After the bus arrived at the station, Zhang Xiaoqiang got off the bus depressedly with 10 yuan in his pocket.
At this time, the night is getting dark, and many families are gathering in front of the TV to enjoy the rare leisure after a busy day.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked up at the bright moon in the sky and sighed: Oh, let's go to the supermarket to carry two bags of rice first.
When we arrived at the supermarket, the lights inside were bright, and the high-power incandescent bulbs made the entire room look like daytime.
Customers pushing trolleys can be seen everywhere. They are talking and laughing, carrying large and small bags of things from the shelves. The sweep is no less than that of the "Eight-Nation Allied Forces" and "the devils entered the village".
Zhang Xiaoqiang's purpose was very clear. He rushed straight to the grain, oil and non-staple food section on the second floor, scanned the price tags, and finally settled on the bulk rice section that was rarely visited by people. He then weighed 40 kilograms of the cheapest Northeast Silk Rice.
After finishing it, I picked up two bags of pickled dried radish and a pack of toilet paper. Then he went straight to the cashier counter, found an aisle where there were not many people, and rushed in.
In front of him were two gentlemen, one of whom bought a box of Durex.
When Zhang Xiaoqiang stepped forward to pay the bill, my dear, two full bags of rice were placed on the table. The weight was quite shocking!
"First, sir, do you have a membership card?" Apparently frightened by Zhang Xiaoqiang's domineering attitude, the waiter stared at the two bags of "sandbags" in front of him in shock for two seconds.
"No."
Then listen to the sound of "Didi" scanning the code.
First two bags of rice, then pickled dried radish, and finally... toilet paper!
At this time, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt that the cashier's eyes were a little complicated when he looked at him, and there seemed to be a hint of sympathy.
Why is this
Anyway, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't figure it out. His instinctive reaction was that the other person was probably conquered by his handsome appearance.
So after paying the bill, he walked up to the elevator with a very handsome step while carrying two bags of rice. After standing still, he loosened his hands and let out a long breath... Your mother's rice is too damn heavy.
Fortunately, the rental house was not far from the supermarket. Zhang Xiaoqiang left the supermarket and hurried home.
By the time he reached the alley, he was as tired as an asthma patient.
Suddenly, there was the sound of flint hitting the dark street corner, and a few red lights flickered on and off like the ghost fire of hell.
Seeing such a scene, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately concluded from his rich "tragic history" that the group of people opposite him were definitely not "good guys".
"When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack; when the enemy retreats, we pursue."
According to Mao Zedong's sixteen-word "secret meaning" of guerrilla warfare, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately and decisively changed direction, and then fled in the opposite direction carrying two large "sandbags".
snort! Want to rob me! ? I am a real man who has been robbed 100 times!
With a "sarcastic" laugh, Zhang Xiaoqiang followed the "big yellow duck" who was cheating, swaying left and right and ran as fast as he could.
But at the last moment when he was about to rush out of the alley and escape, several more figures appeared and blocked his way.
Holy shit! Got kidnapped by "GANK"!
At this dilemma, Zhang Xiaoqiang did not panic. After all, he was also an experienced veteran.
Now hurry up and get ready step by step.
First of all, he took inventory of his belongings as quickly as possible so that he could better cooperate with the robber when he made relevant "requests" later.
Secondly, carefully recall the technical essentials of "crouching like a tiger", so that even if the other party "warmly entertains" you, you will at least have the means to deal with it.
Finally, there is the spiritual level, which is the so-called willpower.
Famous historical figures such as Han Xin and Gou Jian emerged in Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind one after another, and at the same time he kept mentally hinting to himself: A little impatience will ruin a big plan. If you take a step back, the world will be brighter, and you will be a hero again thirty years later.
"Hey, boy! I've been waiting for you!"
The voice of teasing at the back of the alley sounded familiar. Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around, glanced at it with furrowed eyebrows, and asked uncertainly: "Uh... do we know each other?"
"You kid won't forget me so soon, will you?" As the figure kept getting closer, Zhang Xiaoqiang took another look under the moonlight. When he saw this, the "Second Master" couldn't help but shrink back: "It's you!!"
With a wretched shoehorn face, even if the visitor turned into Gray Zhang Xiaoqiang, he would not be able to forget it.
The other party was the "silly" thief on bus 234 who pointed at his "Second Master" and pulled him hard! !
"Haha, I finally remembered it." The silly thief sneered in relief.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked back and forth and saw that the opponent had completely blocked his escape route.
"What, you want to run?"
"Hehe, that's not the case...ah, the moon is so round today!"
"That's right! You will see later that he is not only round but also red." As soon as Sha Que said this, his companions were immediately excited, and they all laughed like a rooster crowing.
Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a sad face: "Brother, let's talk carefully! I don't have any grudge against you. We are in the car today. There is nothing I can do about it. You..."
"Stop fucking nonsense!" Li shouted, interrupting Zhang Xiaoqiang's words. Silly Que took a step forward with a cigarette in his mouth: "If you dare to block my way of making money, I think you are impatient!"
"Oh, no, no, brothers, everything is open to discussion. What do you want me to do?" At this point, life-saving is the most important thing.
"What should I do? Make up for the losses suffered by my brothers today, otherwise don't blame my brothers for being rude!" As he spoke, Shaque waved his hand and made a butterfly knife.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the opponent's knives flying around, swallowed his saliva, and secretly cursed in his heart: "Cut him! Cut him!"
"Hey! Damn it, you think you're farting when I say this! If you don't want to die, hand over the money!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang, who was concentrating on the "mental attack", immediately blurted out: "Talk about money, it hurts your feelings."
Sha Que jumped up when he heard this: "What the hell did you say?"
Seeing that the sword was about to kill, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally came out of his fugue state, and took out the remaining 5 yuan of belongings from his pocket as quickly as possible, and then raised it high in the air: "Here's the money." !!”
Silhouette was so frightened by his shout that he stood on the spot and shouted loudly: "You're kidding! You're getting a red card! Who are you scaring with this shout?"
After venting his anger, Shaque looked up to the sky. The moment his eyes came into contact with the 5 yuan note, the corners of his lips twitched involuntarily: "Huh! Huh! Boy?"
"Oh, brother."
"What are you giving away to the beggars! 5 yuan? Is this how you compensate for our losses? Why do you look down on us? Do you know that my brother also earns dozens of yuan every minute? Do you want to "shit"?"
The knife was dangling in front of his nose, and Zhang Xiaoqiang's little heart was beating incessantly. If he were dragged to do an electrocardiogram now, there would be no guarantee that he would be able to complete "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".
"Oh, no, brother, I, I didn't mean to look down on you. I know you are technical talents, but I... haha, isn't it because I am short of money recently?"
As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his trouser pockets inside out: "Look, you see, I really have no money. These 5 yuan are all my living expenses. If you take them, I will become a proletarian."
(End of chapter)