Under the scorching sun, among the green grass, the 300-pound Bajie jumped up and hit the honored guest on the back of the head with his hoof.
"Tentacle Slam!"
"Savage collision!"
"Breaking bones and tendons!"
"The raptor swings its tail!"
"Demacia!"
… Emma, I can’t make it up anymore!
Anyway, the scene was fucking horrific!
When everyone came to their senses, the little distinguished guest who was so arrogant just now was already paralyzed and his mouth was crooked.
If you don't do it, you won't die! Don't pretend to be B, or you will be attacked by a pig if you pretend to be B!
"You grandson! Even if the roaring dog sees the old pig, I have to call him grandpa. You dare to make trouble in front of me even if you are a green onion!"
Looking blankly at the little distinguished guest on the ground who was taking in less air and outgoing more, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't help but feel a chill running down his spine.
Thinking about everything he went through with Lao Zhu last night, and even threatened him with a knife, it was a shame that Lao Zhu didn't tear him apart.
Brother Pig, I promise never to mention pork stewed vermicelli again.
However, what surprised Zhang Xiaoqiang was that when faced with such a bloody, violent and sudden incident, Su Lengche, a woman, remained indifferent and calm, as if nothing had happened.
This girl is indeed a cold freak.
Then, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard a horrifying howl that shook the earth and pierced the sky above the quiet and peaceful park: "Ah!!"
Xie Xun: Who is using the "Lion's Roar Kung Fu"? (question mark question mark)
Guan Yu: Secondly, this girl is quite similar to your heroic appearance back then. (appreciation)
Zhang Fei: It's too bad. I roared Xia Houjie to death, and this man roared to death like a dog. (disdain)
Xia Houjie: Shit! Big-eared thief, I died that day due to typhoid fever that caused insufficient blood supply to the brain, resulting in paralysis of the limbs and then a slow heart rate and I couldn’t even take a breath! (depressed)
Zhang Fei: You are my grandson! (despise)
Sun Tzu: Who is @ me? (inexplicable)
"Zhang Xiaoqiang! Look at the good thing you have done!" Su Lengche leaned down and stroked the dying little guest, with a look of concern on his face.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was also a little at a loss about this. He did not expect that things would develop like this.
At that moment, he scratched his head in embarrassment and said apologetically: "Well... I'm really sorry. It's a misunderstanding. It's all a misunderstanding."
"Misunderstanding!? Kick my dog to death. You told me about the misunderstanding! I'll kick you to death, you little pig!" As he spoke, Qin Puze flew up with his long legs without any warning, and kicked the old pig wherever he was lying. past.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was just about to rescue him, but he didn't know that the old pig jumped 3 meters away with a belly weighing about 300 kilograms. After settling down, he pumped his hooves and kept swinging towards Qin Puze.
It seems to be saying: Come on, grandson! I'll give you a kick!
Flexible fat man! It’s so damn relieving!
Inspired by the old pig's fighting will, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was used to pretending to be cowardly, also got into trouble this time. He lowered his head and took a step forward, raising his hand to make a stop motion.
When he looked up at Qin Puze, he couldn't help but be shocked!
monster!
The "high-definition large-screen monitor" was now covered with white snowflakes. Qin Puze's face turned pale, and he was obviously mad at the old pig.
It's no wonder that a master like Qin Puze, who is arrogant and accustomed to being arrogant, can't stand being teased like this by a pig.
After calming down his "horrified" mood, Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully advised: "Brother Qin, if you have something to say, please calm down first."
"Who do you think you are!? Are you worthy of being called a brother to me, Qin Puze? That little pig of yours killed my dog. Today it must! Die!" Two eyes almost popped out.
To be honest, Zhang Xiaoqiang originally planned to negotiate with Qin Puze to resolve the matter. After all, the old pig beat the dog first.
But now that he said such humiliating nonsense again, Zhang Xiaoqiang decided to do it for once!
"Haha, since Brother Qin asked me what it is, well, I'll tell you! My name is Zhang Xiaoqiang. Like you, I was born in Xinjiang, grew up under the red flag, ate rice, and drank Yangtze River water. My brother has grown so big , there is nothing else, but one thing is absolutely unambiguous. That is, no matter what time, this national integrity cannot be lost. The same goes for my pig. I told you before that he is a Chinese pastoral pig, but you are a "local pig" "Screaming, your foreign dog ran and wandered in front of him. I am a pig with a strong self-esteem. He felt that your dog was laughing at his identity as a Chinese pig, so he was angry and moved. So objectively speaking, he was doing this to protect himself. We have dignity in China. Of course, if Brother Qin has to beat me up to relieve his anger, I won't stop him. I am a reasonable person. You can hit him if you want, as long as you can touch him."
Stepping out of the way, Zhang Xiaoqiang signaled to Qin Puze that he could start his hunting at any time.
What's even more annoying is that the old pig is still shaking his legs provocatively.
"Zhang Xiaoqiang, you..."
"That's enough! Why are you still arguing there? Hurry up and call someone to rescue the dog!"
Su Lengche's coquettish shout interrupted the confrontation between the two men. Qin Puze glared at Zhang Xiaoqiang fiercely, and then walked quickly to Su Lengche.
To be honest, for a rich man like him, a dog is nothing.
The reason why he brought a dog out today was because he heard from the last chat that Su Lengche liked small animals, so he sent someone to buy one from Europe at a high price, just to please the goddess.
I never thought that within two days of this dog arriving home, he would be fucked by a pig for the first time when he went out. A dead dog is a small thing, but it is a big deal that he, Young Master Qin, loses his face in front of the goddess.
Ignoring Qin Puze's angry glare, Zhang Xiaoqiang followed closely to the scene of the incident, glanced at the precious soldier dog who had only a few breaths to live, and sighed softly: "You blame me for this, brother Qin, what do you think we should do? "
"What should I do? Do you know that my dog has very little money? I can't even afford to sell you and that dead pig together!"
Oh shit! And what the hell, supporting actors can't say fresh lines these days.
Undoubtedly, Qin Puze was pointing his nose and scolding Zhang Xiaoqiang for being inferior to a dog.
Even if Zhang Xiaoqiang is feeling useless at this moment, it’s hard to calm down his anger!
"Can you please stop calling it useless and quickly find a way to save it?"
"It's gone, Leng Che. Don't blame me. I'll buy you a new one later."
At this moment, when Zhang Xiaoqiang was at a loss as to how to end this farce, a red stream of consciousness suddenly flashed through his mind.
Zhang Xiaoqiang clicked on it and took a look...it was from Divine Doctor Hua.
This dog is still breathing. Use the twelve needles of the holy hand I gave you to open his menstruation and protect his meridians.
With Doctor Hua's advice, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was still worried and at a loss, suddenly felt confident.
He sneered twice, and then said seriously: "No matter how you say it is a life, giving up until the last moment... seems too inhumane."
On purpose, when he heard this, Qin Puze immediately turned his face: "You are quite good at talking! Then tell me where to find a veterinarian to save it now?"
At this point, Zhang Xiaoqiang sent a stream of consciousness message to the old man. The latter immediately met and took out the Twelve Needles Card of the Holy Hand.
At the same time, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked forward slowly and said leisurely as he walked: "If you keep a pet, you must be responsible for it. If you can't even do the most basic treatment, it is contempt for life. Such people are not worthy of being pet owners. !”
After saying this, Zhang Xiaoqiang flicked his fingers and twelve silver needles glowing with glory suddenly appeared in his palm.
(End of chapter)