"Brother Pig! I don't have any objection if you want me to catch Brother Monkey, but you have to give me something to defend myself from!"
Zhang Xiaoqiang was too embarrassed to tell Lao Zhu that he was treated as a "monster" by the Great Sage.
Now that the latter wants him to capture the Great Sage, how can he not be afraid.
Lao Zhu patted Zhang Xiaoqiang's shoulder and said comfortingly: "Don't worry, you won't be allowed to handle such a big thing alone. I will accompany you."
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang breathed a sigh of relief, but then he raised his eyebrows and looked at Old Zhu up and down: "Brother Zhu, what is that? I have the guts to ask... are you really the opponent of the Great Sage in a fight?"
uncle! I have watched Journey to the West, but Bajie seems unreliable!
Unexpectedly, the old pig laughed loudly: "Why fight? The monkey wants to fight monsters. Although I can't understand some of the habits of the monkey, but those are ideological conflicts. When it comes to relationships, I and I The monkey traveled westward and experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, but love is stronger than gold."
yes! Dasheng and Bajie are good brothers who have climbed snowy mountains, walked through grass, fought monsters, and fucked girls together.
With Lao Zhu here, I believe there won't be any trouble.
Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoqiang finally made up his mind: "Okay, Brother Pig, then... how do we find Brother Monkey? Is there any connecting spell between you?"
"No!" Old Pig didn't even want to give the answer.
"No? Then where can we find it?"
The land of China covers 9.6 million square kilometers. Every three-year-old child knows that Monkey King, the Monkey King, has a body like black iron, piercing eyes, and can fly thousands of miles with a single somersault.
Even a rocket can't keep up with this speed, let alone finding a needle in a haystack of huge crowds.
"You are overthinking. Didn't I tell you before that the next Great Sage will have no magic power, so he is probably still in H City now."
"Well, you're right. There are restrictions on our coming here. If we bring magic power, wouldn't it be chaos?"
After listening to what the old man said, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt relieved but also a little disappointed.
What's reassuring is that without magic power, at least you don't have to worry about the great sage doing something too horrifying.
Disappointingly, if the monkey's magic power is still there, he can just do a somersault and go to the island country to sweep Y's XX shrine, and see if Y people will worship the immortal in the future.
"Hey, Brother Pig, even if Brother Monkey doesn't have magic power and can't fly around, we still have millions of people in City H. It's hard to find anyone in this city, but now you can find a monkey... To be honest... "
"That's why I said I need your help." The old pig looked solemn.
"Come on, Brother Pig, just say it. Is there anything I can do?"
"It's very simple. From the clues we have at hand, the monkey will focus on slaying demons in the next term. The three times he appears are in special locations. If you can predict where he may attack next, then we can predict it in advance. Go over and ambush,"
After listening, Zhang Xiaoqiang carefully went through the three places where Brother Monkey had been.
The first is the car show, where Brother Monkey single-handedly smashed up a lot of expensive sports cars.
Next is the hair salon, where Brother Monkey sharply solves the non-mainstream haircuts and blowouts.
Finally tonight, Brother Monkey single-handedly defeated the two forces of the Federation and the Horde at the World of Warcraft premiere.
Taken together, these three places are really places where monsters gather.
But the question is, where can I predict where the Great Sage will attack next
Fortunately, modern cities have advanced information transmission, and Zhang Xiaoqiang has his own way of dealing with it.
Quickly walked to the computer desk and opened the browser page.
When Lao Zhu saw this, he couldn't help but be curious: "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?"
“If you don’t know about internal affairs, ask Baidu; if you don’t know about foreign affairs, ask Google.”
"What do you mean?"
"It's not interesting. I'll go online and look for places where Brother Monkey might go."
Clicking on local hot news, Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly browsed through the headlines.
Suddenly, a message marked in red caught Zhang Xiaoqiang's eyes: The 25th East China Comic Exhibition is about to open.
Comic Con!
I quickly clicked on the link, my phone beeped for a while, and then the promotional screen appeared.
Unexpectedly, before Zhang Xiaoqiang could take a closer look, Lao Zhu suddenly shouted from behind: "Monster!!"
"I'm going!" Fortunately, the table he was leaning against was close, otherwise Zhang Xiaoqiang would have slipped under the table just like Lao Zhu did just now.
"Brother Pig, why are you so troublesome!"
"Monsters! So many monsters! Where is this place? Why are there so many monsters! There are also nine-tailed demon foxes!!"
After calming down his mind, Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced over it. After looking at it, he shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "These are not monsters, they are all dressed up by people. This nine-tailed demon fox, do you look familiar to you if you take a closer look?"
The old pig came forward, his hooves hanging down, he looked at it for a while, and said with a click of his tongue: "Hiss~ It looks familiar. Where have you seen it?"
"League of Legends." Zhang Xiaoqiang said helplessly.
The old pig jumped up immediately: "Ali!? This is my goddess!!"
"Pretended by humans."
"Gulu." You could clearly hear the old pig swallowing his saliva: "It looks like it, it looks so similar, those waves, those legs, that butt, it's perfect! It's so fucking perfect!"
Whenever something has to do with a pretty girl, the old pig will immediately change. A typical situation is easy to change, but a pig's nature is hard to change.
But since the old pig is so sure that the characters in the picture are monsters, then the scene that day was definitely a group of monsters dancing wildly!
"Brother Pig! I think I know where to stay, Brother Monkey!"
"where?"
"It's right here! Comic Expo!" A faint smile slowly appeared on the corners of his lips, Zhang Xiaoqiang was confident.
The next day, Zhang Xiaoqiang returned to school, fishing and sunbathing.
Early in the morning, he and Lao Zhu took the Aqiu No. 1 borrowed from Er Pang and went to save the earth.
One person bought a bun, and Lao Zhu and Zhang Xiaoqiang found a secluded spot, staring at the entrance of the animation exhibition.
Soon, 8 o'clock arrived. Today is the first day of the Comic Exhibition, and there are all kinds of activities inside.
But Lao Zhu and Zhang Xiaoqiang could only hide outside and lurk. In Lao Zhu's words, this is called looking at the overall situation. Now that he's here, it's time to catch the monkey before he takes action.
Zhang Xiaoqiang agreed with this.
But as time went by, he began to doubt whether his decision was correct.
The morning passed quickly. The exhibition site was very quiet all morning. Not even a single animal appeared, let alone monkeys.
This makes Zhang Xiaoqiang quite discouraged, but the hardship has just begun and the real test is about to come.
By the afternoon, the scorching sun had finished accumulating heat after warming up for most of the day.
Under its playful humiliation, Zhang Xiaoqiang and Lao Zhu were cooling off in the corner with a cup of "coffee" ice cream.
After a while, an old woman led her child past the two of them.
These two Zhang Xiaoqiang knew each other, but there was nothing they could do about it. After staying here for too long, the faces from the past were deeply reflected in his mind.
Maybe it was because he saw the old pig eating too "passionately" that the child couldn't restrain his inner demands. At that moment, he coquettishly shook the arm of the old woman beside him: "Grandma, I want to eat that too."
The old woman glanced at Zhang Xiaoqiang and Lao Zhu, who were in the corner, and then raised her hands to pick up the child. Then she said to the child sternly: "That thing is shit, you can't eat it. Do you understand?"
(End of chapter)