"Stop talking nonsense to him! This kid didn't see any blood and thought we were joking with him!"
"Oh! Don't bother me!" He waved his hand to stop the man standing next to him. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around in panic, then pointed at the two bags of rice on the ground and hurriedly continued: "Brother, if you don't have much spare money, how about these 40 kilograms of rice? Take it, it’s from Northeast China, it tastes great.”
"Isn't it enough?" Seeing that Silly Que, the man and others had no intention of taking it, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly took out the two bags of pickled radishes held under his left arm: "Also, there is this, rice with side dishes, it is also very good. Not bad, you can go back and try."
The silly people were still stuck in place. Zhang Xiaoqiang, helpless, could only hand the roll of toilet paper hidden in his left hand to everyone with tears in his eyes: "How about you take this too? Haha, eat, finish eating, that's okay Wipe your mouth."
Shaking, his shoulders were shaking involuntarily. If he looked from behind at this moment, he would really think that Sha Que was so moved that he was sobbing.
"You've had enough fucking life, haven't you!" Silly Que's sword dance suddenly stopped, and the blade was pointed straight in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang's nose.
In an instant, Zhang Xiaoqiang was frozen on the ground like a wooden stake. He only opened and closed his mouth and trembled, muttering: "Brother, don't be angry. I, haven't I been cooperating with you in your work?"
"Don't talk nonsense to me! Hand over the fucking money! Otherwise, don't blame me for the white knife that comes in and the red knife that comes out."
"Brother, I really have no money! All my belongings are here."
Looking at the butterfly knife that Sha Que was getting closer and closer to, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt like crying without tears.
He does have a pig at home, but the problem is... Oh, wait, or give them the old pig.
In this way... not only can the crisis be resolved, but it will also save you the headache of having to eat every day in the future.
Kill two birds with one stone, I'm so damn smart.
After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly shouted: "Yes, yes, brother, I think, I remembered it. I, my family has a pig, just in the small building over there. You go over and take him away and sell him later." Drop it, it’s a few thousand yuan.”
He raised his finger slightly and pointed at the small rental building a hundred meters away. Zhang Xiaoqiang was somewhat proud of his ability to adapt to the situation.
But I never thought that Sha Que took a quick look, and instead of relaxing, the expression on his face became even more ferocious: "Raising pigs!? Raising pigs in a residential building!? You really fucking treat these brothers as fools!"
Oh my God! O earth! The older generation’s summary is correct!
Facts tell us once again, never argue with fools, because they will first lower your IQ, and then defeat you with their rich experience.
Zhang Xiaoqiang really wanted to get rid of Sha Que, but he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to defeat so many people on the other side.
At this time, the old man said leisurely: "Hey, what are you afraid of? Are you treating the gifts given to you by your water friends as rubbish?"
The words woke up the dreamer, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was suddenly shocked!
yes! Brother is a peerless master who possesses "Jeet Kune Do", "Lion's Roar Kung Fu", and "Dog Beating Stick Technique"!
Just a few thieves... I'm afraid of a bird!
This man! Once you gain confidence, the momentum around you will immediately become different.
He also felt that something was wrong with the way the young man in front of him looked at him. Silhouette raised his knife alertly and asked, "What the hell are you looking at? Do you want to die?"
"Brother! Zi once said: Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately. Both Mei G and Gu B have shaken hands and made peace. We don't have any big grudges, so there is no need to fight with each other. Now, with these 5 yuan, you Take it, I'll treat you brothers to tea."
After hearing this, Sha Que started to tremble again. The man behind him finally couldn't stand Zhang Xiaoqiang's idiotic behavior and rushed forward with a baseball bat.
Looking at the man who was charging down the mountain like a fierce tiger, Zhang Xiaoqiang once again raised the 5 yuan note in his hand and shouted: "Stop!"
"What the hell do you want to do?"
"I just want to ask, do you have to fight against me, Xiaoqiang, today?"
"You're so damn stupid! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I will stop wandering on the street in the future!" The man rubbed his lips and teeth, as if he wanted to crush Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"In this case, there is nothing we can do. I will give you four package options here."
"You are selling mobile phones! You also have package options!!"
"Don't worry, I've been trapped here by you, and you're still worried that I might run away. Listen carefully to what I have to say. Believe me, this will be very helpful to you."
Several gangsters were fooled by Zhang Xiaoqiang. It is estimated that this is the first time they have encountered a master who did not forget to promote business after being robbed.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't waste any time. He got straight to the point and went straight to the point: "Package 1, let's get together and have a good time. You walk on your Yangguan Road, and I'll walk on my single-plank bridge. Everyone goes back to his own home and finds his own mother."
Seeing that the gangsters were about to attack, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly continued: "Package 2, I will fight you with my bare hands, but I have never used this boxing technique before, and I may not be able to control the strength well. Don't blame me if I break your legs or feet."
The gangsters' eyes were filled with tears, and Zhang Xiaoqiang shrugged his shoulders angrily: "Package three, I'll use a weapon. You may be able to live with this, but don't worry, just give me a small branch. Use an iron rod. I’m afraid of someone’s life.”
The heavy breathing of the gangsters could be heard faintly in the air. Needless to say, they were quite angry.
"Package four is the most unique. I think you will also like it. I don't use weapons or fists, I just use my mouth to fight with you."
"Well, this is the basic situation of the four packages. You can discuss it. If you are ready, tell me and we can officially start the fight."
Have you ever seen some small mobile phone stores in downtown areas
Whenever weekends and holidays come, they will lay out a red carpet on a large stage, and then find a master of ceremonies to "cry and howl" excitedly on the stage to promote their own products and packages.
Under the stage, a group of ordinary people crowded together to grab the plastic bags and other small gifts distributed for free by the store.
The scene in the alleyway now is basically the same as the above. Zhang Xiaoqiang is the excited master of ceremonies, and Silly Que plays the role of the common people.
But now this group of people seems not to be particularly satisfied with the merchant's "activities". After Sha Que completed a series of shoulder shakes as usual, he bared his teeth and said coldly with a smile on his face: "Hmph! Hmph! Okay!" Damn it! Did you hear that? He wants to greet us with his mouth!? Okay! Brother is standing here today, I want to see how you greet us with your mouth!"
The last sentence almost burst out from between the teeth.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang snapped his fingers: "OK, choose package four! The old man must have heard what he said, "Lion's Roar Skill" equipment!"
"Okay, got it! You kid, be careful later. Be careful not to shatter the window glass next to someone."
(End of chapter)