In the shot, the door of the beauty salon was shattered into pieces, the interior was in a state of disarray, and all kinds of hairspray and lotion were splashed all over the floor. The whole scene looked like it had just been swept by a storm. To describe it in four words: "It's terrible."
At this time, the scene suddenly shifted, and a voice-over said: "Let us interview the clerk who was attacked by the busboy tonight."
"Hello, are you a clerk in this beauty shop?"
A girl with a pockmarked face nodded in horror: "Yes, I am."
"Can you please describe to us the scene?"
"It's so scary. I was washing a customer's hair in the corner when I saw a pervert wearing a red windbreaker and jump briefs barging in. Then our store manager went up to stop him, and was... just... him. Uh-huh."
As if he had been greatly stimulated, the pie-faced man suddenly burst into tears.
At this time, the scene shifted again, and what appeared on the screen was a tall and bald man. The tall and thin man was also quite emotionally unstable. His A-shaped face was now full of confusion.
"Hello, you must be the manager of the beauty shop, right?"
The A-shaped face looked blankly at the microphone in front of him.
"Don't be nervous. Can you tell us what the criminal suspect did to you at that time?"
The A-shaped face remained silent and stared at the microphone as usual, waiting for the host to ask another question. Then the A-shaped face burst into anger and said: "Is there something wrong with you? Oh, can't you see that this person is hurt now? And you asked him what he did to him? What... you're so scared, my black hair was cut off by that pervert!"
"Damn! The woods are getting bigger these days and there are really all kinds of birds. I've heard of Jie Hair Salon having sex, and this is the first time I've seen this guy from Jie Hair Salon shaving his head." Zhang Xiaoqiang dropped a piece of fat cow and threw it in casually. In his mouth, with the sound of chewing, the outdoor scene turned into a surveillance video.
"This is the indoor surveillance video of the beauty shop that our reporter just obtained from the Criminal Investigation Brigade. Now, I would like to ask Luo Yi, the captain of the Criminal Investigation Brigade in charge of this case, to summarize the entire case for the audience."
At the beginning of the video, everything in the salon was peaceful. A few shop assistants were bored on the seats, some were playing with their mobile phones, and some were looking at impurities.
At one minute and fifty seconds, the first customer entered.
After that, several more came one after another.
As a result, the store started to get busy.
At the ten-minute mark, a man wearing a cape and briefs suddenly broke into the scene.
Since the surveillance camera was in black and white, it was impossible to see clearly the color of the man's clothes, but Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately identified the man's identity from the characteristics of his clothing.
Superman! ! Grass! Completely superman!
In the whole world, the only person who dares to wear underwear or a cloak and wander around in the street, except for the lunatics from the Fourth Courtyard, is Superman.
The next scene is very cruel. Superman presses the A-shaped-faced store manager who is trying to drive him away on the table. After that, he picks up the "weapon" on the table and skins him without any explanation.
The scene was quite eye-catching, and almost instantly the "arrogant" bird's nest of the kung fu store manager was completely shaved off.
Superman did several similar things. When it was over, he left a patch of "chicken feathers" and disappeared from the sight of the surveillance cameras.
"Weird! This guy is just weird!"
"Needless to say, judging from the way that guy used the knife, he must have had a pedicure."
"Hey, brother, why are you so sure?"
"Haha, it's so exciting to have a pedicure at Chengtou. If you have time in the future, you can come and sit at our place."
A man wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt began to hand out business cards to the diners at the table one by one.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was so sweaty after seeing him! These days, it’s really everywhere, with advertisements everywhere!
"The public security organs are currently investigating this case. I believe that the suspect will be arrested and brought to justice soon. Please don't be nervous nearby residents. Our station will follow up on this incident and report it."
"Nowadays, the social atmosphere is really getting more and more chaotic. People are doing all sorts of crazy things."
"That's right, the news last week was that a monster broke into the car show in broad daylight and smashed a lot of cars."
"Yes, yes, I have seen it. Good guy, the merchant lost a lot of money that time."
"Oh my god, this incident was caused by the same group of people."
"Hey, isn't it said that aliens have sneaked into the earth?"
"Well, yes, I pay a lot of attention to this aspect. I looked at NASA's latest cloud map and found that the newly discovered "Sabi star" has been acting strangely recently. The rumors are probably true."
…
A piece of news gave the diners something new to talk about, and everyone at the table was talking nonsense.
Zhang Xiaoqiang even heard about the legendary "1999" Earth Defense War. (Young friends who don’t know can use Google Baidu to search.)
Shaking his head, Zhang Xiaoqiang was also impressed by everyone's rich imagination and idle energy.
Grass! I'm just a fan of Superman, what's there to discuss, ugh~.
When Zhang Xiaoqiang raised his chopsticks and was about to ladle soup into the bowl, Lao Zhu said out of nowhere: "That person looks familiar."
"Ah?" Confirming that he heard correctly, Zhang Xiaoqiang's right hand holding the spoon stopped in mid-air: "Brother Zhu, what are you talking about? Do you know that person?"
"It looks familiar to me too?" The old man also suddenly sent out a stream of consciousness.
Now Zhang Xiaoqiang was confused: "What the hell is this situation? What do you two mean? Do you both know that person?"
"It's not that we know each other! It's that we look familiar!" Just as they had agreed upon, the old man and the old pig corrected Zhang Xiaoqiang's words together.
"I'll go! Let's not be too fussy at this time, okay?"
"Okay! But that word is "flaw"!"
Speechless!
"It's done, I was wrong! Let's tell you what happened." Zhang Xiaoqiang put down the spoon and looked at the old pig.
Lao Zhu wiped his lips and said seriously: "Don't you think the person today is very similar to the person who reported on the last auto show?"
"Does it look like it?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked casually: "Just like in the last surveillance video, a whole black shadow was jumping up and down, and the front wasn't even photographed. Can you see that person's face clearly?"
"Can't see clearly!" they said in unison again.
"Idiot! That's not the case anymore. I can't even see my face clearly. How can you confirm that we are the same person?"
"Feel!!"
After being stunned for a while, Zhang Xiaoqiang knocked on the table depressedly: "Am I interested in playing in a group on a hot day?"
"Xiaoqiang, has Brother Zhu ever played with you since we came into contact?"
If you think about it carefully, there really isn't.
The old pig gets rid of a little more every day, turning into a "cow" that bows its head and becomes a coward.
Not only does Zhang Xiaoqiang not have to worry about anything, but he also relies on his crafts to make money to support his family. He is truly worthy of the saying, "What you eat is grass, what you squeeze out is milk."
"OK, since you all said that he looks familiar, there must be an identity. Tell me, according to what you two see, who could that person be?"
The old pig took the chopsticks from the table and moved his thumb and index finger together, causing the chopsticks to spin on the table.
Immediately afterwards, he slapped his pig's trotters on the table and solemnly said four words: "Fighting and defeating Buddha!!"
(End of chapter)