The Greatest Anchor in History

Chapter 78: Auntie is coming

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Hiding his merit and fame, Zhang Xiaoqiang gave up when he saw the opportunity and went home directly.

He didn't care about the result of the second half of the game. This time he accidentally pretended to be B and had already overfulfilled the task.

After arriving home, Lao Zhu was still working hard in front of the computer. Zhang Xiaoqiang did not disturb him and went into the room alone, ready to take a short nap to catch up on his afternoon nap.

As soon as I got into bed, a stream of consciousness flashed through my head.

Congratulations! Received a gift box.

Hehe, you are still lucky today!

Zhang Xiaoqiang couldn't wait to open the gift box.

The actual gifter inside is Wu Song.

Pull out the destiny card, which clearly says "Three bowls but no post".

"Three bowls are not enough": Jingyanggang rice wine, this wine nourishes yin and nourishes the skin, promotes blood circulation and dispels cold, stimulates menstruation and activates meridians. Three bowls are a course of treatment, so don't be greedy.

Usage restrictions: No restrictions.

How to use: Just equip it.

It turns out to be wine! Zhang Xiaoqiang, who doesn't drink much, couldn't help but lose interest after seeing the actual content of the card.

sleep! As soon as Gulu fell on the bed, Zhang Xiaoqiang closed his eyes, and suddenly Su Lengche's leather jacket and leather pants look in the morning appeared in his mind.

Thinking of the ice beauty's voluptuous figure, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a rush of heat in his body, and the YY cells unique to otakus began to activate with excitement.

Suddenly, the cell phone rang at an inappropriate time.

Zhang Xiaoqiang grabbed it and shouted angrily: "Who is it!?"

"Me." The same high-pitched tone came from the receiver.

Zhang Xiaoqiang immediately fainted when he heard this: "Big, big aunt!?"

"Well, luckily you still have some conscience and can recognize your aunt's voice."

"Uh, haha, aunt, are you here?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked tentatively.

"No, I have an emergency here and I can't get through it for the time being."

"Huh~" Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a huge mountain fall in his mind.

"Where are you now?"

"at home."

"Are you at home again? Playing games, right? How many times have I told you? A big boy's family always stays at home and plays games. I told you to pay more attention to national affairs, but you must have turned a deaf ear! Now the ratio of men to women What a serious imbalance! The ratio of men to women is ten to one, with more wolves and less meat. My child, how come you have no sense of worry!? What’s the use of just playing those games? In the future, you plan to call Demacia and follow Are you trying to steal your wife? I said you are already a grown-up, so why don’t you find some ideas?"

"Uh... Auntie, do you even know about Demacia?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was speechless.

"I'm not worried about you. I don't know what's so fun about that game. A few days ago, in order to find out why you little bastards are so addicted to it, your aunt and I played it for a few days, and there were only five villains going back and forth. Tutu. Are you bored?"

Haha, Y must have been brutally tortured by a primary school student.

"It's not challenging at all. Do you think that thing can make a living at such a high level?"

"Haha, aunt, what rank are you in now?" Zhang Xiaoqiang asked with a smile.

"The diamond was just put on yesterday, why are you asking this!?"

"Damn! Auntie is so powerful!"

"Don't be poor! Let's make it official!!"

"Auntie, I'm only 20 this year. There's no need to be so anxious when talking about friends." Zhang Xiaoqiang cried.

"Salted fish thinking!! My child, I once said that if a young man doesn't work hard, the boss will have no wife."

"Uh, aunt, is this what I said?"

"Well, your grandpa said that back then. What happened?"

"No, it's okay."

"Listen, my aunt knows that you are not a good boy. I am calling you this time just to tell you that I have found someone for you. You can go and meet her at the Jinding Cafe this afternoon."

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoqiang's face was full of distress: "A blind date?"

"What do you think!? With your conditions, if you don't take the initiative, how can you come to see you as a girl? I can tell you, I have investigated the situation of this girl. She is in good condition, dignified and beautiful, and she is a foreign language major, with an English major of 8 , Japanese Level 1, German Level 2. What do you think I am capable of? I am also a college student, how about you!?"

Depend on! What's wrong? My QQ is level 30, yellow diamond is level 7, red diamond is level 3, fancy color diamond is level 4, green diamond is level 2, super diamond is level 1... Are you proud? Has my brother swelled

"Hey, did you hear what aunt said?"

"Listen, I heard you."

"Let me tell you, when we meet at 2 o'clock this afternoon, you dress up and be energetic, arrive on time, and don't ask the girl to wait! Also, if you dare not to go... hum!"

Upon hearing these two moans from his aunt, Zhang Xiaoqiang's calves felt weak.

This is the root cause of childhood disease, the story of blood and tears that the feather duster and the butt have to tell.

"Don't worry, auntie, the mountains have no edges, the heaven and the earth are harmonious, I will definitely go too!"

Toot toot! A busy signal came from the phone.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was unable to throw away his phone and walked to the living room in despair.

Lao Zhu subconsciously raised his eyebrows, flicked away the ash from his cigarette, and asked, "Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? Why are you so listless?"

"I have to go on a blind date in the afternoon." Zhang Xiaoqiang flopped down on the sofa and stared at the sky like a dead dog.

"This is a good thing." Lao Zhu stopped his movements in confusion.

"It's so good." Nowadays, a blind date means that a man and a woman meet to discuss matters concerning a partner. Actually... just pretend to be a slap in the face.

For a guy like Zhang Xiaoqiang who has no money, no house, no car, he goes on a blind date with a girl, what's the difference between that and asking someone to hit her

"Hey, Brother Pig, you don't understand even if I tell you this. Anyway, remember, cherish your life and stay away from your aunt!"

Now, with the knife at his neck, Zhang Xiaoqiang has no way out.

After choosing some decent clothes, Zhang Xiaoqiang got on the "Aqiu No. 1", and under the scorching sun, he tragically embarked on his way to the Jinding Cafe.

After arriving and parking the car, Zhang Xiaoqiang entered the store and found a seat by the window to sit down.

To be honest, my first blind date was quite nervous.

Zhang Xiaoqiang rubbed his hands back and forth in a slightly awkward manner. This young girl, who was not too tall and had a fair complexion, walked up to the table: "Excuse me, are you Zhang Xiaoqiang?"

"I am you… "

"Haha, Lin Qian."

"Ah!" Ma Liu stood up, and Zhang Xiaoqiang quickly imitated the male pig's feet in idol dramas and gestured to his opponent: "Please sit down, please sit down."

Lin Qian sat down and placed her handbag on the edge of the chair.

Zhang Xiaoqiang took a look and said, "Hey guys, those designs seem to be expensive."

If the enemy does not move, I will not move. Zhang Xiaoqiang, who is familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War, understands that this stage is a stage of observation, and whoever speaks first will lose.

Finally, under the dull and oppressive atmosphere on the court, Lin Qian took the lead in starting a conversation.

"Mr. Zhang, you look different from the photo."

Destroy haha! You opened your mouth, but you still opened your mouth after all!

Zhang Xiaoqiang raised a smile: "Have you seen my photo?"

"Yes, but you in the photo are...hehe, a little whiter than you are now."

(End of chapter)