After returning home, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard a series of violent keyboard and mouse clicks as soon as he opened the door.
What are you doing
With some confusion, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked to the living room.
As he stepped forward, he saw the old pig with a cigarette in his mouth, his feet on the corner of the stool, and a pair of small eyes staring intently at the computer screen.
What a relief! I didn't expect Lao Zhu to be so enthusiastic about learning, but what happened to the cigarettes
Just as he was about to ask, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced inadvertently, and his jaw immediately dropped to the ground.
Damn it! League of Legends!
Yes! You heard it right! The old pig is not learning any scientific and cultural knowledge. At the moment, he is fighting in the League of Legends world.
This scene had a big impact on Zhang Xiaoqiang. He had heard of an 80-year-old man playing games, and he had also seen his 3-year-old nephew at home who was amazing, but a pig messing with League of Legends in front of you... can only be said to be a bird. Yes, there are all kinds of woods.
"Brother Pig, where are you masturbating?"
"Yes." The old pig responded casually with full concentration.
"How did you find this game?"
"Oh, I was studying, and a window popped up saying "League of Legends, be your hero", so I clicked on it."
Depend on! Pop-ups are killing people!
"Haha, can you play?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked with a hint of fun.
"It's okay, but this "mouse" is not very obedient, so I have to pat it all the time." The old pig complained in a somewhat complaining tone.
"Haha, it's okay, Brother Zhu. When I have money, I'll buy you a new one." After making a bad check, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked to the computer with interest and prepared to give the old pig some guidance. After all, he had also done it before "High-end" players with 500 human-machine games.
"What kind of hero are you playing?"
"Teemo."
While talking, Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the sound coming from the speaker: "Legendary!"
At that moment, he silently put away the prepared words of experience and said with twitching lips and teeth: "The fight was pretty good."
Lao Zhu puffed out the smoke ring leisurely and said in a low-key voice: "Just work together, my teammates are great in this round."
"Haha," Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed twice, pointed at the screen and said, "Why did you remember to use Captain Teemo?"
"It's awesome." The old pig replied concisely and concisely.
"Ah? Why do you think so?"
"It's said online that you can lose in team battles, but Teemo must die. That's why it's powerful."
"Uh... actually..."
"The main thing is that it throws mushrooms, which is very annoying to me."
"Throwing mushrooms? Are you angry?" Zhang Er scratched his head in confusion, and Zhang Xiaoqiang asked again inexplicably: "Are the two necessarily related?"
The old pig smiled meaningfully and did not answer.
At this time, the old man said "tsk tsk" twice: "Haven't you heard the fable about Zhu Bajie eating watermelon?"
Speechless!
Dinner was still served under the old pig's astonishingly large stomach. After dinner, Zhang Xiaoqiang had used up all the 40 kilograms of rice he bought yesterday, but even so, the old pig was still only half full.
In order to prevent the old pig from doing something extraordinary when he was very hungry at night, Zhang Xiaoqiang had no choice but to go out and went to the supermarket to carry 40 pounds back.
He could never forget the way the camp collector looked at him when he left. He looked like he was looking at a monster... uncle! Never pay at the same collection counter next time.
Lying on the bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang stared at the ceiling. The gentle breeze outside the room made the envelope on his chest rustle. Now he finally had time to think about the problem Su Lengche left for asking for help.
To go or not to go
go? Can my skills save others' lives? Don't look back and make no progress. It will make people laugh.
Not going? It must have left a bad impression on Su Lengche. After all, this was the first time that the ice beauty opened Jinkou's invitation.
Oh, it’s so nerve-wracking!
The dilemma made Zhang Xiaoqiang very depressed.
At this time, the old man said: "Boy, do you know what your biggest problem is?"
"What do you mean?"
"You, you like to make excuses for yourself in everything. It's good to weigh the pros and cons, but why should you deny yourself if you haven't tried it? If you want to achieve something big, why don't you dare to take risks? Besides, you want to date Su Lengche "In terms of money, status, and looks, you can't compare to Qin Puze in any way. If you don't work hard elsewhere, why should other girls have a crush on you?" The old man hit the nail on the head without being polite.
Zhang Xiaoqiang curled his lips: "This... I can't do it with money, but my looks..."
"Stop talking about things that everyone on earth knows! Now the girl has posted a message for you. This is an opportunity. You have to seize it. As long as you can successfully save her grandfather this time, not only Su Lengche will I miss you so much that even her family will have a good impression of you. If you miss this, I can only send you a message."
"What?"
"Rotten wood cannot be carved."
"Damn! I understand what you're saying, but the problem is that I'm not a doctor, and I haven't learned any medical skills. Even though I have the "Twelve Needles of the Holy Hand" from Doctor Hua, I'm afraid... "
"You're a great man. You've lost a big scar on your head. Besides, I'm not beheading you. What do you have to be afraid of? You don't have to believe in Doctor Hua's medical skills, but what's wrong with giving it a try? Acupuncture won't kill you. If she really can't be cured, I believe Su Lengche won't blame you. After all, even the medical science in your world can't save her grandfather. She must be mentally prepared. But if you go and do it, at least it means you tried your best. These things The Su family will see it, and if you are successfully rescued, won’t that show your ability even more?”
After listening to the old man's lobbying words, Zhang Xiaoqiang pondered for a while: "According to you, there will be no harm in my going here?"
"What do you think?"
"Okay! I'll just listen to you once and take time to go there on the weekend." Zhang Xiaoqiang clasped his palms together and finally made a decision.
Hearing this, the old man stroked his beard happily: "You can teach me."
"Come on! Stop guessing, I'm telling you, hurry up and find a way to solve the money problem for me. If you continue to feed this old pig, I will have to sell myself later!"
"Yawn~" He raised his head and let out a haha. Then the old man waved his sleeves and said, "Oh, I'm tired. Let's take a step first."
"I'm going! Come again!!"
In the days that followed, everything was calm. Su Lengche never contacted Zhang Xiaoqiang again, nor did he find anyone to confirm the rescue details. This made Zhang Xiaoqiang a little depressed, and thought to himself:
What do you mean? Ask me for help, just drop a letter and forget about it? According to the TV series, the heroine should cry to the hero for help with snot and tears. After that, the hero opens his heart to comfort the heroine, and then in the dead of night, everyone is as happy as a hotel.
But now this interpretation... What a weird situation? Why don't you play your cards according to the routine
Later, Zhang Xiaoqiang asked someone to inquire and found out that Su Lengche was out of town for an audition with some crew.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was even more heartbroken when he received this news.
This is already burning your ass, and you still go out to audition
If you really want to take pictures, just come to me. I am very good at f*cking with two people in one room.
Soon, the week flew by, and the weekend that Zhang Xiaoqiang had been waiting for finally arrived...
(End of chapter)