The Greatest Anchor in History

Chapter 53: Thirty-six ways to beat a dog with a stick

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"Bang!" His back hit the tricycle, and Zhang Xiaoqiang was knocked upside down.

"Damn it! You're still showing off to me, come on, get up..."

Rosacea Just halfway through the word "come", I suddenly heard a strong wind blowing from the side.

Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his head and saw the old pig with a large iron chain bouncing up from the ground. The 300-kilogram heavy body was like an unloaded cannonball and rushed straight towards Rosacea.

In an instant, Rosacea's frail body was overwhelmed and fell to the ground. He then let out a hoarse howl, then closed his eyes and turned away.

So fucking terrible! In a blink of an eye, Lao Zhu used his physical advantage to win back the victory.

"Say what you have to say! Why are you taking action? You made a mistake by not paying, and now you hurt my brother. You must apologize!"

I have to say that Lao Zhu is still very well-educated. When things got to this point, he could still bear the temper and tell the truth to the nine golden flowers. However, Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had been punched, no longer had such a good temper.

He slowly climbed up from the ground while holding on to the tire. His nose was red, swollen and hot, and a trace of red blood hung from the corner of his lips. Needless to say, he suffered a big loss just now.

"Brother Pig! There is nothing to talk nonsense with these people! Leave me alone and kill them!"

We do not take the initiative to beat dogs, but if a dog bites you, you must fight back, otherwise it will keep chasing you.

This is the experience summed up by Zhang Xiaoqiang, a low-level woman who has been bullied for many years.

In the past, when he pretended to be cowardly and resigned, it was because he was incapable and had no choice.

But now... whoever bullies me, I will beat him until he kneels down and sings conquest.

"This...isn't good." Old Zhu looked embarrassed: "No matter what, I am still a cadre of heaven. Beating people like this in the mortal world...that is a violation of discipline."

Damn it! So what happened when you kicked the "little VIP" last time

I didn't expect that Lao Zhu would be so stubborn. Watching TV series, Ya doesn't seem to be a person who follows rules and regulations.

Why did the chain fall off at the critical moment

And just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was thinking about how to mess with Lao Zhu, Ma Gan in the "Nine Golden Flowers" finally couldn't bear the surging bastard energy in his body.

He took advantage of the old pig's distraction while he was talking, sneaked up from behind, and slapped the old pig on the back of the head.

Immediately, the strong force slapped the Ximen pot lid wig on the top of the old pig's head to the ground.

Immediately, the field fell into silence for about ten seconds.

Then, the remaining eight of the "Nine Golden Flowers" all looked up to the sky and laughed as if they had been tapped on their laughter acupoints!

"Ah haha, this pig head is still bald!"

"Damn, he's so ugly."

"Damn pig! You are lucky to meet these brothers today. I will give you a free plastic surgery later!!"

His chest was rising and falling violently, and Zhang Xiaoqiang could clearly feel the old pig's heavy breathing.

He knew that Lao Zhu was a precursor to a volcanic eruption, and now he was short of fire.

so…

"Brother Pig, you may not understand some of the rules when you first arrived in the human world. We have only one rule when it comes to dealing with people here. I won't offend others if they don't offend me. If someone offends me, I will offend them!"

He deliberately added an accent to the last sentence. Zhang Xiaoqiang originally wanted to say a few more words to enlighten him, but he never thought that the old pig's nose would burst out and he would groan... Then Zhang Xiaoqiang heard the classic line:

Grandson, I will kill you!

The old pig woke up! Zhang Xiaoqiang was excited! What I thought was: Now the "Eight Golden Flowers" are completely finished.

At that moment, he turned around, with his head in the sky and his feet on the ground. The corners of his lips formed a perfect 45-degree arc, and he slashed horizontally with his right hand toward the "Eight Golden Flowers" on the opposite side:

"If you dare to offend Brother Xiaoqiang, I will beat you... eh?"

Halfway through his words, Zhang Xiaoqiang choked up. The development in front of him seemed a bit...

According to Zhang Xiaoqiang's script, the awakened Marshal Tianpeng should move his hooves and kill all directions. Not to mention reaching peak combat power, but at least much stronger than the "Kung Fu Panda".

But the reality is... there is no sign of Lao Zhu at all.

Later, when Zhang Xiaoqiang listened carefully, he was surprised to find that the uncle's old pig was being surrounded by "eight golden flowers" and being "kicked in a circle".

"What the hell did you just say?" Ma Gandiao turned around and looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang with an evil smile.

Zhang Xiaoqiang's mood is quite complicated at the moment!

What kind of situation is this? The majestic commander-in-chief of the Galaxy Fleet, a marshal-level immortal general, was actually "kicked" by a group of ruffians... Is there still love in this world? Can we still play quickly

How did you say that? Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

Now there is no hope for Lao Zhu, so Zhang Xiaoqiang can only rely on himself.

"Boy! If you don't want to die, kneel down for me! Call me grandpa three times, maybe you can save your life."

"Haha, you've watched too many novels and TV shows, so you can't make up some new words? What... Recently, there is a funny novel called "The No. 1 Anchor in History" that recommends you to read it. There are many life stories in it that will be of great help to your future life. Helpful.”

"Damn it! I see you're getting impatient!" Seeing that Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't know what to do, he made a crackling sound when he squeezed the joints in his hands.

"Brother Pig, can you still hold on?"

The old pig snorted twice.

"Hey, brother, let's discuss something. Let me go, Brother Pig, and come to me if you have any problems. How about that?"

"Who the hell are you? Are you the only one who has the time to care about others!? I tell you, either kneel down and kowtow to me to admit your mistake, or you two won't even think about leaving today!" As he spoke, Ma Gan kicked him hard. Sitting on Zhang Xiaoqiang's tricycle, the additional iron plate was dented in time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways and sighed softly: "Why bother? There is a road to heaven if you don't take it, and there is no door to hell if you step in... Old man, give me the equipment, I'm going to fight the dog."

"Okay, the thirty-sixth dog-beating stick method is equipped!"

Raising his face, Zhang Xiaoqiang met Ma Gan's stern gaze and said with a slight smile: "Let my friend go, then kneel down and sing Conquer. This is your last chance!"

"Haha, haha! Did you guys hear that? This guy is giving us a chance... Damn it, who do you think you are!" Without any warning, Ma Gan's profile that had just been turned back to straight, and then Also coming is his fist, which is full of power.

"Damn it! Saints will not be hit twice by the same move!" Zhang Xiaoqiang took out the wooden scale for weighing with his hand. Zhang Xiaoqiang handed out the shaft, and first used "Pull the dog up to the sky" before turning the hemp pole. The arm bounced out, and he took a step forward, then continued "Hit the Dog's Head with a Stick" in the air.

After finishing the move, he looked at the pole again, his eyes turned white to the sky, and then the spear slid to the ground.

"I say it again, let my brother go! Otherwise, don't blame me for beating the dog... hmm?"

It was a bit inconvenient to hand out some weights, so Zhang Xiaoqiang struggled to dismantle them, and then said softly: "Uh, where did I just say... Oh, right, otherwise don't blame my dog-beating stick for not having eyes!"

(End of chapter)