On Monday, Zhang Xiaoqiang lazily climbed out of bed. As soon as he opened the bedroom, he heard the pleasant voice of the female host on the radio chanting seductively: "If your skin color is pink and the hair on your face is soft and soft, it means you are very healthy..."
Depend on! They are selling cosmetics again. These radio stations these days are so unscrupulous. They give knowledge lectures on the surface, but they actually do small marketing advertisements.
Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked straight out of the bedroom. As soon as he reached the corridor, he saw a white figure in the toilet swaying from side to side.
Zhang Xiaoqiang's hair stood on end when he saw this posture... I'm going! The old pig will never...
Thinking of some possibility, Zhang Xiaoqiang rushed forward in two or two steps, shouted at the top of his voice to stop him: "Brother Zhu! Stop fucking!"
Hearing this, the old pig shook his body and suddenly froze, then slowly turned his head.
The moment his eyes met Old Zhu's, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped back two steps.
"Emma! Monster... No, uh... who are you!?"
The old pig looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang who looked horrified and frightened, and said with a look like you should have said: "Me? Old pig."
"Brother Pig?" He looked uncertainly at the creature in front of him, and finally Zhang Xiaoqiang confirmed: "Brother Pig, what's wrong with your face?"
"Hehe." The old pig touched his cheek with some embarrassment. At this time, his huge pig face turned pale, just like the heroine in the ghost movie: "You guys have such bad air, I won't be able to come here next time." To take care of my skin, I heard on the radio yesterday that the facial cleanser was good, so I thought about trying it, and I really feel much better after applying it.”
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for half a second after hearing this, and then pointed to the radio and said: "Brother Zhu, what is mentioned above is all deceptive. Oh wait... That's not right! I haven't bought any facial cleanser!"
He raised his eyebrows suspiciously. As an otaku, it is already a luxury to be able to use soap. As for facial cleanser... it's a waste of money.
The old pig looked like "you're bluffing me again", stretched out his pig's trotters and put them in front of Zhang Xiaoqiang: "I found them all, isn't this it?"
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around with a confused frown, and saw a row of large characters on the surface of the thing that read: "Healthy smiles come from Crest."
Bursting with sweat!
Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly stepped forward and snatched the toothpaste from Lao Zhu's hand, and then explained to him the difference between toothpaste and facial cleanser.
That's all, he was going to give an actual demonstration, but after seeing the old pig's face, he decisively chose to give up.
"Brother Pig, please take care of yourself slowly. Don't believe what that thing says in the future."
Alas, this information now... is killing people!
With steps in hand, Zhang Xiaoqiang turned around and left. He heard the melodious music on the radio before he took two steps. Then the female host's seductive voice announced: "Okay, listeners, thank you for listening to "Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture". We will see you at the same time tomorrow..."
After explaining the relevant situation to Lao Zhu, Zhang Xiaoqiang went out and walked towards the school.
Now that graduation is approaching, it is a critical time to accumulate credits. Because he was too lax in the past, Zhang Xiaoqiang's comprehensive credits are still far from reaching the standard, so now he has to go to the classroom to collect the points needed for graduation.
The first two sections are appreciation of historical figures. This is an elective course. The purpose of Zhang Xiaoqiang's choice of this course was to inspire him to study hard and make progress every day in school through the growth of historical celebrities.
It's just that the development of things later deviated slightly, but Zhang Xiaoqiang did use the elective time to learn more about the deeds of some historical celebrities...such as the great descendant of the royal family "Kevin IV"; the five-second real man "Man Sandao" ;The Infinite Sword Master "Master Yi" and so on.
Of course, in addition to the above reasons, another factor that made Zhang Xiaoqiang make this choice was that the name of the substitute teacher for "Appreciation of Historical Figures" on the elective course form attracted her.
"Liu Xinran" looks like a graceful and elegant young girl at first glance.
But the reality is always so cruel. When Zhang Xiaoqiang sat in the auditorium classroom with full expectations for the first time and saw the "beautiful teacher" of his dreams, he almost spit out blood.
At this time, Professor Liu was chattering in the middle of the podium with a voice that was comparable to that of an old woman.
Her topic today is to comment on the merits and demerits of Qin Shihuang.
Now we are talking about Qin Shihuang's construction of the Great Wall.
As we all know, Lao Qin killed many people and made a girl cry in order to build the Great Wall.
This somehow stimulated the old professor's G-spot. Her posture on the stage... she was foaming at the mouth, dancing around, and squirting like crazy! Those who didn't know thought that the old Ying family had a grudge against her ancestors.
Zhang Xiaoqiang originally found it interesting, but then he lost interest. Out of boredom, he found a book and put it in front of his head and slowly fell asleep.
Logically speaking, this is nothing. Who has never slept in a college class
But the problem is, Zhang Xiaoqiang's body doesn't just belong to him.
Professor Liu was still there criticizing the various actions of the First Emperor, from building the Great Wall to burning books and humiliating Confucian scholars; from planning the construction of Epang Palace to searching for elixirs all over the world. As the topic deepened, she became more and more excited, and finally almost reached a state of selflessness. , but little did they know that the students in the audience lacked interest.
Some were in love, some were playing with their mobile phones, and a few bold ones started fighting with landlords in the back row. Of course, most of them were sleeping.
But no one noticed that in this "happy and peaceful" atmosphere, a young man's body shook involuntarily. When it got intense, there was only a "pop" sound... Zhang Xiao stood up from his seat fiercely. stand up!
“Bold!!”
A loud scream filled the room with silence. The fat man who was closer to Zhang Xiaoqiang dropped the popsicle he had just opened sadly to the ground.
Before anyone could react, Zhang Xiaoqiang rebuked with force and solemnity: "I! Destroy the six kingdoms, unify writing, currency, weights and measures, and establish centralization of power! Every day I annotate hundreds of kilograms of memorials. You said I am building the Great Wall?" I wasted my life and wasted my money. I did it to strengthen the border defense. It was a great achievement that could be done once and for all and benefit future generations! The construction of Afang Palace and Lishan Tomb showed the strength of our great Qin Dynasty! Burning books and humiliating Confucians was to consolidate the throne! I burned them They are all books that deceive the public, and they are all charlatans! As for finding the elixir of immortality... As the founding emperor and a monarch of a generation, I have a lot of unfinished business. Is there any problem in finding some elixirs to protect myself!? "
The loud voice echoed in the auditorium, and the aura that erupted around Zhang Xiaoqiang was majestic to the world.
Those students who were secretly moving below were all stunned at this moment, and Liu Xinran looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with a confused look on her face.
Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoqiang waved his right arm and finished angrily: "How dare a mere unscrupulous person judge me! Come on, drag me out and cut off the owl's head under the steps!"
(End of chapter)