"Pretending to be a ghost, do you think you can get away with it!?" Shaque looked around and saw no one else appeared, he curled his lips and said with a teasing smile.
At this time, the old man had just finished equipping the "Lion's Roar Technique", and Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly felt a surge of power in his body, which felt quite reassuring.
"Boy! Are you fucking ready? If you don't do it, we're going to get killed!"
As he spoke, Shaque waved the butterfly knife in his hand in demonstration.
Zhang Xiaoqiang smiled slightly, rubbed his hands harmlessly and said, "I'm ready! Which of you will try first?"
"Me!" Silhouette paused with his knife in his hand and stepped forward contemptuously.
Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded, and then followed up: "When I say "fall" later, you will fall. Do you believe it?"
Shaque laughed loudly: "Haha, if you can do it, I will call you uncle!"
"Forget it, uncle! Let's still be the eldest brother."
"you… "
"Down!" Anger poured into his Dantian. Before Silly Que could finish his words, Zhang Xiaoqiang opened his "lion's mouth" and shouted softly.
He had compressed the word "inverted" because when he performed the "Lion's Roar Kung Fu", Zhang Xiaoqiang found that a fan-shaped cross-section area appeared out of thin air in front of him.
At the moment, he used his mind to adjust and compress it to the extent that it could only wrap up "Silk".
The sound of "falling" is closed, and when you look at "Si Que" again, it's like a green onion falling straight up and falling to the ground.
Damn it! This is so awesome!
Looking at the scene in front of him, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also shocked by the power of the "Lion's Roar Technique".
Then he calmed down and excitedly moved to the remaining bandits: "Who? Who's next?"
At this time, the baseball man who barely reacted looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang, then waved his hand as if he had seen a monster, and shouted in horror: "Quickly retreat! There is a fucking expert here!"
"brush!"
In a blink of an eye, the originally crowded alleyway was reduced to Zhang Xiaoqiang standing alone. All the gangsters disappeared without a trace under the man's greeting.
well! I'm depreesed! Why don’t today’s robbers have any professional qualities
Brother has taken off his pants, is this all you want to do? We agreed to have a group fight, and we agreed to play together!
Lowering his head in disinterest, Zhang Xiaoqiang was just about to carry the rice bag home when he found "Si Que" still lying upright on the ground.
After hesitating for a moment, in the spirit of humanitarianism, Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed a rice bag and sat on it.
About 5 minutes later, "Si Que", who was stunned by the sound wave, finally woke up.
"You're awake!"
In his eyes, a big smiling face was slowly approaching.
"Si Que" looked at it confusedly, then suddenly shook as if a needle was stuck in his butt, then rubbed his legs and quickly backed away.
His surprise made Zhang Xiaoqiang very depressed. He tried his best to act like a "saint" who saves the world and helps people, and said softly with a smile: "Come on, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you. "
The hair on the top of his head stood on end, and Silhouette looked as if he had just been struck by lightning. He stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang with frightened eyes. It was obvious that the latter's previous "lion's roar" had left an indelible mark on him.
"Big, big brother, I, I, it was me who was wrong, little, little. I, I, my cigarettes, the money... will all be given to you. Uh, if brother is interested, I, I will give them to you later. Get a girl."
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head, stood up and walked to Silly Que.
After leaning over and squatting down, he reached out and took out the "soft bag" that Sha Que had put in his chest: "Cigarettes are poison. Smoking them is equivalent to chronic suicide, so it's okay not to smoke them."
Putting it into his trouser pocket, Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at the sky piously: "Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will?"
Then, he took out his wallet from "Si Que's" trouser pocket, took out all the bills inside, and then stuffed it into his pocket. While stuffing it, he gave a serious lesson: "Money is the root of all evil. This is why society is so dirty today." It’s caused by the smell of copper. From now on, you will be like me and become a person who regards money as dung.”
"As for women..." Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed heavily: "The word "sex" has a knife in its head. Since ancient times, beauties have brought disaster. I don't dare to be interested in women."
After the words fell, "Si Que" subconsciously protected his chest and timidly muttered: "Uh, man, I only show off my skills but not my body."
Speechless!
Now that "Si Que" has woken up, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is extremely benevolent and righteous, does not need to continue to "guard" for him.
Standing up, Zhang Xiaoqiang left.
Unexpectedly, before taking two steps, I heard "Sha Que" behind me suddenly shout: "Wait a minute."
Zhang Xiaoqiang turned his head and gave him a questioning look: "What else do you want?"
"Si Que" was coy and coy, and it took him a long time to squeeze out a sentence: "Well, what, big brother, it's dark and the road is far away, can you throw a coin for me and take the bus home for dinner?"
After the calamity of the Dao and the "nothing", "Stupid Que" can be regarded as a "wonderful flower" that has never been seen before or since.
When he returned to the rental house, it was almost 9 o'clock. Zhang Xiaoqiang opened the door and entered the house. It was pitch dark inside, which made him feel a little strange.
The thought in my mind was: Where did the old pig go? Did he return to the soul world? If this is really the case, then it would be Amitabha who would be merciful.
After putting the rice away, Zhang Xiaoqiang went to the bedroom and turned on the wall switch. When the light came on, Zhang Xiaoqiang was startled.
I saw that the old pig's limbs were "big", uh... to be precise, they should be "wooden", lying on the sofa with his back, and his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling. (Don’t ask why it’s wood. If you don’t understand, ask an experienced driver for advice.)
I go! This couldn't be the same thing as yesterday, right
Seeing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly rushed over, holding the pig's head while shaking it and shouting: "Brother Pig! Wake up! Brother Pig! You are the Messenger of the Purifying Altar, Marshal of the Canopy, Commander-in-Chief of the Galaxy Fleet, and Heaven's Logistics." Minister, you can’t just hang your hair over a piece of shit!”
While shaking, Zhang Xiaoqiang faintly heard a sound coming from the pig's mouth.
He looked up and saw the old pig staring at him with a distracted expression.
Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't dare to delay, so he put his face close to Old Zhu's mouth and choked with sobs: "Brother Zhu, if you have anything else to explain, just tell me."
The old pig's chest rose and fell a few times, and he said two words with a weak breath: "I'm hungry~"
Speechless!
20 minutes later, Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on the board in a daze, holding a small bowl as big as his palm.
Opposite him, the old pig was holding a rice pot for cooking and holding a spoon.
This is already the third pot of rice he has cooked, and he is about to see the bottom of the 20 kilograms of rice.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt quite emotional:
Why don't guys like "Stupid Que" believe him... There is indeed a pig!
After eating, Zhang Xiaoqiang went to bed early. The experience of this day was really exciting and rich.
(End of chapter)