"Uh~" Zhang Xiaoqiang's head hurt when he opened his eyes.
He struggled to sit up, looked around, and found himself lying in the school dormitory.
"Hey, wake up, Xiaoqiang." In front of the computer desk, Er Pang turned around with panda eyes.
Zhang Xiaoqiang looked around, and sure enough, the fat man masturbated again last night: "How long have I been asleep?"
"You... It's been almost ten hours. What happened to you last night?" The second fat man pulled a chair and mopped the floor to Zhang Xiaoqiang's bed.
"Something happened, so what...how did I get back to school?" Touching his sore head, Zhang Xiaoqiang's last memory was of leaving the Royal Club and vomiting violently, and then passed out.
"Damn it! You don't even know this? Your Y was sent back by some men yesterday. Those guys didn't look like good guys at first glance. But they are quite interested in you. Oh, wait, I said you should It can't be..." After glancing around, the Erpang suddenly leaned over and whispered mysteriously: "You are not being taken care of by some shady boss, are you?"
He was slightly startled, and then Zhang Xiaoqiang, who had offended, slowly punched Erpang: "Shit! Damn it, I was tricked by that kid Qin Puze yesterday when I was working part-time."
"Working to make a living!? You still said you're not a duck!!" When he was three feet away, the fat man's big face was filled with fear.
Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed angrily, but now his head was dizzy and he was really in no condition to act poor with the second fat man.
"By the way, have they delivered my eDonkey?"
"Well, it seems so. I was so fucking scared at the time that I thought it was some player I killed who sent people to seek revenge, and I didn't pay attention to anything else. You can go back to the parking lot and take a look."
"Okay, okay, you're just a brass-level person seeking revenge on someone else!? Are you going to reimburse someone for their travel expenses?"
Pushing Erpang away, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped out of bed. As soon as he landed, he was shaking around like he was floating.
Damn it! This stamina is too great, right? Why didn’t Wu Song feel the possession at that time, and why were the sequelae so serious afterwards
After more than ten hours, Zhang Xiaoqiang still felt hot all over and his throat was dry.
The old man jumped out to explain at the right time: "This is a normal thing. When Wu Song was possessed, his soul took over your body, so all the sensory organs in your body are controlled by Wu Song, and you will naturally not feel any discomfort. On the contrary, wait for you After regaining control of your body, the situation Wu Song caused before will be postponed to you, which is why you are hungover now."
"I'll go! No wonder my bones seemed to fall apart after using the dog beating stick method last time. This should be the reason, right?"
"Haha, congratulations on how quickly you answered. That's right. The abilities provided to you by the "Destiny Card" are all time-limited. Within the limited time, you won't feel strange, but once the time passes, due to your own functions, However, those things that are beyond the body's tolerance will react on you with discomfort of one kind or another."
"Damn! Isn't this the same as killing a thousand enemies and injuring yourself eight hundred... Isn't there any way to overcome it?"
Good guy, this is just a martial arts secret book. When you learn the magical skills in the future, if you use it once, you will not be able to stay at home for half a year
"Haha, it's not that serious. The reason why you feel uncomfortable when playing the "Destiny Card" now is because your physical fitness is too poor. There is no way to overcome it... "
"Ah? Really? What kind of method is that? Tell me quickly!" Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly became interested.
This is just like when a patient takes medicine. Everyone in the world knows that the medicine is partly poisonous, but if someone tells you that there is a way to eliminate the side effects of the medicine, it would be difficult for anyone with a normal brain to stay calm.
The old man stroked his beard like a worldly expert, and then said leisurely: "It's very simple, exercise."
"Damn! I knew it!"
After taking two big gulps of cold water, Zhang Xiaoqiang shook his head, said hello to Er Pang, and walked toward the campus parking lot.
The campus is a bit calm on the weekends. At this juncture, everyone is either out in the "bloody storm" or "sleeping with their heads covered" in bed. In short, life is so colorful, but it has nothing to do with study.
Zhang Xiaoqiang sometimes feels sad for the wasted years in the past. He thinks to himself: If he had insisted on not going to the damn elementary school to report when he was six years old, he would have become a UFO by a large group by now.
Looking back now, Han Chuang has been studying hard for decades, from trigonometric functions to calculus, from Aboba to ABCD. He can be said to have read poetry and books, but what's the use
It’s not that you don’t know how to build an atomic bomb, and you don’t know how to HOWDOYOUDO and HOWAREYOU when you encounter crooked nuts.
On the contrary, I have profound knowledge in things that are not taught in school, such as the extreme survival skills of how to survive for a week with 3 yuan; such as the cross-border pleasure skills of having a simple conversation with RB friends;
From the above, it is not difficult to see that there are big problems with exam-oriented education. It completely stifles children's creativity and nature.
In schools, parents have always hoped to instill a sense of teamwork and fighting spirit in their children, but what is the result? Nothing accomplished!
It wasn't until a game called League of Legends came out that the world saw hope.
In this game, children learn how to collaborate with each other.
In this game, children understand the fighting spirit of people in towers.
In this game, children learn the horror of low education.
So, children's shoes, do you want to get rid of the deception of primary school students? Then study hard, get admitted to a prestigious university, and find your own team of 5 people.
Arriving at the parking lot, Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately found his car.
It stands to reason that there are at least thousands of cars in the school. These cars are of various types, ranging from bicycles to motorcycles, and it is almost impossible to find them at a glance.
But Zhang Xiaoqiang almost stepped into the parking lot with his front foot, and immediately saw the special e-mule with the coffee shop logo on it.
Why, you ask? Because the small electric stove was placed in the most conspicuous position, next to the guard room.
Not only that, there was a circle drawn with chalk around the car, and a cardboard stood outside the circle. On the cardboard were four big characters: "Special Parking Space!"
Needless to say, it must have been the hands of Long Er's gang to create such a huge battle.
However, this saves Zhang Xiaoqiang a lot of trouble. After all, he is not in good health right now. He is looking for a car here with his dazed head pointed at him. It is estimated that he will not do anything else this morning.
Arriving at the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang took out the keys.
Just as he was about to unlock the door, he heard a sharp knock on the glass of the guard room: "Hey! What are you doing! Didn't you see the card?"
Turning around, the doorman ran out of the room.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was also shocked by the other party. You should know that this guy is not that diligent at all. Because of his "dedication", the school's car was stolen every now and then.
Therefore, the opponent's current behavior is like facing a formidable enemy, which really makes people confused about the situation.
(End of chapter)