"What's wrong? Is there something urgent?" Seeing Zhang Xiaoqiang ending the call, Su Lengche approached and asked.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang hurriedly waved his hands as if he had done something wrong and was afraid of being cashed out: "Uh, no, that... this... actually... ah! Yes, my aunt is coming, yes, that's it."
Out of desperation, Zhang Xiaoqiang blurted out.
After Su Lengche heard this, a big "Are you sure" appeared on his face: "Your aunt... is coming?"
"Well, yes, I guess it will only be these two days." Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded, and took a pinch of salt for his wit: "Ah, then, there is a cinema there, let's go there quickly."
Hard work paid off, and Zhang Xiaoqiang finally caught a glimpse of a large theater.
So excited! After listening to Er Pang's teachings just now, Zhang Xiaoqiang realized for the first time that there were still many doors in this world that he had not yet opened.
He also understood for the first time that cinema can still be played "that way".
Let me unleash the ancient power that I have accumulated for more than 20 years tonight.
Leading the ice beauty, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked toward the entrance of the theater with a sword and a golden horse.
But as soon as he reached the door, he suddenly stopped.
I go! What the hell is going on!
As far as the eye can see, there are men and women dressed in strange clothes.
The flow of people consciously divided into two sides, each holding a symbolic flag.
Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced sideways at the ice beauty beside him, and found that she also had a confused look on her face.
Oh, forget it, it’s important to do the right thing.
After finally finding a movie theater, Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't want to go awry midway. He had to strike while the iron was hot to get his grand plan off the ground.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I stepped through the door of the theater, the non-mainstream crowd, which had been relatively peaceful, suddenly became commotion and became excited.
"Brother, you look like you belong to our tribe. Come here to sign in and buy tickets."
"Beauty, you are an alliance elf, you are so beautiful. Come here and buy a ticket."
…
Within a short distance of about ten meters, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Su Lengche were like small sails floating in the ocean, being pulled east and west.
Problem, Zhang Xiaoqiang's dull brain couldn't figure out what the crowd was saying.
What tribe, alliance? What World of Warcraft? Aliens have taken over the cinema!
After shaking off the crowds on both sides, Zhang Xiaoqiang walked towards the nearest ticket office.
There was a burst of cheers from behind.
A bunch of bastards! !
"Sir, welcome to the tribe."
Depend on! Are the medicines that sell tickets brainwashed
"Sir, you want some movie tickets for the World of Warcraft premiere."
Zhang Xiaoqiang snorted, and when he heard the name, he didn't know the movie: "No World of Warcraft! Give me two of the latest Hollywood blockbusters: Bumpman vs. Little Monsters."
"Ah?" The conductor was stunned and stared at Zhang Xiaoqiang as if he were a monster.
Hahaha! See it! This guy was shocked by his high-end atmosphere.
"What's wrong? Don't tell me I don't have a ticket!"
"No, sir, I think you may be mistaken. The only movie released in major theaters recently is World of Warcraft, and there is no Bumpman vs. Little Monster."
"This... how is this possible? Don't fool me. The computer kept popping up a small window two days ago. Mr. Bodo, starring ***, is about humans fighting alien monsters. It's a blockbuster!"
Hearing this, the conductor's eyebrows twitched slightly, and then he leaned closer and whispered: "Brother, your computer has a virus. The film number is NS-SB250. You can go back and search for it on the magnet link."
"Wow, what an old driver!" Zhang Xiaoqiang, who suddenly realized what he was doing, admired sincerely.
The conductor smiled lightly, waved his hand calmly, and then replied seriously: "Ahem, uh... If you want to watch a **** battle, actually... I recommend you to watch this World of Warcraft, this historical film Magnificent…”
The conductor Yang SaSa spent five minutes explaining the macro history of Warcraft to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
From the formation of the Titan universe to the betrayal of Sargeras.
From the Well of Eternity to ancient wars.
Zhang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a while when he was told what was said. Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and took out two hundred yuan and slapped it on the table: "Brother, don't say anything anymore. Let's take two."
Good guy, it’s not easy to watch a movie these days. You have to receive ideological and historical education before the screening.
"Have you bought it?" As soon as Zhang Xiaoqiang came out, Su Lengche asked anxiously.
It seems that she was also pestered by the enthusiastic audience on the left.
Zhang Xiaoqiang nodded decisively, then showed two World of Warcraft tickets in his hand.
Unexpectedly, as soon as his palm came out, it was pulled into the air by a strong force.
"Blood and thunder! Power and glory!"
"We are the Forsaken!"
“May the wind guide your path!”
…
"For the Horde Lok'TarOgar!"
When one side finishes singing, the other side comes on stage.
The tribe in this group had just finished shouting, and the alliance in that group immediately counterattacked.
"May the Holy Light be with us!"
"In Alan's name!"
"For the honor of the king!"
…
"For the alliance!"
"Tribe! Tribe! Tribe!"
"Alliance! Alliance! Alliance!"
The people on both sides of the field were as excited as chicken blood, and the slogans were shouted louder and louder.
Zhang Xiaoqiang had no idea why the people in front of him were so excited, but under the influence of such an impassioned environment, a fire was burning in his heart unknowingly.
Finally, Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't hold back the urge to shout. At that moment, he raised his other arm and shouted: "Demacia!!"
Have you ever seen someone suddenly fart loudly in a closed car
A similar scene is going on in the cinema hall right now.
As Zhang Xiaoqiang shouted these words, the originally agitated crowd seemed to have clicked the pause button and fell silent.
Immediately, there was silence on the field, as quiet as death.
Then everyone turned their attention to Zhang Xiaoqiang.
Zhang Xiaoqiang waved to everyone with a smile, then glanced at Su Lengche, who was also embarrassed next to him, and then dejectedly went to the sales department at the back to buy food and drinks.
"Huh~" Zhang Xiaoqiang let out a sigh of relief after getting out of the crowd's attention.
This is so damn scary!
"What, classmate Su, did I, did I say something wrong just now?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked Ice Beauty for confirmation with a confused look on his face.
Su Lengche shrugged his shoulders, with a wry smile on his lips.
The management of movie theaters is really bad now. Is this obviously a big rally of the CHUAN sales organization
Thinking about the excited publicity about "cleaning, cutting and blowing" since he entered the house, Zhang Xiaoqiang concluded that the other party's background was not "simple".
But what should we do now
Do you want to continue taking risks here to complete the ultimate sex mission? Or seize the time to open up a second battlefield
However, just when Zhang Xiaoqiang was at a loss as to what to do, a series of ghostly cries and howls suddenly came from the hall outside.
Oops! I fucking knew something was going to happen! !
(End of chapter)