zhu, let's not eat that. I'll cook instant noodles for you." Considering the safety of his own life, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided not to tell the truth for the time being.
"Don't bother. It's quite hard for you to pick me up in the afternoon. Go to bed early. There's a big pot here. It's plenty. It's hungrier than the instant noodles. By the way, what about..." The old pig clicked his tongue shyly: "If you don't eat, I will wipe them all out for you."
Speechless!
When Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the bedroom from the toilet, his heart was agitated, and he didn't fall asleep again that night.
The following questions are lingering in my mind:
First, how did the old pig find out that there was no meat in the rice fields
Second, how should I explain this to Lao Zhu
Three, is this rice cake really so delicious
To be honest, it was thanks to Lao Zhu that he controlled the latrine, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would have had to go to sticky bars to try the saltiness.
There was no words all night, and in a blink of an eye it was morning again.
Dragging his tired body, Zhang Xiaoqiang gingerly climbed out of bed and went to the toilet to take a look.
Good guy, the toilet that had been blocked for three days is now as clean as new.
Zhang Xiaoqiang swore that he had never seen such a clean toilet since he was born.
But this also caused deep trouble to Zhang Xiaoqiang. Looking at Lao Zhu's carefully cleaned "rice bowl", he really couldn't bear to solve his personal problems here.
Most importantly, he was afraid that the old pig would come to eat again. His little heart could no longer bear the impact of that cruel scene.
After weighing the situation, Zhang Xiaoqiang ran two miles away and spent 2 cents to solve his personal problem in a public toilet.
When I came back, the old pig had woken up.
Zhang Xiaoqiang thought about it again and again, and finally tried to explain to Lao Zhu that the flush toilet was not a job.
I thought that the old pig would be furious, but he was very open-minded: "I just said, "How can you cook such a big pot with a small body like yours? You dare to hold shit. But to be honest, the taste is better than soaking." You have a strong face”
After giving up the idea of trying it, Zhang Xiaoqiang patted Old Pig on the shoulder: "Okay, Brother Zhu, don't worry, we won't eat instant noodles in the future!"
It was somewhat beyond Zhang Xiaoqiang's expectation that the matter could be resolved so smoothly.
However, this incident also reminded Zhang Xiaoqiang that it is urgent to popularize common sense about modern social life in old pigs.
So, in the next 2 hours, Zhang Xiaoqiang systematically and comprehensively explained to Lao Zhu one by one how to use various electrical facilities and related life precautions.
Don't tell me, Lao Zhu is indeed an intellectual, and his ability to accept new things is extraordinary.
Except when he heard that computers must be operated with a mouse, he swatted the mouse to death as if it were a mouse; when he turned on the TV, he yelled at a monster and kicked the screen to pieces, he basically accepted the things of this world calmly.
It's just a pity that Zhang Xiaoqiang's 300 yuan high-definition spherical black and white color TV bought from the flea market... Alas, I can no longer drink beer and watch the news broadcast.
Holding the disemboweled Shuangfeiyan mouse, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the browser and planned to search for some more teaching materials for Lao Zhu to learn from.
"How to educate school-age children under three years old."
"What to do as a first-time parent."
"The sow's postpartum period..." Well, this won't work.
One after another, Zhang Xiaoqiang tried to find reading files suitable for Lao Zhu in the search box.
During this period, Lao Zhu was very quiet, which fully demonstrated the qualities that a senior intellectual should have.
In the end, Zhang Xiaoqiang chose "One Hundred Thousand Whys" as an enlightenment textbook for Lao Zhu to understand the world.
"Brother Pig! I have selected some information for you. Just take a look at it if you have nothing to do. The mouse is a bit out of contact now. If it doesn't respond, just hit it on the table. Now, that's it."
After giving a demonstration to Lao Zhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up his seat after Lao Zhu nodded and understood.
"Brother Pig! You study here first. I'll go back to the house and catch up on some sleep. I didn't sleep well last night."
"It's done, you go and rest and don't worry about me!"
After thinking about it carefully, there was nothing more to explain, so Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to the back room. After a while, he heard "bamboo percussion" crackling outside.
"Old man, are you there?"
"Haha, what's going on?"
"Why don't you explain to me how this old pig came to the human world?"
"Nothing, I just came here to experience life in the world."
"Then why is it attached to the pig?"
"This... came suddenly. I couldn't find a suitable human corpse that could be used for a long time, so I had to temporarily replace it with a whole pig body."
"I'll go! That's okay! How long do you plan to ask the old pig to stay here?"
"Well... the secret must not be revealed."
"Damn! You old boy did this to me again. Okay, let's not talk nonsense, what about what we agreed before, I will bring you people, and you can help me deal with Su Lengche, now You can tell me your plan."
After waiting for a moment, the old man stroked his beard, and then said something like a genius: "My plan is... you go to Lao Zhu for consultation. I am a professional in picking up girls."
(End of chapter)