Taking Lao Zhu to the kitchen, Zhang Xiaoqiang went over the use of liquefied gas and the actual operation of the rice cooker.
After the explanation, Zhang Xiaoqiang handed over the responsibility of making lunch to Lao Zhu.
Anyway, Y's is a second-level chef, so he doesn't have to use free labor in vain. Let's see if he dares to argue with his brother in the future.
Half an hour later, the food was served.
Looking at the two dark plates of weird monsters, Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused.
"This, this, this, what is this?" He said incoherently. The visual impact of the dishes in front of him was so damn great that Zhang Xiaoqiang almost lost his breath when he saw it.
"This is persimmon stewed with eggs," Lao Zhu said proudly, pointing to one of the plates.
"So, what about this plate?"
"Uh, I haven't named this plate yet. By the way, Xiaoqiang, what's that thing with the handle on it?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang thought about it with a grimace: "You are talking about chili pepper, right?"
(Note: There were no peppers in the early Ming Dynasty, so tomatoes were called persimmons.)
"Oh, Brother Pig, you don't even know what it is, so you dare to put it in it? Then... I, I want to ask you, are you really a Level 2 chef certified?"
"Yes! Why do you ask that?" Lao Zhu was a little unhappy about Zhang Xiaoqiang's question.
"Oh, no, it's nothing. What's your highest level?"
"Level 20, what's up, you want to take the exam too?"
"Uh-huh, Brother Pig, let's discuss something. I'll be the one doing the cooking from now on."
Zhang Xiaoqiang barely ate this meal, but Lao Zhu finished the whole rice cooker.
Seeing the scene of the old pig holding the rice pot and pulling it into his mouth, Zhang Xiaoqiang's heart never beat 180 miles.
"Hey, old man, you should take this thing away quickly. If he stays like this, I will have to go to the rooftop to drink from the northwest wind in two days."
"Hehe, no, remember what I said, serve these water friends now, and you will be of endless use in the future."
"Goodbye, old bastard. All my belongings are worth 50 yuan now. You can quickly find a way to get some money for me. Otherwise, I'm so hungry that I can't guarantee whether I'll stew the pig or not."
"Haha, you can try this. By the way, if a water friend from the soul world possesses the human world, it is not allowed to use spells and other abilities according to the rules. However, if the host's body is threatened, that is another matter. "
"Holy crap! Are you threatening me?"
"If you insist on thinking so, I can't help it. Again, what you are paying now will definitely not be in vain. Believe me, you will be happy after all the hardships."
"Damn! It's the same thing again, ugh~ Were you a pyramid schemer in your last life?"
Without answering, the old man disappeared.
After dinner, Old Zhu leaned back on the sofa with his hooves in the air, his fat belly bulging. After news for a while, Old Zhu straightened his body and said to Zhang Xiaoqiang seriously: "Xiaoqiang, are you busy this afternoon?"
"No? What's wrong?"
"Oh, that's it. If you're okay, let's go out for a walk... Life lies in exercise. I used to go to Nantianmen for a walk after dinner. Also, I want to get to know the life of you people here. This will also make it easier for me to give you advice on picking up girls."
move! This sentence moved Zhang Xiaoqiang the most since Lao Zhu entered this rental house.
"Don't say anything, Brother Pig, let's leave now."
The expenditure of ten kilograms of rice every day must be exchanged for some gain!
After leading the old pig out of the house and on the road, Zhang Xiaoqiang specially warned the old pig not to touch the ground with his hooves outside.
Just kidding, if these unscrupulous reporters see this, the headlines on all websites tomorrow will be: "A strong pig" in a certain place has a disabled body and a strong will, but learns to walk upright under the careful care of his "family".
But even so, Zhang Xiaoqiang still didn't dare to take Lao Zhu to places with too many people.
After all, Lao Zhu is not a living person, and everything here is too unfamiliar to him, so there is no guarantee that Lao Zhu will not do something weird.
After careful consideration, Zhang Xiaoqiang led Lao Zhu into a park not far from the school. This park is open to the public for free on weekends. The flowers and plants inside are also suitable for letting one's mind wander. He thought that nothing would go wrong in the park.
But sometimes it's hard to figure out God's thoughts. Zhang Xiaoqiang would never have thought in his wildest dreams that the arrangement he thought was foolproof would actually be the beginning of a fateful showdown.
Leading the pig, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked in the park.
Because it was the weekend, many nearby residents took their wives and children out for an outing.
Unsurprisingly, Zhang Xiaoqiang became the center of attention, especially those passers-by who were walking around with puppies. When they saw him walking around with a pig, they all responded with expressions of admiration: "Brother, you are so cool."
Anyway, he was used to this kind of attention, and Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't care. He just took Lao Zhu on a trip, and the two of them walked lazily along the paved gravel path in the garden.
When he reached a relatively secluded lawn, Lao Zhu suddenly stopped, raised his hooves and pointed at a billboard erected by the road, and whispered with a serious face: "Xiaoqiang, what has the monkey done that you want to arrest him for? "
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused. He turned his face and looked sideways at the billboard: Damn! The Return of the Great Sage promotional poster.
At this moment, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoqiang to explain to Lao Zhu, a familiar female voice suddenly came from behind: "Zhang Xiaoqiang?"
Then another voice came from the soles of his feet: "What a big flat peach!"
When the old pig saw the visitor, his eyes lit up and he could no longer walk.
Your uncle's! Look at your potential! Look... Emma, she’s really big!
Wearing a super-tight body-shaping shirt and flesh-colored stockings, Su Lengche looked as sexy as ever when dressed up today.
"Xiaoqiang! Pick her up! Pick her up!" Lao Zhu kept drooling and kept giving Zhang Xiaoqiang a stream of consciousness.
Just a random annoying voice interrupted the exchange between Zhu and Zhang: "Leng Che, is this your friend?"
"Oh, he's my classmate."
"Hello! Xiaozhang, right? My name is Qin Puze, this is the first time we meet."
brute!
Almost in unison, Zhu and Zhang came up with this idea almost at the same time.
"Haha, Xiaozhang is quite interesting. You keep a pig as a pet. I wonder what kind of pig you are?" After finishing speaking, I heard two dog barks in the air, and then a little VIP walked over with his head held high.
Afterwards, he shook the hair on the top of his head quite gracefully, and then glanced at the old pig with disdain, obviously looking down on the fat Bajie.
"Chinese garden pig." Zhang Xiaoqiang answered casually.
"Ah, haha. It turns out to be a native pig. Why haven't I seen it before?" Qin Yuze showed a playful smile.
An exaggerated kid like him usually likes to tinker with strange things.
I just saw Zhang Xiaoqiang walking a pig. I thought it might be some foreign rare breed, but I never thought it was a domestic pig. When I looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, I immediately looked at it with contempt.
The master is like this, let alone his pampered little guest.
As if he felt his master's call, the little distinguished guest walked proudly in front of the old pig with his neatly trimmed hair straightened out, and then howled twice in a "barking" way.
This was a naked provocation. Zhang Xiaoqiang subconsciously glanced at the old pig crawling on the ground.
Seeing that Lao Zhu was as calm and composed as an old cadre, I couldn't help but feel a little admiration.
As expected of a leader, he has high self-cultivation, and he can tolerate this.
Unexpectedly, before this idea was settled, a violent stream of consciousness flashed through my mind:
Your grandson! I'll kill you!
(End of chapter)